A/N: Got it divided into chapters!! Please comment. First ever fanfic.
"Robin I… I need to tell you something." Barney looked at her from where he stood next to the couch.
"Can it wait Barney? I'm kinda swamped with all this party stuff." Robin was rushing around the kitchen making food for Ted's 31st birthday party.
"Yeah sure. No. Yes! No… No I really need to tell you now."
Now kids, it had taken a week of your Uncle Barney reciting dozens of different speeches to me, Lily, and Marshall to get to this point. So when Robin walked out of the kitchen wiping her hands on a dish towel,
"What is it Barney?"
He knew exactly what he was going to say.
"Robin I'm in love with you. I know, I know, but I'm Barney. I don't fall in love… Well… I did. With you. And whenever I see you with anyone else it kills me and I think the only way I can stay just friends with you is if you stop dating other guys and the only thing I can do for you to do that is this-
Scherbatzcy, will you go out with me? On a date? A REAL date?"
Unfortunately there's one thing Barney didn't count on. You see, when Robin came out of the kitchen, looked up at him and smiled; Barney forgot all of that. Instead he did this-
Barney kissed her. Robin blinks in surprise and at first it seems like she's gonna pull away, she should pull away, she knows that. Barney Stinson was kissing her.
Womanizing, flirty, idiotic, play boy Barney.
She should pull away, smack him, and kick him out of the apartment right now!... But Barney was kissing her.
Funny, caring, laser tag playing, always smiling Barney… Instead of pulling away she grabbed a hold of his tie pulling him closer.
Finally Barney pulled away gently resting his forehead against hers. "I love you… Go out with me?" She kissed him again pulling him toward her room.
*-*-*End Chapter 1*-*-*