Really Funny Ways To Piss Off .…..Byakuya!!!
Me: Yeahhh!!!I've been writing this for a day!! (That's too long , I know…)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach…even if I want to…
Warning: If you're Byakuya's fangirls, don't read this. But, if you read this please don't kill meee!!!
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1. Invite all of his fangirls to a house,then invite Byakuya from a phone to there. Said ,"There's someone who have a very important meeting with you,they want to meet you at (the house)",then hang up. When he arrived,push him inside from behind so he can't see you! Then lock him with his fangirls . Extra points if you record it with handycam secretly. Big points if you send that record to every person at the Seireitei with a title,"Kuchiki Byakuya's Nightmare".For every points,write Ichigo's name as a sender with Ichigo's handwriting. Oh, and don't forget to tell Byakuya that Ichigo's do that!
2. When he's as leep dye his hair white! Then take off his kenseikan. When he awake and saw you on the way,said,"Hello Captain Ukitake,have you change your hair style?"Extra points if you sell his kenseikan on eBay for $30.
3. Change the word "six" on his Haori to "zero"
4. Spread a rumor that he is a gay
5. Put a basket full of Jasmine,Lily,or Lavender petals on top of his room's door. When he open the door and the basket fall off to him and he's covered with the petals,tell him that you saw Renji's do that for aromatheraphy.
6. Change his soap with a sticky rice and his shampoo with perfume (he'll for sure very nice sniffing!)
7. Give him an apple pie with many pepper and chilli sauce on it,then give it to him. When he tell you that the pie is really spicy,said,"But you said that you like spicy food!!"
8. Every time he release his Zanpakutou,sing "Ichirin no Hana" song with very loud voice (that's from Bleach ^^)
9. Dye his Kenseikan shocking pink
10. Tell him that Ichigo's get Rukia pregnant. When he finds out that's a lie said,"Whoops,the rumor was fake!"Then run!!
11. Put a sign "Kick Me", "I'm Dumbass",or "Statue Man" on his back. Watch the results.
12. "Aciddentally" call him "miss"
13. Throw balls to him every five minutes. Big points if you throw bowling balls.
14. Follow him everywhere. When he realize that you had follow him all the time and look at you with angry glare,said "What?I'm just trying to get a free thread that on top of your shoulder right now from before" (put a thread on him before you followed him)
15. Tell him that he's weak 'cause he lose to Ichigo.
To Be Continued!!
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Me: Sorry if it was too short…I'll try better in the second chapter… and sorry for my English....