BAD DUDES: 9/11 CHRONICLES

arthurs note: i thoughted the story of 9/11 had very sad ending so i decided itd be cooler if bad dudes safed the day so here is the new story

it was 2001 and it been many years since bad dude safed predesent from ninja clan. he had began to drink heavly like aclohol and licker and was a drunk. but it was sept 11 and he was not

"bad dude there is bad news" the radio said to bad dude. he set down his hans and said "what news". the radio sed "there are terorist that try want to blowed up the twin towers are u a bads enough dude to stopping them?". bad dude smile and say "ud better beleve it mister" and then jumped out the window of his apartment and did a bunch of flips before landing on sidewalk with skilled presizon.

people were screamed "oh no planes are going hit twin towers" bad dude got anger and said "no those not planes those TERROAST" and he gotted out his jetpack and flew into the air and landed on the wing of the plane and he could see terorsts inside plan. he used his mashitty to break open window and jumped into plane. the terrorest were scream when they saw bad due come into plane

"oh no what u doing here u amerecan scum" said terrost and he tried to stab bad dude but bad dude duck and say "LET ME CUT THRU" and he bladed his mashirty to cut terarst head off. other tarast run over to bad dude to combat him and bad dude smile and say "u are no martch for the power of the america" he saided as he got out his rifle and shotted the terrorists and they screamed and blood flew out and they died and fell out of plane. "u not ruin my plans bad ddue" said a voice. baddude look and it was OSMA BEN LADEN

ben laden screamed "i will make u die for alla" and then fired hadoken at bad dude but bad dude manage to dodge with carthweel. ben laden rushed at bad dude and tried to gowge his eyeballs out but bad dude dodge it and grab ben laden by the nose and ripped it right off "oooh nooooo" ben laden scream as blood fly everywhere and then bad dude took out mashitty and started cutting off ben ladens flesh and ben laden had no flesh and he died

bad dude then took control of plane and flew it away from 9/11 tower and saw other terrost plane coming terrrost said over radio "U NOT BEAT US BAD DUDE U CANNOT BE TWO PLANE". bad dude saided in reponse "OH YEAH U DUN NO HOW BAD A DUDE I REALY AM". bad dude fly plane into terost plane and then jumped out window with parashoot and the planes colldied and both blewed up in air witgh fireworks and people celebrated

"exelent work" said presedent as he gave bad dude a metal and the two became bffl