This is the true story of seven fans of Lizzie McGuire, all picked to live in a house and have their every move recorded on video for the American public, as well as some obscure countries in Europe.
This is what happens when people stop being polite (because some of them never were in the first place) and start getting real. You think you know, but you have no idea.
Welcome to HELL! Or as it will be known for the next 3 months, Fro Manor. In this house you will find an assortment of individuals: some are college-aged, some are younger. Some are hot, some are not – wait, who I am kidding! All of those people are SEXY BITCHES! Let's get it on!
Introduction
A List of the Playas in Fro Manor:
Richard: A 22-year-old college student who has never owned a speedo. People call him Rich for short, or sometimes Hoofum, Foofy, Foof, Hey You and the ever popular, Dick. Richard is a hottie who likes to pretend like he's not so he'll get a lot of attention. He is also vocal about the fact that he's a virgin and that he works 12-hour shifts. Although as of this writing, he no longer works 12-hour shifts but yet is still a virgin. However, that could change since the girls are on him like white on rice. Richard's favorite piece of clothing is a Sunnydale shirt, which he hardly ever takes off. Upon being asked about his expectations of living in Fro Manor, Richard states: "I just want to get laid."
Scott: A 24-year-old soon-to-be nurse who also happens to be Richard's brother. Scott has a good sense of humor, unlike his brother. He also adores the band Metallica. Scott is not really a Lizzie McGuire fan, but is still supportive of his brother's interests and is excited about living in Fro Manor. Upon being asked about his expectations, Scott stated: "I'd like to get laid as well. But I'm not bunking with Richard."
Jennifer: A 23-year-old college graduate who has degrees in Science and Being Cool. Jennifer (called Jenn for short) is one sexy minx. She likes the movie Rainman and has stated that her idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd because it's not too hot, not too cold and all you'd need is a light jacket. Jenn also likes to drive in the driveway. She'll be bringing her adorable doggies, Shasta and Sophie, along to Fro Manor. Upon being asked about her expectations of living in the house, Jenn states: "Everyone better be neat and clean. Because I'm not cleaning up your shit. That goes double for you, Richard."
Kim: A 21-year-old college student who professes that she will one day make out with Kyle Downes. Until then, she is stuck in Fro Manor and will have to make out with the resident hotties there instead. Kim is sort of insane in the membrane and is very vocal about said insane-ness. She likes the color pink, the phrase "hummina hummina" and often insists that people call her by the name Kim Shady. Upon being asked about her expectations, Kim states: "I like cheese. If I had a lifetime supply of cheese, I'd give it away to the needy. But first I'd make a big-ass grilled cheese sandwich."
Ketan: A 24-year-old college graduate who is called Kee for short, because the name Ketan takes too long to type. Kee likes sammiches and the word shaboingboing. He's also from New York City and likes to answer the door naked. When asked about his expectations of living in Fro Manor, Kee stated: "SHABOINGOING! Yeah bay-bee yeah!" Kee also has a great way with words.
Kelly: A 16-year-old high school student from Texas. She has a creative soul and likes dabbling in fan art and fan fiction. However, just because she's from Texas doesn't mean she likes rodeos. Kelly also hates chemistry and is not particularly fond of Hilary Duff. Upon being asked about her expectations, Kelly stated: "I just want to make out with Adam Lamberg."
Aubrey: A 14-year-old high school student who is the youngest in Fro Manor. However, Aubrey is extremely cool and won't take shit from nobody because she's a tough sista. She has a possessed cat which she will not be bringing, thankfully. Aubrey also loves the character David Gordon, and sometimes thinks she is him. It's kind of scary. Upon being asked about her expectations, Aubrey stated: "Fro Manor rocks my socks! Huzzah!"
Houseguests that will pop up from time to time as needed:
Gary: A 30-year-old dude with a red beard. Gary likes to write fanfiction and is against censorship. Upon being asked about his expectations, Gary stated: "I lived in the 70's and you all didn't. So there!"
Dan: A twenty-something male who enjoys going to the gym and watching Lizzie McGuire. Upon being asked about his expectations of visiting Fro Manor, Dan stated: "As long as I can do laps in the pool, I'm set."
John Paul: A-26-year-old male who is called JP for short. He will probably be dropping by the house to update the Fromiez on any new news items, since that what he does best and is damn good at it. Upon being asked about his expectations, JP stated: "Here is the latest news article concerning Hilary's new fashion line…*insert link here*"
Ashley: A 15-year-old high school student who kicks ass. She is an artist and likes to be creative and all that schizz. The inhabitants of Fro Manor will probably hire her to draw on their ceilings, especially Kim. She wants a portrait of Kyle Downes above her bed. Upon being asked about her expectations, Ashley stated: "You guys are all so cool! I made some new wallpaper!"
Patrick: A 17-year-old high school student who is called Pat for short and is extremely polite. Pat loves everybody and just happens to also be an ordained minister. He might be called in to marry some of the inhabitants of Fro Manor (stay tuned to find out who!) Upon being asked about his expectations, Pat stated: "I love you all so much and you're so special to me! Each and every one of you has touched my life in some positive way. Thank you so much for sharing your special gifts with me!"
FreakyMcGuire: A 23-year-old hott-ay crossdresser who likes to wear six-inch stiletto heels. At least, that's what his fortune said, but he's not buying it. Freaky will be dropping by the house for some free food, entertainment, etc. because he's freaking cool and can do whatever the heck he wants. Freakness is also in charge of guarding the Fromiez against the evil wrath of Susan "Leprechaun" Duff. When asked about his expectations, Freaky stated, "I'll protect you all from the evil Leprechaun! She won't get my Lucky Charms – or yours!!"
Cammy: A 48-year-old man who edits lots of children's TV shows on the TV Tome website. He dislikes being called Cammy and dislikes Richard and most of the inhabitants of the house even more. Cammy will be staying away from Fro Manor, but will the Fromiez be able to stay away from him? The war is on! Stay tuned! When asked about his expectations, Cammy stated, "Take your heart full of hate and leave me alone! Don't go away mad – just go away!" and threw the video camera down the street.
The Magic Fro: A chunk of Adam Lamberg's hair in a jar that sits atop the mantel. The Magic Fro knows all, and will often give you the answer to your question if you ask nicely enough. When asked about his expectations, the fro stated: "I am the all-mighty Magic Fro. Bow down to me, and you shall receive all that ye have wanted. Bring me a lock of Don King's hair, and your every wish shall be granted."