Well, this story isn't serious by any means, but I got this idea and thought it was hilarious! This story actually does have a plot…. I know, surprising right? Anyways, I hope you enjoy this trip into Mike's mind…. It's quite scary….
DISCLAMER: I do not own Twilight or any of it's amazing characters! I wish I did… but sadly, I'm not that talented a writer… yet….
This is it, I thought as I made my way over to the pretty brunette walking towards the gym. I stopped her before she went in the doors. This had to be done in private.
When she realized it was me she frowned and had an annoyed expression on her face but I was too distracted by her beauty to notice. "What do you want Mike?" she demanded. I swallowed. I can do this, I can do this.
I took a deep breath and my words just tumbled out. "?" There, it was out. I sighed in relief then quickly put all my attention on her reaction. I was expecting her to be delighted and jump into my arms screaming "YES!" but that didn't happen. Instead she had a confused look on her face.
"What?" She asked.
"What do you mean what?" I asked, confused myself now.
"I have no idea what you just said. You spoke so fast I couldn't understand you."
I sighed in frustration and said, "I asked if you wanted to…" I was cut off by a voice behind me.
"What's going on here Bella?" I spun around to see Edward Cullen standing there. Edward was Bella's current boyfriend and I hated his guts. I was pretty sure by the way he was looking at me that the feeling was mutual.
Bella's face lit up as soon as she saw Edward and said, "Nothing, Mike was just going to ask me something." She turned her attention back to me and waited expectantly.
"Well?" Edward said impatiently. I was frozen. I couldn't ask Bella out now that Cullen was here. But I had to say something.
I gulped and said stupidly, "I was wondering if you wanted to come to the party I'm having next Friday." Why the heck did I say that? I can't have a party at my house! My parents would kill me! It's too late now though…..
Bella thought about it for a moment and then asked, "Is Edward invited?"
I sighed and looked over at Cullen who was glaring at me. I had to invite him or Bella wouldn't come. Wait, I'm not even suppose to be having a party. "Yes." I said holding out the s so it sounded like I was a snake. I wanted to slap myself. I can't have a party! It was then that I remembered my parents would be gone that Friday. Ok then. I guess I can have a party…
Bella smiled then walked over to Cullen kissed him and walked through the gym doors. I glared at Cullen and he glared back at me. "Don't think I don't know that's not what you really wanted to ask her." He growled at me. I just rolled my eyes at him and turned to go inside. "Stay away from Bella, Newton." Cullen threatened as the doors closed behind me.
I was so mad at Cullen that I had trouble focusing during gym. Normally I was one of the best badminton players, but today I kept missing the birdie because I swung at it blindly in anger. "Newton! What the heck is wrong with you today?" The P.E. teacher demanded.
"I'm just not focused today." I sighed.
My teacher then yelled, "Well get focused!"
I wasn't sure how to so I closed my eyes and thought. A melody started playing in my head. I knew the song right away. I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan. That's it! I opened my eyes and let the song coarse through me.
Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
but you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
I was doing really good now. I never missed a swing.
Tranquil as a forest but on fire within.
Once you find your center you are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
I was on fire! Racking up the points, my team was sure to win! "That's more like it Newton!" the teacher yelled. Class was almost over, and the song in my head was also coming to an end.
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon.
(Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire.
"MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MOOOOOON!"
In my enthusiasm, I must have accidentally sang the last part out loud because everyone was silent and staring at me. The silence only lasted a few seconds because then everyone was laughing at me. I wasn't embarrassed though, because I knew I was a great singer. They were all lucky to have heard the beautiful instrument that was my voice.
I looked at Isabella and noticed that she had a hand over her mouth and her eyes were lit up. She must have been in awe of my talent. I winked at her and started to walk towards her. Just then, the bell rang and she ran into the girls locker room. I sighed and headed towards my own.
When I entered, Tyler started singing and all the boys laughed. His singing was no where near as good as mine, so I wasn't jealous.
"Laugh all you want, but I kicked all of your behinds today." I stated confidently, smirking.
Tyler laughed again and said, "Yeah, at badminton. It's barely even a sport!"
I was offended. How dare they mock the ancient art of badminton! I had never been that mad in all of my life (except for maybe last year when I found out Blue was a girl. My childhood was a lie!) Letting my anger coarse through me, I punched Tyler in the face.
DUN, DUN, DUN! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MIKE'S PUNCH? WILL HE:
A) Break Tyler's nose
B) Break his own nose
C) Somehow end up in the hospital with a concussion
D) Get expelled for starting a fight and get sent off to Canada
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
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