Disclaimer: I don't own Loonatics Unleashed Warner Bros. does. I also don't own Tiny Toon Adventures, Steven Spielberg does.
So there's not many of Tiny Toon Loonatics crossovers so I decided to do one. The pairings will be Shirley/Plucky, Buster/Babs, Furball/Fifi Monty/Elmyra and Acexi.
It was a normal night in Acmetropulous. It was 9:30 and the Loonatics were waiting for Tech to show them his latest invention. "I made a time machine." Tech announced as he pulled of a sheet revealing a leather chair with a frame surrounding it.
"That's it; this is the big invention you came up with?" Duck asked bored.
"Well, yes, but you can just type in a year and you'll go there. I just need to test it out." Tech answered.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Here I'll do it." Duck said and pushed the red button and typed in 1995. There was a flash of bright light one minute and next they were in front of a school.
"Acme Looniversity?" Lexi questioned looking at the school.
"Way to go, Duck." Ace mumbled under his breath.
"Cuckoo, cuckoo. Too much school can make you cuckoo." Said the voice of none other than Gogo Dodo.
"Uh… what do we do now, Ace?" Lexi asked.
"We'll hide in this bush until everyone's gone." Ace said motioning to a bush that was conveniently there. Everyone than hides behind the bush. The camera zooms in front of the school were our main characters and some minor characters are.
"Hiya, Toonsters. I'm Buster Bunny." Buster said.
"And I'm Babs Bunny." Babs said.
"No relation." They both said in unison.
"Anyway, according to the script we're supposed to meet some people like us behind a bush." Buster said reading the script. "Well if that's what's supposed to happen today on Tiny Toons then." Buster went over to the bush and saw six animals. "Hi I'm, you know you heard me right?"
"Yes, we did." Ace said as he and the rest of the team stood up.
"Alright, who wrote this script, I'm supposed to come in after the theme song I don't think so." Come the voice of an irated green mallard, next to him a skunkette, next to her a cat, next to him a Tasmanian devil, next to him a gray coyote and last a roadrunner,
"Plucky we were just about to go to the theme songs, now this is messed up. Okay guys start the song." Buster motioned for the theme song to start. The Loonatics unleashed first season theme song started, then the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song started. (A/N if you need to refresh you're memory look it up on YouTube.) "Okay Plucky now you can come in."
"It's about time, sheesh, hi I'm Plucky Duck."
"Meep, meep." Little Beeper called out holding up a sign that said 'I'm Little Beeper and I can't talk only use sounds.' He flipped the sign around 'that's Calamity Coyote, boy genius and he can't talk either.'
"Oui, and I'm Fifi and this is my boyfriend Furrball." The skunk said.
"Dizzy." The Tasmanian devil said.
"Okay, well I'm Ace, this is Lexi, Slam, Rev, Tech and Duck." Ace introduces his fellow members.
"Oh, two more bunnies for my pets. Yeah." Came a voice of a 14 year-old acting like a 4 year-old.
"*Gulp* It's Elmyra. Like a once great man said 'Let's bolt'" Buster said and off everyone went. They all jumped into Buster's rabbit hole and closed the door. They heard Elmyra say "My bunny doesn't like me *Sob*"
"What was that all about?" Lexi asked.
"Elmyra has a lot of animals as pets here I'll tell you exactly what she says when she wants an animal," Babs said and impersonated Elmyra "I want to hug you, squeeze you and love you into iddiy, bitty pieces."
"Wow, you're good at impersonating people, and she really does that?" Ace asked.
"Thanks, it's a gift and yes she does it to animals literally." Babs answered.
"Well, is there a way of getting her to stop?" Lexi asked concerned, she's always had a soft spot for her own kind.
"Yes, if Monty likes her back." Buster answered than heard a knocking at the door.
"Open up, like, right now Buster or some junk." Came a valley girl accent belonging to Shirley the Loon. Buster opened the door and let Shirley in.
"Sorry, we were hiding from Elmyra again." Buster said.
