Author's Note: This is…the product of chewing too much gum and sitting in a
vehicle for 6 hours. I'm chewing gum now! Oh well. It turns into something
else, this chapter is just setting up the cause. Dib will be in the next
chapter don't worry! R&R please, cause there is lots to come!
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, Nicorete, or Winterfresh, I just chew way too much gum and watch way too much Invader Zim ^_~
Bubblegum Is Evil!
Chapter One: Newfound Joy: BUBBLEGUM!
Zim sat on a bench, along with a few other people. Of course though, he stood out. Being GREEN and all. The green dog with stitches didn't help either.
They were waiting for the bus to come.
Zim looked suspiciously at a girl who seemed to be chewing on something for what seemed like forever. It was beginning to get very irritating.
Suddenly, a bubble appeared in front of her mouth.
Zim stared as the bubble got bigger and bigger, his eyes getting wider and wider.
Then, it popped!
Zim tried to comprehend in his foreign mind what just happened. He finally came to a conclusion.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Zim jumped behind the bench.
Everyone looked at him, including GIR.
"What is wrong with you?" The girl who blew the bubble asked.
"Wait a minute, didn't you just blow your tongue up like a balloon and pop it?" Zim asked the girl.
There was silence for a long moment.
"No. I'm chewing gum idiot," the girl said.
"Gum? What is this gum?" Zim climbed back onto the bench seat.
The girl looked at him strangely.
"Bubblegum? You chew it. Want some?" The girl held out a stick of gum.
Zim took it uneasily.
"Chew it?" He asked.
"…Yeah, chew it, but whatever you do, don't swallow it!" The girl warned.
"Why not? What happens if you do?"
The girl leaned over and all of a sudden looked really creepy.
"Nobody knows…" The girl said hauntingly.
Zim's eye twitched.
"Okay," Zim pushed her away, "just, don't get so close, I can smell you," he said in disgust.
The bus pulled up and everyone got on. Zim tried to, but was stopped by the driver.
"No dogs allowed on the bus, kid," she said, pointing at GIR.
Zim looked at his companion.
"Dog? He's not a dog! He's…uh…my little cousin!" Zim lied.
The bus driver looked between the two of them. They were both green…
"Okay, whatever. It's not very nice to keep your cousin on a leash though," The bus driver said while Zim and GIR climbed on the bus.
Zim sat down and examined this "gum" substance the girl had given him.
It wasn't that he was AFRAID of it…he just didn't know how his body would react to it if he tried it. But, curiosity got the best of him. He unwrapped the gum and put it in his mouth.
~*~*~*~
"…and if you look carefully, you can still see the marks of fingernails, scratching at the metal doors of the coffins that were used to bury people alive in…" Ms. Bitters looked over at Zim, who was chewing gum, "Zim, no chewing gum in class. Spit it out now!" She ordered.
"What if I don't want to?" Zim said defiantly.
"What if you don't have a lower jaw to chew it with??" Ms. Bitters threatened.
"But I can't spit it out, it's…my medicine!"
"What? Nicorete? Zim, do you have a smoking problem?" Ms. Bitters asked.
"If I say yes…can I keep the gum?"
"Yes."
"Then, I do, I have a smoking problem." Zim said in a eerily close to a A.A. way.
"Fine. Back to the lesson…"
~*~*~*~
"GIVE IT TO ME EARTH MONKEY!" Zim jerked on the pack of gum a three-year- old boy was holding. The kid starting to cry and Zim walked away happily, stuffing the whole pack in his mouth.
~*~*~*~
"Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish…" a kid started the game, hitting the fist of each kid in the circle lightly.
"BUBBLEGUM? WHERE?" Zim ran up and pushed all of the kids over, "I SEE NO BUBBLEGUM! YOU CHILDREN HAVE DECIEVED ZIM! YOU SHALL PAY!" With that he ran off, the kids looking dumbfounded.
~*~*~*~
Zim walked into a convience store, grabbed storage box of Winterfresh, and slammed it on the counter.
"Um, will there be anything else?" the pimply cashier asked.
"NO!"
The cashier rang up the entire box.
"Okie Dokie then…paper or plas…" before he could finish his sentence, Zim was gone with money left on the counter.
~*~*~*~
Zim was working hard in the bowels of his lab, he chewed his gum, and worked.
GIR walked up behind him holding a moose toy.
"SAY HI TO MR. MOOSE!" He screamed suddenly, shoving the moose in front of Zim.
Zim gasped and jumped back, swallowing the gum.
He suddenly felt very dizzy, and clutched where his stomach organ was. Everything started getting dark, dark…DARKER! NO, DARKER IDIOT! BLACK! YES! Suddenly, he passed out.
