prompt night! I received two writing prompts the other night and made them into kinda one story line..

anon

Prompt! Kevin finds a sleep deprived Edd after the episode 'Scrambled ed' while helping clean up the cul-de-sac. Edd still hasn't gotten any sleep and begins to ramble deliriously to Kevin and ends up telling him that he has had feelings for him for years, as well as several other strange and useless facts.

"I'LL KILL THAT DORK WHEN I FIND HIM! MY BIKE CHAIN IS TOAST. It will be another month till I can pony up enough cash to fix it.. and then all three dorks managed to flood the whole neighborhood with water… when I find him… I'M GONNA-"

It took hours for the water to completely drain back in the river. The streets were still damp, and mud splashed on the sidewalks and in the front lawn. Everything was over watered, including Kevins nerv. He stomped his way over to where he noticed the dork had fallen asleep, again, in the middle of the cul de sack. The other two Eds were no where to be seen, probably off trying to fix the last scam.

" YO DORK!"

Nothing, Edd remained asleep. Finally reaching the sleeping boy, Kevin hoisted him up in attempt to shake him awake.

" WAKE UP, YOU OWE ME BIG!" But nothing Edd just slumped over. " Geese, you really are tired huh. Whatever… beating ya ups no fun if you can't remember it." Kevin looked over and noticed Edds house, unusually the door wide open, though like normal there was a gigantic hole in it rendering it pointless anyway. Before anyone could notice Kevin slung Double D over his shoulder and carried him inside.

"The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial" Edd mumbled out.

"You sleep talking facts dude? Thats kinda weird… and a little expected."

Upon entering Kevin contemplated leaving him at the door in the entrence, at least he was inside, but the gaping hole in the door gave him the impression he best take the kid upto his room.

"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day…"

"So what does that make you." Kevin chucked. It was strange being in Double D's home. Though Kevin tried his best to hold less grudges against the kid, they were not typically on good terms. On most days he could trust Double D to help out with something mechanical or just straight talk. The dork always had a bit of charm, he was easy to talk to, and didn't make Kevin feel as stupid as he might sometimes. So this being in his home, that was new, and weird. Kevin noticed the fuzzy slippers and inwardly groaned. He slipped off his shoes while balancing Edd on his shoulder and begrudgingly shoved his feet into the fuzzy bunnies.

"Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced…"

"Uh huh…"

"Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal."

" Bet you beat him by another 10%."

Kevin made his way towards the staircase.

"Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights…"

"Pff seriously?" Kevin started chuckling.

"The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly…."

"Gross.. wait.. why do you know that…"

Double D just mumbled but something along the lines of "Ed" Trickled out and Kevin just smirked. They reached the top Kevin pushed through the door, tossing Edd onto the bed. Having never been in his room Kevin took it upon himself to glance around. The labeling he could have guessed but there was some seriously rad stuff, skulls and bugs and all kinds of things. Some of the cooler tools up on the wall. Kevin walked by and noticed a bridge made entirely of toothpicks, at the top sat a flag that read 'BY EDD'.

"Rad."

"..Kev..in.."

" Huh? You waking up only now dork?" Kevin walked over to Double D's bed, where Double D was sprawled out above the covers.

"ad...merm…. horest… brrese... coor."

"What?"

" Kev...in… So admirable…and hone...st… brave… cool… such nice eyes."

Woah Wait WHAT!? Kevin jumped back knocking into the table nearly destroying the bridge. Did he just… no.. no way….

Kevin walked over hesitantly.

"Edd?"

"Camf...can't tell Eddy."

" Can't tell Eddy what?"

" Don….do… dont wanna ad..mit."

" OUT with it Dork!"

"lerv kev..in, stupid heart."

Edd quieted down for a moment while Kevin just stood there in shock. He wanted to be disgusted. He wanted to punch him in the face for saying those things.. he wanted too… wanted… to. He looked at Edd sleeping peacefully; kevin let out a sigh.

" Maybe… someday… you will grow out of it." He said softly. Kevin resting his hand on the boys cap revealing his forehead. Kevin softly pecking it before fixing the hat back into place.

" Or I'll grow into it."

"The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet…"

"Gross."