Roy VS A World....or SSBMHQ without hairgel....whats going to happen? Does
he even need the stuff? Or was it some freak accident with an electric
socket? ....*twilite Zone music plays in backround*
Disclaimer- There is absolutly NO way i own any of this....well except maybe myself....and this Link toy. But thats all i swear! *hides from angry mob*
Chapta 1- Its all started when.......
Roy was walking through the halls of the SSBMHQ, Hal Labs, or where ever they live. Well maybe he wasn't walking, he was more like sneaking, trying to avoid everyone that could see him. For......*pause for suspence* bum bum bum!
{Marth- Get on with the story already!!!!
{Tsunami- Fine, be that way, keep my from my suspension!!!
Roy's hair was messed up! Well it wasn't messed up...it was rather perfectly straight. But then again people this is Roy we're talking about, straight is a bad thing!!!!!! So Roy quietly snuck around the place to get to his dorm. Sadly against our hero's wishes....he was spotted by Mewtwo!
Mewtwo- Hey Marth! *walks over to Roy* Yo why did you dye you hair red like Roy's? ( I wasn't kidding when i said "straight" now was I???)
Roy- .....
Mewtwo- Well? *stands in front of Roy and gets a good look at his face* E gad! Your Roy! (what kinda phrase is "E Gad"?!)
Roy- Snap! *runs away quickly*
Bowser- Was that a Roy with perfectly straight hair?!
Mewtwo- Indeed..... (mewtwo to smart.......)
Bowser- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Its rumor time!!! *runs off*
When Roy finally got to his dorm, he quickly locked all the doors and shut all the curtains. Marth, who was of course Roy's roommate, looked up curiously from his bed.
Marth- *puts magazine down* Roy? Is that you? Or do i look better with red hair than i thought?
Roy- Ha ha....Very funny Mars....
Marth- Hey i resent being called that! *throws the mag at Roy and busts out with another* What happened to ya anyway?
Roy- When i was fighting Fox, he used that "Fire Fox" move on me and my hair ended up looking like *this*, now let me go get the hairgel
Marth- I never knew you used hairgel....I always thougth it was a freak accident with an electric socket.....
Roy- It was both....but thats not the point....*rumages through bathroom cabbnit* Marth where the hell did you put the hairgel?
Marth- Like hell should i know...i never knew ya kept the stuff!!!
Roy- NOOOOO!!!!!!! My hairgel is missing!!!!
Roy keeps screaming about his hairgel when the intercom come on.
Intercom- Hello SSBM characters i hope not to disturb your peace but there is an important meeting right now so "get over it." (Rinoa- ....*sarcastically* Wow...i "wonder" who said that......) Suddenly all the SSBM characters were in a very meeting-like room.
Mysterious Girl With LinkToy- Ok guys and girls....There is a problem afoot.
All but Roy- What?
Roy- Someone took my hairgel!!!! (what was he just waiting to say that?)
Tsunami- ummm....no thats not it
Fox- Is it something bad?
Tsunami-.....dont even go there kitsune
Y. Link- Why is everyone being called by there nicknames
Tsunami- ...*smirks evily* No clue Chibi
Y. Link- NOOOOO!!!!! The worst name of them all!!!!! Evil! *runs out the door*
Peach- May i have a drink?
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Peach*
Tsunami- *ignores Samus* Get a life first......*keeps going the second before Peach opens her mouth* Forget it.....
Mario- Hey you cant do that to my girlfriend!
Tsunami- *skeptically looks at Mario* Oh wanna bet.....Mario, i command you to....fall in love with Luigi, BWAHAHAHA!!!
*All the smashers and Tsunami ignore the screaming and kissing sounds behind them*
Zelda- Yes.....So what was the problem?
Ice Climber- Yah! We wanna know!
Tsunami- ....sht! Cuz of all the interuption i forgot! *goes into a state of thinkingness*
Ness- I'm ness!
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Ness*
Tsunami- ...Umm yah, 0.o.....So...Oh i know, i'll pick a few Smashers to go on some quest thingy while i try to remember the problem! Hmm now lemme think of some realy quick problem......Any ideas?
Marth- What do they really put in the cafeteria food? :Tsunami's auto responce: Its been done......
