Title: She's My Illusion

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything else in this story; and sadly most of my clothes are hand me downs. So yeah, how could I even own Naruto?

Pairing: SasuxTen

Author's Note: Read at your own risk! This is a SasuxTen fic! Sorry I'm not much of a SakuxSasu fan. I'm really sorry; I just can't put myself to like Sakura in such a way. Nevertheless, I'm all in for SaixSakura!

Chapter One

Nicely curled pigtails,

Knee high socks,

A pair of glasses,

Off shoulder puffy laced maid outfit,

The frilly white apron,

The bell chocker,

And oh don't forget the cat ears.

Yes, Uchiha Sasuke number one in his class and in the campus, vice president of the student council, model student, and yes, cross dresser. Currently in hiding specifically in the school's rooftop where there was technically nobody around except for this weird Chinese looking girl which he didn't realize was there yet. And how he came to be such a situation? Well let's go check it out.

30 Minutes Ago

"Crap shit!" Sasuke said as he huffs gasping for air since he was running around all morning hiding from all the guys that were either stalking him, taking photos of him, and you bet some were even asking him out. "Tss, that stupid dobe." He grumbles under his breath as he sits leaning on the rooftop's entrance wall, grabbing his cell phone near him. Sasuke sigh as he rested his head on his knees flipping his phone. "And damn that stupid troublesome freak…" Sasuke said as he remembered the root of all this shit his currently into.

Flash Back

Neji cleared his throat as all the student council members listened to his last announcement. "Well, minna each and every club has been preparing for the school festival and everything seems to be going smoothly in all of the clubs, but we have one problem." Neji stopped.

Everyone in the room was silenced.

Shikamaru averted his eyes from the book he has been reading to turn to Neji with an eye brow raised and said. "Huh?"

"The principal is insisting that we also join in the festival…"

"What the?" Kiba asked as he merely slammed his hands on the desk.

"That's just shit! Is he serious?" Naruto cursed as he placed his legs on top of the desk, and crossed his arms mumbling "that Ero-sennin."

"Are you sure Neji?" Shikamaru asked as he silenced both Kiba and Naruto, gesturing for Neji to sit down, which Neji did as he said. "He was really serious when he said it."

"So what do we do?" Everyone turned to Gaara as he continued his statement, "Are we going to accept or decline?" Shikamaru just sigh, "We decline." "Are you sure Shikamaru?" Neji asked a bit worried. The Nara paused then asked "Why, Neji? Do we have casualties if we don't?" Neji turned to his clip board then nodded. "What?" was Shikamaru's only reply; irritation evident in his features. "No activities whatsoever for the rest of the year..." With that said Kiba and Naruto slammed the council desk saying another "What?" in a higher tone. Another sigh from Shikamaru, and another "What do we do?" question from Gaara.

"AH!" Naruto suddenly shout of the blue.

Raising an eyebrow toward the blonde Shikamaru asked. "Any ideas?"

"Yeah Shikamaru, and I think this is the one!" Naruto said excitement gleaming from his eyes.

"Then spill it." Kiba said interested in the blonde's idea.

"Why don't at least three of us cross-dress at the festival and let them look for us, of course we can deny that it's us; but if they find us out and blow our covers up then that person wins." Naruto proudly said as he placed his arms around his waist.

"Well, what will the other three do?" Shikamaru asked without averting his eyes from his book.

"Hmm…" Naruto closed his eyes then crossed his arms, then opened them as he said. "They'll be the ones responsible for our transformation."

"But what about the prize?" Gaara asked analyzing everything the blonde said.

"Yeah, what about the prize?" Neji asked as he looked at Naruto and the others.

Kiba took a sip of his hot cocoa then suggested, "Why don't we just grant a wish of theirs, you know like if they ask you to help them with their crush or have date with them, or help them with their subjects you know, things like that…but the contract expires within a week." then he took another sip.

Everyone was again silenced.

"Kiba, that was like the first time you've said something really helpful…" Naruto said still looking at Kiba with awe tears welling up in his eyes. Gaara, as expressionless as he always were asked "So, who's the unlucky three?" Everyone looked at each other then all looked at Naruto.

"What?" was the blonde's only reply.

Neji sighed, raised an eyebrow then said "This was your idea so what do we do about this?"

Then again, Gaara broke the silence as he tore pieces of paper. Everyone in the room looked at him as if saying "Gaara, what the fuck are you doing?" but as Gaara felt the gazes that are being pinned on suggested that each one of them should pick a paper from the empty mug. Whoever picks a paper that has a red dot, that person will cross-dress, if not vice versa. Everyone nodded as they find Gaara's rules fair enough, then Naruto said nervously after picking out his paper "Nobody opens their paper until everybody gets one okay?" this earned him several nods then they started picking. When everyone is done and settled Neji started asking.

"Kiba"

"white"

"Shikamaru"

"white"

"Gaara"

"white"

"Naruto"

"red"

"What about Sasuke?" Gaara suddenly asked. Naruto took the last piece of paper inside the mug then said "red" mischievously. "Well that does it." Neji said as he scribbling on his clip board. Naruto raised his eyebrow then looked at Neji, this earned Naruto a sigh as Neji placed his clip board down and said "red" painfully. Kiba and Naruto merely laugh seeing Neji's defeated expression, Shikamaru just smiled as he raised his book and at the fact than the most popular boy in school and student council secretary, the pretties boy around will soon be wearing a frilly dress.

End of Flash Back

"Uhm. Miss, can I sit beside you?" Sasuke's flash back was suddenly diverted as a weird Chinese-looking gal stood before him. "Do you mind?" the girl asked again tilting her head waiting for the Uchiha's reply.

"No not really." Sasuke said fixing his glasses, studying the girl as she sat beside him.

"Wanna drink? You seemed out of breath a while ago." Said was Chinese gal holding out a can of drink to the raven haired. "It's strawberry by the way." Sasuke blinked once, twice and didn't hesitate to take the drink he's been offered and downed it right away. The Chinese gal giggles as she watched the raven haired empty the can faster than a toilet flush. "I'm Tenten by the way." Sasuke halted as he think of a name to give, and then he remembered Naruto's words "Hey teme I got you a name. From your name Sasuke I removed the first and last letter, then add 'a' at the end." Then Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows hesitantly and said "Asuka" unsure of the name he just mentioned.

There, there, that's chapter one for you! Finished revising the old version to this till it was 5:30 am and that's 8+ in the time zone from you! (and yeah, you can do the math.) Hope you liked it! Reviews are warmly appreciated it give more power to write! And yes, I'm starting to get tired of all the re-reading and proof reading and my butt's already aching too. I want egg sandwich for breakfast. Chapter two will be up soon! ;]