Chocolate Pudding-Chan: Well hi there everyone! This is my fist Fanfic, and it's just pretty much some dumb random thing that I made up on the spot. It's mostly dialog, so you'll be able to tell when the Action is.

Well you all saw it coming, so here it is:

Disclaimer: Chocolate-Pudding-chan does not own Tokyo Mew Mew.

After a long afternoon of defeat-in-battle, Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto walked sadly into their kitchen to complain about the misfortunes of the day.

"I can't believe everyone saw my tushy!" cried Tart

"Oh, and whose fault was that?! I'm not the one who got high on tuna and 'accidentally' got my pants ripped off!" exclaimed Kisshu in exasperation.

Now it was Pai's turn to contribute: "Both of you, please! I know things didn't go to well but we should keep our chins up, right?"

"Now everyone knows how fat I am!" It was at this moment that Tart burst into tears.

"Oh, come on Taruto – "

"THEY ALL KNOW NOW!!!!!!!"

"Good grief….."

"Geez kish!" Tart had seemingly forgotten about the incident that has come upon a few moment's before. "You don't have to go all Charlie Brown on us!"

It was then that the dark alien leader appeared.

Deep Blue, only then just an aqua-colored orb of light cut in by clearing is throat. (A.N. Can orbs of light have throats?)

"Guys, shut up! Our leader is talking!"

"Sorry." The two younger aliens staed at the same time.

Than Deep Blue began;

"I can see that things did not go so well today."

"My Tush—"

"We can explain!"

"It was Taruto's fault."

"Anyway, things could have certainly gone bett—WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING?!"

Deep Blue was talking about Tart, who was than, instead of assuming the "Bowing" pose that was usually taken, was curled up in a ball and mumbling something to himself.

Deep Blue cut in "Uh, excuse me…"

"SHH! I'M HIDING FROM THE AARDVARKS!"

"What?!"

"Oh God…."

All Pai could do was groan and bang his head against the wall.

"Yeah…:"Deep Blue finished. "I'll just be going. Carry on with your…um…business."

The blue glow disappeared, and Kish and Pai just stared at their younger comrade.

"Well." Pai began. "Just what do you have to say for yourself, embarrassing us in front of Deep Blue-sama?!"

"SHUT UP, PAI! THE AARDARKS ARE GONNA HEAR YOU!"

Chocolate Pudding-chan: Well, there you go. I have no idea where I got that idea from. This is my first time writing, so please don't flame me if you hate it. I'll put up more chapter's if you want me to! TTFN!