JAWSPERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Disclaimer: I do not own Jasper, but I do own Jawsper!! Also, I do not own hungrylikethewolf1994, who helped me write this, but I do own my friend Maggie.
Jasper's POV
One day, I was fjdka;jfdksal;fj;sa home alone while everyone was out doing their own thing. Surprisingly, Alice didn't drag me ufdajlkdjf;jdsak with her wherever she went. I was desperately bored out of my mind, however, so in desperation, I went to our 42" plasma screen pldpafkodjfdjsakfd television we have and started flipping through the fdlksj;aflksjdalkfjdlsaj;f channels. HBO in HD was showing the old blkjdlsjalkfjdl;asjfdsa JAWS movie, so I started watching that. I envied that ifldsajfkd;jsafjd;sa shark so much, so I went upstairs and got all dressed fjdsla;jfdlsajfl;jdsal;fjlskajfdl up and pretended to be him, but soon after, I realized that we were very similar. We were both good looking, blood thirsty, and tall. So, I went around the jfdlsajfl;ksajfl;kjdsa;fdjas;l house, finding everything I could to help me re-enact all the scenes with the dsafdsafdsag shark in them. By the time I was almost done, Alice walked into the room, and saw me fkdsajl;fjdsal;jfl;dsa half-naked, playing jaws, in my UNDERWEAR!! Yeah, well, she is still abfdjkdlalttaking me, so I should probably ggogjdljog go. Gdjlafjldsoggood bye.