AN: I do not own any part of the Avatar: The Last Airbender universe except the crazy ideas I may write about for your viewing pleasure.

Review Commentaries:

Aangsfan: Women already rule 97% of the world. It's just a fact of life.

AppleTart290: Thank you for your comment. (...come on, say something else!) And nice bread too, yummy bread! (...what?)

MavsGirl22: I admit to sexism, women are the bane of my existence. With that in mind, I never mean to be offensive in my writings.

Shewasforgotten: I always intend to make people laugh with my work. It's fanfiction anyway, why take it too seriously?

Alisa: It will be interesting to know what you think of the added material I plan to write.

sparkysparkyboomgirl: Props for your name, and I do intend to continue writing.

DANGERFroggy: Randomness is a part for all spoofs, and I get the feeling that there are more spoof intentions than there really are fanfictions. Right? How many people just try to plan out an odd conversation between Gaara of the Funk and Naruto in Sage Mode? I know I have, and the endless possibilities are always being explored by more than just fanfiction writers.

Dark Lady of the Sith: It was complete because I'm lame. I admit as much; I really hate writing the same idea for too, too long. The Mogul series is a rare exception.

(Story)

If you could imagine the serenity water brings, then you could imagine just exactly what a waterbender brought to the world. If you could imagine endless possibilities with no limits, then you could imagine what the an airbender brought to the world. If you could imagine the spread of influence over heart and land, then you could imagine what a firebender brought to the world. If you could imagine the strength to get the job done, to dig in and endure, you could imagine what an earthbender brought to the world.

There are four elements of the world for a reason. They are a representation of the human soul: serenity, soaring for new heights, disorderly order, and the will to endure. So then if you can further imagine the avatar, master of all these elements, then the avatar is one who is master of everything, that they are the epitome of the human soul and heart and mind. Knowing this, just who would be lucky enough to receive both the craziness, and admittedly wonderful attention, of such a person?

If you guessed a man then you can leave the building right now no questions asked, we may even let you live. If you guessed a brown haired girl then you're on the right track by default. I mean did you ever even see a blond in the world of all this elemental bending? Princess Yue doesn't count; she was unnaturally white haired.

If you guessed blue eyes, then you've got warning bells ringing off in your head. The end in sight, you think of other possibilities and seeing none you look straight into the face of a canon. Not the 'boom' kind of cannon you idiot. This is the same difference as poison et poisson, desert et dessert.

Aang was the 783rd Avatar of the world. The very first had been called Ooga-Ooga, who had been a bit more primitive, but he isn't important. Just a little joke amongst the hundreds of forms of the Avatar soul. Being the Avatar came with its perks, and it came with a few failing ends.

Primarily, the avatar was prone to get into unwanted mischief with their surroundings. Aang was hanging around the South Pole for months at a time. At age 17 he was definitely more of a looker than he had been as a 113 year old kid: bald head, now shaved once again, gray eyes, blue arrows across his body, muscles packed nicely behind pale skin, and standing just a little taller than most guys his age.

Katara on the other hand was just a little taller than she had been when they were 12 and running around the world. Though perhaps it is more noticeable to world of men that she now had curves: curves, half of the epitome of woman along with a few wild swings of emotion.

Katara and Aang made the perfect couple all things considered. Aang was gone for a month out of the year flying all around to help the world restore itself to balance and prosperity. Katara had a few suitors trying to claim her in the mean time. The same old usual stuff that happens amongst teenagers.

Did I forget to mention they were winos who liked to beat animals? Really I didn't? Good...because they're not. Why would you think such depraved things of them you weirdos?

Now you have an image of him, an image of her, and the knowledge that they don't beat animals. So with my original statement, who would be lucky enough to receive to attention of the Avatar? The answer is simple; nobody, because Katara certainly didn't allow others to share her toy.

There were times she cursed her lovable boyfriend for having grown up with monks. He wanted to wait till marriage, and in the meantime her serenity was really beginning to strain against the thought of waiting till he had enough time to commit to such a relationship. One night, when she was walking by her brother's home, an idea hit her. Literally, it hit her in the side of the head: a few rock bits, a couple of shouts, a few moans, and that's all it took to awaken Kinky Katara. Hey that sounds pretty good.

Oh she'd be getting lucky tonight, or her lovable boyfriend simply didn't understand the meaning of whips and chains.

(Story)

AN: May 2nd, 2011: Here we have the first edit of Everything, one of my more popular stories. I sure hope that everyone enjoys the edits enough to review...(hint hint)?