The Halloween Theory
A Fan Fiction by C Jazz
A/N: Okay guys, just a little ditty I dreamed, or rather thought up when I couldn't sleep last night. Read and Review, PLEASE!
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"Hey Harry, did you ever notice how everything seems to happen to you on Halloween? It's like some weird conspiracy." Ron said to me one September day in the library. We were working on a particularly nasty essay for Transfiguration.
"I dunno, not really…" I said. I'd never really thought about it.
"Well, he's right." Hermione butted in. "Everything does seem to happen on Halloween."
"Like what?" I asked, I mean, sure, lots of stuff had happened on Halloween in the past. But it's the beginning of the year, right? And everything has to start somewhere, right?
"Well, the troll came in on Halloween in first year." Ron stated simply.
"And then second year, the Chamber of Secrets was opened on Halloween." Hermione said.
"Third year, the Fat Lady's portrait was all slashed up by…" Ron glanced around, "Snuffles, while we were all at the Halloween feast."
"Last year, it was the Goblet of Fire." I said, seeing their point.
"And then there's always the pre-Hogwarts stuff."
"Pre-Hogwarts?" I asked, confused.
"Well, you know, your parents' deaths, for one." Ron informed me.
"And then you were also conceive on Hallow…." Hermione started, but she didn't get the chance to finish.
"CONCIEVED?!?! Hermione, you must be kidding…" Ron said.
"No! I'm not! If you do the math…" she argued.
"I really didn't need to hear that…" Ron said.
"Well, it's not my fault! Blame Harry's dad!" Hermione said. I just sat and watched the two argue, it was rather amusing.
"HERMIONE! I bet Harry agrees with me…he didn't need to hear that either…right Harry?" The both turned to me, and I couldn't contain my laughter any longer.
"You…*gasp*…and you…*bout of laughter*…so funny…*gasp*…conceived…*bout of laughter*" I managed to get out. They just looked at me for a moment, and then at each other, then burst out laughing too.
When we all finally calmed down, we packed up our supplies to head to dinner. On our way out Ron said "I wonder what will happen this year…" We all pondered for a moment. I could've sworn I heard Ron mumble "…conceived…" under his breath, and I chuckled, heading out of the library towards the Great Hall, wondering what would be in store for me this year, and glad that I had such good friends to share it with.
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A/N: okay! REVIEW! I hope you liked it! Giggles…conceived…J