IN THE BATHROOM
Shion Kaito woke up at 3 in the morning with a tingling in his pants. If he had any pants on. Yes, that was one of his little secrets- he slept in his nuddy-pants.
"Aahhhh…" Kaito groaned. He wasn't sure if he should make a naked dash to the bathroom and get his… oo-er, business, over and done with. After all, he lived with the rest of the VOCALOIDs- Miku, Meiko, Luka, Rin and… Len.
Hmmm… Kaito thought to himself. Maybe I'll go just for the latter- WAIT, WHAT THE FUSCHIA? DID I JUST THINK THAT? Kaito shook his blue hair- CLEAR SHAMPOO!style- and was about to walk over to his closet to put something on. When he felt the bed under him getting a little… eh… warm.
Quick as lightning, Kaito jumped out of bed and sprinted towards the C/R. He blasted open the door and ran to the bowl. He sighed contentedly as the stuff spilled out… wait, that sounds wrong. As he released it… That's worse. Um… well… he did stuff that WE do on the bowl.
He just finished when the hair on the back of his neck stood up. Someone was there. WATCHING ME. Out of habit, he had done it (not THAT it.) facing the wall. He slowly, very slowly, turned around. Then he belted out one of his MANLY screams. (Check out WORLD IS MINE- KAITO. At 4:09:D)
Meet Kagamine Len, our latest toilet voyeur. Len raised a pencil-thin eyebrow. "What? You left the door open," Len said lackadaisically, yawning. And then he noticed Kaito, erm… In his birthday suit.
Kaito could feel his whole face turn shade after shades of red as an awkward stare war ensued. Then Len called for peace.
"Your penis is small," he said good-naturedly as he walked out of the bathroom with a smile on his face.
A/N: o.o Len… I can just imagine that smile. *shudders* Shota rape face… I can't even remember WHY I chose this FML. –Kiri
Anyways… I think this is better than the one before. I THINK.