Gender bent Redux
Chapter 1: Now Boarding!
An: Hello one and all!
This is basically the retelling of season three just with all the characters as the opposite genders. I will follow the season three story line closely but will add my own spin on things here and there to freshen things up and try to make it semi original, but no real major changes. (Cause honestly I love season three XD Best season ever in my personal opinion)
Couples will remain the same but if I feel up to it I will put in hints of others hehe. So HOPEFULLY this doesn't suck and you guys enjoy this gender bender ride!
Also if there is past and present tense mistakes or grammatical ones tell /forgive me cause I am really bad at spotting those sort of things. Also if anyone is interested, I need a beta so pm if you want to.
Here is the cast list and their alternative gender names.
Christina /Chris
Cheffy/Chef
Heath /Heather
Glen /Gwen
Court/Courtney
Dena/Duncan
Lil' Shawn /Leshawna
Harriet /Harold
DJ /DJ
Lindley /Lindsay
Odette /Owen
Norah /Noah
Cody /Cody
Emsley /Ezekiel
Izzy /Izzy
Taylor/Tyler
Alejandra /Alejandro
Sean /Sierra
Briggston /Bridgette
If you notice I kept any unisex names the same, so it feels more realistic. Well at least to me it does and saves me the hassle of coming up with new ones XD.
Disclaimer: I do not own total drama
Warning: Gender Bending
Christina smiled to herself as she placed a hand on her hips and brushed an ebony lock behind her ear. She waited patiently for the shuttle to arrive with her vic-I mean contestant for the new season of total drama. Total Drama World Tour, is sure to be a smash hit. With adding musical numbers and two new contestants are sure to triple our ratings. Her cell began to ring and delicate manicured hand dug into a pocket. After a few words exchanged between her and the anonymous caller she said a simple okay that ended the conversation. Christina ushered the camera crew and interns to take their places. Taking a few seconds to find her center, she flashes a Gemmie award winning smile. The camera begins to roll.
"Last time, on Total Drama Action! The folks at Celebrity Manhunt had interviewed the show from wacky after season shenanigans to online wars between former cast mates. But after the Gemmie Awards, our favorite reality TV teens took the bus off to New York in last ditch effort to recover their lost celebrity status only to cause their mode of transportation to fall off a cliff" she snickered "and as a few of the gang created a rescue party to find help, your host with the most rescued the rest of them from an untimely death" a slight smirk formed before she continued.
"Now the seventeen contestants we have chosen to compete are out there for another whopping ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Around the world! Who will win it this time? Will they survive? And will I EVER get my diet crystal water?" a bottle flew towards her head "OW!" she said rubbing the sore spot where the bottle hit. "Find out right now as our veterans go against each other tooth and nail, in this season of TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!"
Cue theme music
The shuttle arrived with the participators and camera focuses on Christina as she starts the introduction. "Season three total drama fanatics, and if you seen the last two seasons, and let's face it you probably did, then you know what to except, or do you?" a soft chuckled escaped before she continued on "This season the world is going to be mine, seas to shining sea, accompanied with drama and excitement from out of this world. Or should I say around the world. So let's introduce the first group of contestants Court, Dena, Glen, Heath, and Lil' Shawn." In orderly fashion the former campers descended off the bus, each either smiled or waved to the camera. Two accidently bumping into one another, sparks fly.
"Watch where you're going freaky goth kid." Heath glared at his dark clad nemesis. Glen just rolled his eyes at the king of mean.
"Nice plug-ins Heath, horse hair I assume. Well at least you finally got rid of that pink dye." countered Glen.
"You should know that this hair is one hundred percent natural .Freak, my own in fact so you can just shut it or I'll do it for you." threaten Heath.
"Oh so you got one of those butt hair transplants right, wow to much information." inputted a certain green faux hawk punk. Dena and Glen cackled and high fived each other before they proceeded to stand next to Court, Dena's boyfriend. He gave a glare full of suspicion at the two.
Christina introduced the next set of contenders, "Let's welcome Lindley, Odette, DJ, and Harriet!"
Lindley waved to the cameras and showed off his pearly whites as he stepped off the bus. From behind you can hear the screams of terror of a blonde pudgy character.
"SWEET STRAWBERRY PRESERVES! No no! Please no! For the love of Sticky Buns, NOOOO!" Odette was holding tightly to the edges of the bus's door. DJ engulfed her in a bear hug as she removed her from the entry.
"She's afraid of flying, remember?" DJ said from behind Odette, she was able to pull her out of the doorway as Odette continued to cry about flying.
"Aerophobia, the fear of flying, or Aeronausephobia, the fear of air sickness." said a red hair ginger girl stepping out of the vehicle.
"Keep up the 'fascinating facts' and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you." a short girl of Indian descent followed Harriet off the bus, close by was an even more petite pale brunette.
