Once upon a time there was a girl named Amy Pond and a guy who called himself The Doctor because he forgot his actual name. Amy and The Doctor were best friends forever. (not) One day, Amy needed new clothes. The Doctor of course agreed to take her shopping in his magic police box called the TARDIS.
When The Doctor and Amy arrived at the mall, there was a streaker named Rory. Amy decided that she needed Rory. First, her and The Doctor went in to the mall and got clothes. After coming back outside and finding the very tired Rory sitting in the parking lot, they generously donated a pair of pants to him..
It was then that Rory decided that this girl was special. He followed the two home in an attempt to make friends with the fairytale girl. But not the male one. It seemed as if the male one spent a lot of time with the girl.
Not happenning.
Once Rory realized that the two were going into a blue box rather than an automobile, he instantly bolted towards them. Rushing through the doors, Rory had made it just in time. (hehe time pun)
Rory decided to confess his love to the still nameless girl. (she never told him her name) However, her feelings had changed like always. Rory got forcefully slapped across the face and died.
THE END