Alice that Fool

Alice, that fool

She claims she's been down a rabbit hole

But I know it's not true

No person could ever fit,

Even that small Alice,

Fool

Alice that fool

She says she's had tea with a hare and mad hatter

But I know it's a fib,

For I know no person

Who has seen a hare drink tea,

Let alone with a hatter

Alice that fool

She states that she's seen a cat with a grin

Ear to ear

But I know it's un-true,

For cats do not grin,

Nor frown, nor laugh, nor cry



Alice, that fool of a girl