Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
The story starts in the car, with Draco being incredibly annoying. Now, READ MY MINONS…
Car Ride to Heaven
"Harry?"
"Hmm?"
"Where in the bloody hell are we? We've been driving for hours…"
"You'll see"
"How much longer till we get there?"
"Only about 20 minutes love, just be patient"
"But I'm a Malfoy, Malfoy's want things done fast…"
"That explains a lot…"
"I don't hear you complaining nightly…"
"Was I complaining?"
"Sounded like it"
"Well I wasn't it was merely a comment…and if I was complaining, I would've stopped all together, so you be quiet Mr. I'm never patient"
"Oh do shut up and drive, Harry…"
: 10 minutes later :
"Has it been 20 minutes yet?"
"No, Draco, it's only been about ten, just wait a little longer and we'll get there, okay?"
"Ugh, fine…is there anything else to do in this bloody car?"
"Enjoy the scenery, Draco"
"…It's dark out…"
"Then look at the stars"
"…But I can't see them, it's too light out here"
"It is not, you're just lazy"
"Am not!"
"Draco, I can see them fine. Either you're being lazy, or you need glasses"
"Do not…"
"Then shut up and stop complaining"
"…fine, I'll stop talking then"
"Thank heavens, I thought you'd never shut up"
"Shut up"
"I will if you will"
"Fine, deal"
: 5 minutes later :
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"…now?"
"…no"
"…what about now?"
"Draco, if we were there, the car would've stopped moving, so for the last time, NO"
"Well, are we almost there?"
"Yes, now shut up, love"
"Thanks for that Harry, I really truly feel loved…"
"You should"
"…I hate you sometimes"
"Well I love you all the time"
"Well I…oh, just drive"
"I am"
"…no you're not…"
"Draco, that doesn't make any sense"
"…yes it does…"
"Draco, do shut up"
"Why should I?"
"Because we're here"
"FINALLY"
Harry pulled into a lot, above the level of the country. It was beautiful; the stars were glimmering, the moon shown down a pawn them; and most of all, it was dark.
"Harry, where…"
"Draco, don't you remember this spot?"
"..Wait gimmie a second…"
"Draco, we had our first kiss here, remember?"
"…OH YEAH! I remember you taking me up here before, when we were in our 6th year over summer"
"Smart Draco"
"I know, aren't I?"
"Very"
Harry leaned in and kissed Draco passionately on the lips. Draco broke the kiss, asking why they were there.
"Harry, why are we here anyways?"
"Well, since I figured this is a special place, we could, make it a little more special…"
"You mean…"
"Yeah, the backseat is big enough…"
"That explains the blankets"
"…There's whipped cream and cherries in the trunk too…"
Draco perked up and got out of the car, opening the trunk. He was right, it was all there. Draco picked them up, and climbed in the back seat, holding the cherries and whipped cream. Harry had already done so, under a blanket, completely naked.
"Draco?"
"Yes, love?"
"I love you"
"I love you too, now lay down, I wanna use this whipped cream…"
Fin