The dangers of skinny dipping
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Dipper was exhausted. Ever since the bunker he'd been burying himself in all
sorts of chores, errands, and busywork. To keep his mind off Wendy. He'd
been running himself ragged...which is probably why he obliviously walked off
the trail and fell down a small hill. Dipper groaned. Then to his surprise, he
found himself surrounded by steam...he'd discovered a secret hot spring!
Desperately wanting to relax. Dipper quickly stripped down and got in. After a
couple minutes of letting the spring do it's work. Enough of his aches and
pains went away to start thinking right again...and realize he'd walked right
into a comedic cliché. Quickly, dipper ran through the steam. Hopping to get
to his clothes before his usual "luck" kicked in-
WHAM!
Yep, he crashed into something. And now he was being flung through the air.
Someone was holding him against a tree.
POW!
And of course a painful blow to his testicles. Despite the situation. Dipper
would be lying if didn't enjoy the sight of a surprised and naked Wendy...
…...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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