Alice that Fool
Alice, that fool
She claims she's been down a rabbit hole
But I know it's not true
No person could ever fit,
Even that small Alice,
Fool
Alice that fool
She says she's had tea with a hare and mad hatter
But I know it's a fib,
For I know no person
Who has seen a hare drink tea,
Let alone with a hatter
Alice that fool
She states that she's seen a cat with a grin
Ear to ear
But I know it's un-true,
For cats do not grin,
Nor frown, nor laugh, nor cry
Alice, that fool of a girl