Mewtwo- ....If Peach can actually be smart........ :TAR: Tempting...but no
Roy- Where the f*uck my hair gel is?!
*Everyone except Tsunami stares at Roy like hes insane*
Mr. G&W- Blip blip buzz beep buzz?!
Pikachu- Pika pikapikachu! Pika pi!
Tsunami- ...OK thats it everyone who cant speak English or Japanese get the f*uck away from me!
*Few moments of silence*
Kirby- *taunts* Hi!
Link- Uhhhh yah......
*more silence*
Falco- Ok Tsunami! Just admit it! You want to do the "Find Roy's Hairgel idea"!!!!!!!
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Falco*
Tsunami- Yes! Yes! I wanna do that idea! The title is "A hunt for Hairgel" Of course thats the idea! Whats wrong with your people! God.......OK um...so i'll divide some of the smasher into two teams...yah thats it..no who to put in....
*The smashers all take two steps back*
Tsunami- ....dont end up like Mario....*everyone but Tsu gulps* Now lets see...Roy of course cuz hes the main dude and my fave...And Marth cuz hes Rin'z fav and she'll kill me if i dont...and Link cuz...he likes green...and Young Link cuz i wanna have all the swordspeeps.....Yah!
Link,Marth,&Roy- *take out their sword and hold them above their chests* Goodbye cruel wo--
Tsunami- .....*is getting ticked* .....I'm an author...i CAN revive you........
Link- *puts sword away in defeat*
Roy- *puts sword away goes on yelling about his perfectly straight hair*
Marth- *puts sword away and begins reading his magazine*
Tsunami- OK next I want Fox on team two cuz...well....just cuz....Samus cuz she and fox make a good couple....The ice climbers and Ness just cuz again........
Falco- What about me?
Peach- And me? Why does Samus get to be on a team?
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Peach*
Tsunami- Thats why.....OK I guess i'll relay messages to the two teams...and if one person "happens" to get hurt i'll have a replacement, BWAHAHAHA! OK, now go find that hairgel!!!!
*The two teams run out the door*
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Tsu-....I suck, i know.......gah.....See what happens when I'm bored......sheesh, i'll continue if you acutally enjoyed this......*walks away*
Disclaimer- There is absolutly NO way i own any of this....well except maybe myself....and this Link toy. But thats all i swear! *hides from angry mob*
Chapta 1- Its all started when.......
Roy was walking through the halls of the SSBMHQ, Hal Labs, or where ever they live. Well maybe he wasn't walking, he was more like sneaking, trying to avoid everyone that could see him. For......*pause for suspence* bum bum bum!
{Marth- Get on with the story already!!!!
{Tsunami- Fine, be that way, keep my from my suspension!!!
Roy's hair was messed up! Well it wasn't messed up...it was rather perfectly straight. But then again people this is Roy we're talking about, straight is a bad thing!!!!!! So Roy quietly snuck around the place to get to his dorm. Sadly against our hero's wishes....he was spotted by Mewtwo!
Mewtwo- Hey Marth! *walks over to Roy* Yo why did you dye you hair red like Roy's? ( I wasn't kidding when i said "straight" now was I???)
Roy- .....
Mewtwo- Well? *stands in front of Roy and gets a good look at his face* E gad! Your Roy! (what kinda phrase is "E Gad"?!)
Roy- Snap! *runs away quickly*
Bowser- Was that a Roy with perfectly straight hair?!
Mewtwo- Indeed..... (mewtwo to smart.......)
Bowser- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Its rumor time!!! *runs off*
When Roy finally got to his dorm, he quickly locked all the doors and shut all the curtains. Marth, who was of course Roy's roommate, looked up curiously from his bed.
Marth- *puts magazine down* Roy? Is that you? Or do i look better with red hair than i thought?
Roy- Ha ha....Very funny Mars....
Marth- Hey i resent being called that! *throws the mag at Roy and busts out with another* What happened to ya anyway?
Roy- When i was fighting Fox, he used that "Fire Fox" move on me and my hair ended up looking like *this*, now let me go get the hairgel
Marth- I never knew you used hairgel....I always thougth it was a freak accident with an electric socket.....
Roy- It was both....but thats not the point....*rumages through bathroom cabbnit* Marth where the hell did you put the hairgel?
