Goku VS Vegeta
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"Hahaha... You should be pleased. A low-class warrior like you. Seldom gets to play with an elite like me. All Saiyans are inspected for their combat skills at birth... And you were thrown out with the rest of the trash. Lucky for you, I happen to have fetish for trash." Vegeta snicked as he rubbed his index finger under his nose.
Huh? What does that mean?Goku thought to himself. If I act like I know what he's talking about maybe I'll catch him off guard...
"Yea... I do too!" Goku quickly stated in a proud manner.
"WHAT! Impossible... IMPOSSIBLE! There is no way you have a fetish for trash! THAT'S MY FETISH! THAT'S MY FETISHHH! Vegeta yelled angrily, quickly flying into a rage.
"I was just ki-" Goku was interrupted by the pure awesomeness of Vegeta.
Woah... he's incredible...
"I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO HAVE MY FETISH! IT'S MINE AND MINE ALONE! GRRRRRRR..."
Vegeta's hands started glowing with Ki.
"GALIC GUN!" He shouted with vigor and annoyance.
A huge blast started heading straight for Goku. Goku just stood there, in a trance.
I've never seen someone so... incredible... incredible...incredible..
The word incredible kept ringing in his head over and over again...Suddenly Goku came back to reality, and quickly dodged the blast.
"IMPOSSIBLE YOU DODGED MY FULL POWER BLAST!" Vegeta's mouth gaped in horror.
"You liar!" Goku was angry now.
"You didn't attack with full power! I can tell... I can tell... that you..."
"That I what?" Vegeta snorted.
"Nothing..." Goku sighed quietly.
Vegeta then let out a quick "Hmph" and fired lots of Ki blasts. They collided around Goku, forming a dust cloud. Vegeta heard a loud scream, but not the type of scream you'd normally hear...
"Ahahah YES YES YES!" Goku moaned.
The dust cloud cleared as Goku's eyes sparkled at Vegeta.
"I'm getting excited... I'M GETTING EXCITEEEDD! GRAHHHH!"
Goku's pants ripped in-between his legs.
Vegeta gaped in horror at what he saw.
"Wha...What IS THAT!"