"JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Dolores Umbridge screamed as she ripped the door to the broom closet open. Lying within was Severus Snape, half naked with a student draped over him! Said student, Levi Ackerman, was just as unclothed as Snape, and both appeared intoxicated. The prefects behind her seemed both disgusted and interested. Snape looked at her as if she was stupid.

"What the fuck do you think? You toad-faced bitch!" He slurred, "Me and shrimpy here had a little fun!" He grinned toothily at this. Severus Snape smiling was a sight to see. With how rare it was, Snape smiling was borderline creepy. Especially with the position he was in, with a student no less!

Dolores attempted to speak several times, but nothing came out. She couldn't find any logical explanation for the image before her. Finally managing to get words out of her mouth, she all but screamed, "YOU HAD DRUNKEN SEX WITH A FIFTH YEAR!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OF THIS GETS OUT, THERE WILL BE RIOTS!?" She walked in and attempted to take the boy from the professors grasp, but Snape held on tight. After a few minutes of prying, she got him out, and sent him away with a prefect. Grabbing Snape by his ear, she pulled him off the floor and led him to her office.

TWO WEEKS LATER

Dolores Umbridge was tired of this. For the TENTH night in a row, she had found Severus Snape in some state on undress with Levi Ackerman. What made it worse, was the fact that they were both stoned and drunk out of their minds. Barely able to form a coherent sentence. She had no idea what to do with Severus, he was the youngest potions master of all time, and with the OWLs just around the corner, she knew he was the best teacher the students of Hogwarts could have to prepare them. Alas, she could not take dealing with that damn dungeon freak and his midget fuck buddy.

And then suddenly, a light bulb appeared above her head. She had a plan. Looking up, she screamed. WHY WAS THERE A LIGHTBULB ABOVE HER!? She swatted at it and knocked it to the ground. She shuddered remembering her past with light bulbs, and set to work.

That night, as Snape and Ackerman started drinking, they were horrified to see themselves transported to the Great Hall, in front of all the students. What made it worse?

It was a mass orgy.