Marth- Like hell should i know...i never knew ya kept the stuff!!!
Roy- NOOOOO!!!!!!! My hairgel is missing!!!!
Roy keeps screaming about his hairgel when the intercom come on.
Intercom- Hello SSBM characters i hope not to disturb your peace but there is an important meeting right now so "get over it." (Rinoa- ....*sarcastically* Wow...i "wonder" who said that......) Suddenly all the SSBM characters were in a very meeting-like room.
Mysterious Girl With LinkToy- Ok guys and girls....There is a problem afoot.
All but Roy- What?
Roy- Someone took my hairgel!!!! (what was he just waiting to say that?)
Tsunami- ummm....no thats not it
Fox- Is it something bad?
Tsunami-.....dont even go there kitsune
Y. Link- Why is everyone being called by there nicknames
Tsunami- ...*smirks evily* No clue Chibi
Y. Link- NOOOOO!!!!! The worst name of them all!!!!! Evil! *runs out the door*
Peach- May i have a drink?
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Peach*
Tsunami- *ignores Samus* Get a life first......*keeps going the second before Peach opens her mouth* Forget it.....
Mario- Hey you cant do that to my girlfriend!
Tsunami- *skeptically looks at Mario* Oh wanna bet.....Mario, i command you to....fall in love with Luigi, BWAHAHAHA!!!
*All the smashers and Tsunami ignore the screaming and kissing sounds behind them*
Zelda- Yes.....So what was the problem?
Ice Climber- Yah! We wanna know!
Tsunami- ....sht! Cuz of all the interuption i forgot! *goes into a state of thinkingness*
Ness- I'm ness!
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Ness*
Tsunami- ...Umm yah, 0.o.....So...Oh i know, i'll pick a few Smashers to go on some quest thingy while i try to remember the problem! Hmm now lemme think of some realy quick problem......Any ideas?
Marth- What do they really put in the cafeteria food? :Tsunami's auto responce: Its been done......
Mewtwo- ....If Peach can actually be smart........ :TAR: Tempting...but no
Roy- Where the f*uck my hair gel is?!
*Everyone except Tsunami stares at Roy like hes insane*
Mr. G&W- Blip blip buzz beep buzz?!
Pikachu- Pika pikapikachu! Pika pi!
Tsunami- ...OK thats it everyone who cant speak English or Japanese get the f*uck away from me!
*Few moments of silence*
Kirby- *taunts* Hi!
Link- Uhhhh yah......
*more silence*
Falco- Ok Tsunami! Just admit it! You want to do the "Find Roy's Hairgel idea"!!!!!!!
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Falco*
Tsunami- Yes! Yes! I wanna do that idea! The title is "A hunt for Hairgel" Of course thats the idea! Whats wrong with your people! God.......OK um...so i'll divide some of the smasher into two teams...yah thats it..no who to put in....
*The smashers all take two steps back*
Tsunami- ....dont end up like Mario....*everyone but Tsu gulps* Now lets see...Roy of course cuz hes the main dude and my fave...And Marth cuz hes Rin'z fav and she'll kill me if i dont...and Link cuz...he likes green...and Young Link cuz i wanna have all the swordspeeps.....Yah!
Link,Marth,&Roy- *take out their sword and hold them above their chests* Goodbye cruel wo--
Tsunami- .....*is getting ticked* .....I'm an author...i CAN revive you........
Link- *puts sword away in defeat*
Roy- *puts sword away goes on yelling about his perfectly straight hair*
Marth- *puts sword away and begins reading his magazine*
Tsunami- OK next I want Fox on team two cuz...well....just cuz....Samus cuz she and fox make a good couple....The ice climbers and Ness just cuz again........
Falco- What about me?
Peach- And me? Why does Samus get to be on a team?
Samus- Ho! *b-slaps Peach*
Tsunami- Thats why.....OK I guess i'll relay messages to the two teams...and if one person "happens" to get hurt i'll have a replacement, BWAHAHAHA! OK, now go find that hairgel!!!!
*The two teams run out the door*
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Tsu-....I suck, i know.......gah.....See what happens when I'm bored......sheesh, i'll continue if you acutally enjoyed this......*walks away*