"And returning favorites, Norah, Cody and.." Christina was about to finished introducing the next set of competitors but was interrupted.
"'Ello everyone! This year's winner is in the house! Er, I mean, bus, I mean RUNWAY! Where's the plane, eh?" said Emsley as her overconfidence flowed threw out her very being.
"I know right? Let's fly!"A green attired boy exclaimed. Izzy enthusiastic about flying jumped on Emsley shoulders. His body weight being too great for her caused them to topple over, both falling to the asphalt.
"Ow…eh." said Emsley from beneath the curly red head maniac.
"Yeah Mr. Psycho aka Izzy is back " Christina smiled, and let loose a small laugh at the two's clumsy entranced as she intentionally forgot to introduce the prairie girl.
"Also everyone's favorite athletic blunder Taylor!" a girl wearing a red track suite stepped out, giving the cameras a grin and a pose. Not watching where she was going, she tripped over Izzy and Emsley who have yet to get off the ground.
"And let's not forget the wonderful co-host of the popular Total Drama Aftermath, Briggston." Christina paused a bit before she insulted the blonde suffer boy "Okay you seriously need to change your name, it sucks." Briggston gave her a skeptical look but turns his head to smile at the cameras until he also trips over the dog pile.
"Can't breathe eh" muffled Emsley from underneath the increasing pile of contestants.
Christina shakes her head in disappointment, looking down at the tumbled teens "Okay well there you have it for our veterans but we have a very special treat!" she looked up and beamed brightly at the cameras. "We have two newcomers joining the game."
"Without further ado, she's an Honor student with a father as a diplomat and can charm the pants out of any living species, Alejandra." A beautiful mocha skin seductress stepped out of the bus she gave a coy smile to the cameras. She looked down and saw the fallen adolescents.
"May I assist? I know you two modern gentlemen wouldn't mind that girl would help you off your feet, would you?" She offered her hands to Izzy and Briggston, both charmed by Alejandra.
"Wow wee~" Izzy cooed.
"N-no, b-but you should know I-I-I have a girlfriend!" Briggston stuttered as he stepped back from the hot Latina.
Alejandra also looked at the girls, "Beautiful senorita's like you two shouldn't be on the filthy ground, it's unbecoming, here allow me." Alejandra said turning her charisma on full blast.
She offered Emsley and Taylor a hand, which surprised the two ladies.
"Wow, eh" Emsley replied
"I like girls, I mean boys, uh guys!" Taylor said as she backed off.
"Of course you do" Alejandra chuckled "No one said otherwise my dear." She gave a playful wink that caused Taylor to blush and run towards Lindley's side. Who greeted her by calling Taylor Tiffany not quite yet pinning her name yet.
"Oh wow she is good," Cody admired at how easily the boys were captivated by the new girl.
"Whatever," Norah said in her usual monotone voice.
"More like transparent." mumbled Heath to himself not falling for Alejandra's flattery.
The cameras pan to Christina as she introduces the final competitor "And he is a sugar addicted super fan with every single blog of the total drama contestants, including the peanut gallery, Sean!"
"OMG you guys rock! This has to be the greatest day of my life!" the purple hair lad said as he rushed out of the bus he pumped a fist in the air. He started to breath rapidly, "Does anybody have a paper bag I can breathe into?"
The moment his eyes spotted Cody, he automatically dashed to her side "Awesome-sauce! It's Cody! I have dreamt of this moment for so long, only you were topless ninety nine percent of the time!" he wiggled a brow and tried to give her a sly smile. Before the frighten geek could respond they were interrupted by the planes arrival which caused the majority of them to flinch.
"Now boarding," Christina happily announced, they all gave her a look. It was evident that they were alarmed about the conditions of the aircraft.
"Excuse me, but I'm concerned about the safety of our plane," Court stated, as he looked up at the jumbo plane.
"Pfft-relax, relax. It's okay. This plane is absolutely safe. I Promise." Christina said un-phased, she knocked on the side the jumbo jet to prove her point only to have the cargo door fall off.
"NOW BOARDING," Christina said joyfully loud.
"NO NO! I'M NOT RIDING IN THAT! CALL THE UNITED NATIONS! CALL A CAB! CALL MY MOM! NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS! I'M OUT! THIS IS UNETHICAL!" Odette yelled out in fear, she was whole heartedly against the very idea of even stepping a foot on the flying death trap. Eventually Christina fed up with the whining hit her over the head with a frying pan. This made everybody recoil.
"Mommy," was all Odette said before collapsing unconscious. A loud thud was heard as her limp body hit the pavement below.
"Now any further objections," glared the high maintenance host as she threatened the others with her new found weapon.
"No"
"Love it!"
"I call dibs on the window seat!"
End Chapter One
AN: Please read and review, all comments welcome!