A Very Random Tale
Once upon a time, there was a young handsome boy who was called the Queen of Siberia, henceforth referred to as the QOS. The QOS was, as aforementioned, handsome. He also had a great sense of humor, he could act, sing and he was not unintelligent.
One day, the QOS was walking along a pathway in a forest and he ran into a purple giraffe, henceforth referred to as a PG.
"Hello," said the QOS.
"Good morning," replied a PG. "I am a Purple Giraffe."
"Yes, I can see that," the QOS commented. "I am the Queen of Siberia," he added.
"Nice to meet you," said a PG politely.
"The pleasure is mine," smiled the QOS.
The two new friends continued walking until they came to a forest. Under a tree sat a pretty brunette in a yellow dress.
"Hello," said a PG politely. "This is the Queen of Siberia and I am a Purple Giraffe."
"I can tell," replied the girl. "Nice to meet you. I am the King of Australia."
"I…" began the QOS, blinking rapidly and staring vapidly at the King of Australia, henceforth referred to as the KOS. "This may seem very unusual but I love you!"
"Oh!" exclaimed the KOA in surprise. She couldn't help but notice how very golden his hair was, how white his teeth were and how blue his eyes were.
"You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and besides, as everyone knows, queens marry kings and I have been looking everywhere for a suitable king to be my wife," the QOS said quickly, blushing slightly.
"Did you just ask me to marry you?" asked the KOA curiously.
"Well…yes,' replied the QOS.
"Okay, just checking." She looked him up and down and liked what she saw. So she did what all girls in fairy tales do, as everyone knows, and accepted the Queen's offer of marriage.
The PG happened to be a Justice of Peace and he married them on the spot.
The Queen of Siberia and the King of Australia lived happily ever after.
The End