"FUCK YOU!!" Hidan slapped Kakuzu away as the zombie tried to re-order his partner's hair.

"Now now, Hidan. That is not the language we use in public." Itachi gave the Jashinist a quick glance as he popped a cherry into Kisame's mouth.

"Don't tell me what to say, Mother!! My hair is fucking GAY RAINBOWS."

"Again, no using offensive wording in public, Hidan. Please. It's getting on my nerves." 'Mother Hen' slid off of his partner's lap onto the sheet below.

"Hey now. It's the Happenings Festival, today. Be nice to each other." Pein gave Hidan a warning glare.

"Fuck you!"

"No, that's MY job." Konan slid up behind Pein and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Pein's face grew red.

"Please, not in public, Sweetheart." He pulled away from his fiancé.

"Lookie! Lookie Lookie Lookie!!" Tobi bounced up and down on the Picnic Blanket and pointed at the sky.

Lights flashed, a boom filled the air, Sasori jumped and hid behind Deidara.

Yup, you guessed it. Fireworks.

Kakuzu smiled and pulled Hidan onto his lap. The Jashinist had unknowingly had his hair dyed for this weeklong, Traditional Amegakure Festival.

"Take that damned mask off for once, Kuzu. It's so damn annoying." Hidan tugged at the black fabric, only to have his pale hand slapped away. "Why do you keep it on, anyway?"

"Because I'm ugly. Now shut up and watch the works." He looked down to see Hidan grin. "What…?"

"I'll watch YOUR works."

"Oh god, un." Deidara rolled his eyes. "I think I'm gonna barf, un. Please Hidan. We're in public. And there's little children around, un!"

A girl with lavender eyes had stopped and was blushing furiously, looking at Hidan.

"What the fuck do you want, Blindey?"

Itachi smacked Hidan sharply on the back of the head, followed by another slap from Kakuzu.

"Stop hitting me! What the hell did I ever do to you?!" Hidan dodged a would be Head-blower-off-er.

Instead of hitting his target, Hidan, Itachi punched Deidara in the face, triggering Sasori's defensive protection system for Deidara. (Which meant punching and kicking the hell out of anyone who hurt the whiney little blonde.)

Before Sasori could land a hit on the Uchiha (now cowering behind Kisame) Pein grabbed Sasori's collar and held fast to the flailing puppet.

"It's my home village's once-a-year festival. Let's make the best of it, shall we?"