Ok, so my sister came up with this and she wanted me to type it up and put it on the site, so here it goes! Remember: PURE PARODY!!! (:
Icarly woke up at six am and stumbled around in the dark with her big feet. She was looking for her gun because she wanted to get back to her 22 year old boyfriend. She loaded it and got in her car and drove to the mansion where he lived. She walked up on the lawn but there were traps everywhere! She tripped and fell into a bear trap! She had to chew her leg off to escape! She hopped up the stairs and punched in the door with her gigantic arms. She roared like a lion and grabbed her ex and threw him on the floor. She shot him and fed his body to her 32 cats! The End!
Now, that's how my sister ended it. This is how I wanted to end it but- it being her story- I couldn't do it.
icarly's arms and legs spasm, and they carried her out the mansion window, where she fell, not to her death, but onto a giant sumo wrestler that was on fire. A monkey was also on his shoulder, but it seemed not to be affected by the heat.
When the monkey clapped his symbols together, icarly spontaneously combusted, and she was buried next to her 32 cats, who died because icarly's ex was just too disgusting to eat. The End!
As you can see, my sister clearly doesn't like icarly lol. Thanks for reading! (: I hope you found it entertaining and funny just like I did when my sister showed it to me! (: I always welcome reviews!! And I am actually writing a REAL icarly story that will be up very soon, so check it out!