Next Chapter: If I say, it will totally give away the true plot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, Nicorete, or Winterfresh, I just chew way too much gum and watch way too much Invader Zim ^_~
Bubblegum Is Evil!
Chapter One: Newfound Joy: BUBBLEGUM!
Zim sat on a bench, along with a few other people. Of course though, he stood out. Being GREEN and all. The green dog with stitches didn't help either.
They were waiting for the bus to come.
Zim looked suspiciously at a girl who seemed to be chewing on something for what seemed like forever. It was beginning to get very irritating.
Suddenly, a bubble appeared in front of her mouth.
Zim stared as the bubble got bigger and bigger, his eyes getting wider and wider.
Then, it popped!
Zim tried to comprehend in his foreign mind what just happened. He finally came to a conclusion.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Zim jumped behind the bench.
Everyone looked at him, including GIR.
"What is wrong with you?" The girl who blew the bubble asked.
"Wait a minute, didn't you just blow your tongue up like a balloon and pop it?" Zim asked the girl.
There was silence for a long moment.
"No. I'm chewing gum idiot," the girl said.
"Gum? What is this gum?" Zim climbed back onto the bench seat.
The girl looked at him strangely.
"Bubblegum? You chew it. Want some?" The girl held out a stick of gum.
Zim took it uneasily.
"Chew it?" He asked.
"…Yeah, chew it, but whatever you do, don't swallow it!" The girl warned.
"Why not? What happens if you do?"
The girl leaned over and all of a sudden looked really creepy.
"Nobody knows…" The girl said hauntingly.
Zim's eye twitched.
"Okay," Zim pushed her away, "just, don't get so close, I can smell you," he said in disgust.
The bus pulled up and everyone got on. Zim tried to, but was stopped by the driver.
"No dogs allowed on the bus, kid," she said, pointing at GIR.
Zim looked at his companion.
"Dog? He's not a dog! He's…uh…my little cousin!" Zim lied.
The bus driver looked between the two of them. They were both green…
"Okay, whatever. It's not very nice to keep your cousin on a leash though," The bus driver said while Zim and GIR climbed on the bus.
Zim sat down and examined this "gum" substance the girl had given him.
It wasn't that he was AFRAID of it…he just didn't know how his body would react to it if he tried it. But, curiosity got the best of him. He unwrapped the gum and put it in his mouth.
~*~*~*~
"…and if you look carefully, you can still see the marks of fingernails, scratching at the metal doors of the coffins that were used to bury people alive in…" Ms. Bitters looked over at Zim, who was chewing gum, "Zim, no chewing gum in class. Spit it out now!" She ordered.
"What if I don't want to?" Zim said defiantly.
"What if you don't have a lower jaw to chew it with??" Ms. Bitters threatened.
"But I can't spit it out, it's…my medicine!"
"What? Nicorete? Zim, do you have a smoking problem?" Ms. Bitters asked.
"If I say yes…can I keep the gum?"
"Yes."
"Then, I do, I have a smoking problem." Zim said in a eerily close to a A.A. way.
"Fine. Back to the lesson…"
~*~*~*~
"GIVE IT TO ME EARTH MONKEY!" Zim jerked on the pack of gum a three-year- old boy was holding. The kid starting to cry and Zim walked away happily, stuffing the whole pack in his mouth.
~*~*~*~
"Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish…" a kid started the game, hitting the fist of each kid in the circle lightly.
"BUBBLEGUM? WHERE?" Zim ran up and pushed all of the kids over, "I SEE NO BUBBLEGUM! YOU CHILDREN HAVE DECIEVED ZIM! YOU SHALL PAY!" With that he ran off, the kids looking dumbfounded.
~*~*~*~
Zim walked into a convience store, grabbed storage box of Winterfresh, and slammed it on the counter.
"Um, will there be anything else?" the pimply cashier asked.
"NO!"
The cashier rang up the entire box.
"Okie Dokie then…paper or plas…" before he could finish his sentence, Zim was gone with money left on the counter.
~*~*~*~
Zim was working hard in the bowels of his lab, he chewed his gum, and worked.
GIR walked up behind him holding a moose toy.
"SAY HI TO MR. MOOSE!" He screamed suddenly, shoving the moose in front of Zim.
Zim gasped and jumped back, swallowing the gum.
He suddenly felt very dizzy, and clutched where his stomach organ was. Everything started getting dark, dark…DARKER! NO, DARKER IDIOT! BLACK! YES! Suddenly, he passed out.
Next Chapter: If I say, it will totally give away the true plot.