I found this on my computer...I think I made it
Okay, beginning scenario, when you learn the song of winds.
Link: plays song of winds
Wind: blows
Link and frog talk for a bit, and in the background, you see the boat getting carried away by the gusts, and you hear screaming.
Tetra: Does that one eye thing where she looks up at link (bomb shop maybe?)
Conveniently placed seagull: has the runs
Deku tree gets hit by lightning and catches fire...you know where it goes from there...
Link Warps to that fairy fountain, and crushes fairy.
World randomly explodes.
Drought! I know everyone wants that...
Beginning of game when link gets launched out of barrel...
It was filled with anthrax, and kills Ganon, making the game easier, and a lot funnier.
In Flames makes a guest appearance. (All you hard rockers know who I'm talking about m/ )
Seagulls crap on you while on boat, causing loss of life.
Better yet, you can shoot said seagulls. Almost like in MGS...sniper arrow and everything!
And colonel actually calls you by codec, and everything is led to burnination! AND THE TROGDOR SONG PLAYS IN THE BACK ROUND! ...shit, I think I should start making games...