"It's alright, or some junk, I was just, like, running from Fowlmouth. Do you think he'll ever, like, get over me?" Shirley asked.
"Let's hope. Now we would like to introduce you to our new friends. This is Ace, Lexi, Slam, Tech, Rev and Duck." Buster said there came knocking again.
"Hey, Shirl I saw you go in that dadgum $%*$%$ rabbit hole and why won't you date %$#&^% me?" Fowlmouth said.
"I'm dating….Uh… Plucky. Yeah I'm, like, dating Plucky." Shirley answered.
"Well, Shirley," Plucky said flirtatiously, "my parents are out for a couple days why don't we play house? Hmmm." Shirley dropped an anvil on him. "A simple no would have been good."
"Well, okay bye." Fowlmouth said heartbroken.
"He's gone, he isn't spying to see if it's true or not." Lexi said after awhile. Calamity held up a sign 'how do you know this?'
"We're from the 28th century and we have super powers. I have super hearing and a brain blast."
"I have laser vision." Ace added.
"I can regenerate and lift metals." Tech said.
"I-have-super-speed-and-can-talk-really-really-fast.-Though-noone-seems-to-listen-to-what-I-have-to-say-or-understand-what-I-say-anyway." Rev answered in his usual super fast way.
"I can teleport places or 'quack' as I like to call it and throw eggs from the palms of my hands." Duck said.
"That's so cool. Real superhero's can I have you're autograph?" Plucky asked and gave him his autograph book. Duck happily signed it. "Wow, thanks. You're awesome, you're better than duck dodgers of the 24th and a-half century."
"That's saying a lot. Considering Daffy's you're mentor." Babs said.
"What do you mean by that?" Tech asked.
"Oh, I mean that we go to Acme Loo and we learn stuff about toons. We go there to get our toon degree as said in the theme song." Babs answered.
"Okay, but what's this about a mentor?" Lexi asked.
"Well, in this one period we get to learn stuff from our role models, mine is Bugs Bunny." Buster stated. 'Mine's Wile E. Coyote.' Calamity held up his sign.
"Mine be Taz." Dizzy said.
"Mine's Sylvester." Furrball said.
"Mine's Pepe le Pew." Fifi said.
"I don't have a role model. All the Warner's starts were all guys." Babs stated upset.
"I told you to pick Lola Bunny." Buster said.
"Well sorry for not listening to my boyfriend." Babs said rather rudely.
"Ghidshihsghi, gkdshighjds Monty?" Slam asked. Babs, Buster and their crew looked at Slam and the Loonatics for translation.
"He said, wait a minute, who's Monty?" Lexi translated.
"Oh, okay. Well Monty is this spoiled rich kid who loves to hate rabbits." Babs answered.
"Hey maybe will see him at weenie burger?" Buster suggested.
"What's Weenie Burger?" Ace asked.
"Weenie Burger is were us teenagers hang out. Come on let's go." Plucky answered.
At Weenie Burger…
"Here is Weenie Burger." Buster announced as the group walked into a fast food restaurant. They walked to a booth, but on their way there they saw Monty and Elmyra.
"Monty, what are you doing here?" Babs asked.
"My parents are making me take her out okay?" Monty yelled. Buster nudged Babs and moved his eyebrows up and down a couple times.
"Monty and Elmyra sitting in a tree." Buster said when Monty looked away. Monty came face to face angrily.
"K-i-s-s-i-n-g." Mary Melody called out.
"First comes love, than comes marriage, and then comes Monty with a baby carriage." The whole restaurant said in unison.
"That's it I'm out of here." Monty said and stormed away with Elmyra.
"I thought you said he didn't like her?" Lexi whispered.
"He doesn't, his parents probably made him come or else he won't get his allowance." Buster shrugged. The doors opened and the whole restaurant became very quite that you could hear a pin drop.
Who could be at the door that would make everyone in Tiny Toon Adventures go quite that you could hear a pin drop? You'll find out next chapter.
