Dear Past Micro-Ice,
It's future Micey here, basically your now EX-girlfriend Yuki and now EX-best friend D'jok, are trying to kind of kill you off on Halloween. D'jok said it was manslaughter to be honest with you.
Well the story goes; Yuki and D'jok had recently been bonding on the past few days of Halloween and came up with a prank to put on you… well me kind of… anyway getting back to the point, basically what they did was spike all of the strong bow with that rape drug thing from the human centrapiede or was it that other movie (The Hangover) and knocked you out of it. Knowing that you were a diabetic they wanted to see how much chocolate you could consume and gave you a massive bucket of sugar. Since you are (well we are) greedy pigs –remember the twix indicant- you stuff your whole mouth and devoured the whole thing; you did it under a minute so come on you have to be impressed by us. As you may already have figured out, you died from consuming to much chocolate. Now I'm in heaven (I know weird right, I thought I would go to hell as well) to be honest it's a bit boring up here, so if you don't mind, Past Me could you be careful and not drink the spiked booze.
Sincerely,
Your Future self
P.S. Next week D'jok plans to steal your play station, just a warning, ok bye