Purple is Irritating

by

ensngre

NARUTO : Na-na-na-naruto-kun…

((Naruto repeated, mocking the purple-haired girl.))

NARUTO : Stop the fucking stuttering. And stop fiddling with your fingers – it's driving me crazy.

HINATA : B-but… people th-think it's cute…

NARUTO : Well, I sure as hell don't. It's irritating, and your stuttering – my ears hurt. It's not cute.

HINATA : Ki-kiba s-say it is…

NARUTO : Then go to Kiba. He seems to care for you. Because I don't.

HINATA : No! I-I mean… I don't want to be with Kiba… I w-want to be-be with you, N-naruto-kun…

NARUTO : …but he's everything I am! He's loud and obnoxious, on the same goddamn team as you are and cares for stupid dogs. I thought that was viewed upon as really cute amongst girls? Of course, he's weak and stinks dog – which I admit I passionately hate – but that doesn't really matter when it comes down to it… right? Oh, and he's brunette.

((Hinata runs away crying.))

NARUTO : Purple is irritating… fuck purple.

Authors note

So silly fic. YES, I hate Hinata. That's right. I wrote off this in five minutes, being frustrated over all the annoying NaruHina-fics out there. She's weak, shy, timid and her personality is down the drain. Fuck bad self-confidence. It's pathetic. And I don't like "cute" girls.

I hope I get a lot of flames for this, and upset a lot of people. :P Because I can't really see what all the authors sees in her. I hope she dies.