The night was warm and clear on the beach where the Lemon beach house was located. Eiko Aizawa washed dishes as Squid Girl wiped down a table inside the little beach house. The matriarch of the Aizawa family walked into the beach house with a swagger that even Chuck Norris would be jealous of.

"Wow, sis, you look really nice tonight," Eiko said as she admired her sister.

"Thank you Eiko, I'm going to go out with Cindy. She said she wanted know how Japanese people drink so I'm going to show her," Chizuru said with a sweet smile.

"On no you don't! Last time you went out drinking you did a 3D belch all over yourself and ruined your nice blouse. Don't go on ruining more of your clothes," Eiko implored her older sister.

"It's alright Eiko, I won't get blasted. I just want to show Cindy a good time. I'll be back later so don't wait up for me," Chizuru said to her sister as she collected her purse and left the beach house.

"What is 'drinking' anyways de geso?"

"It's when you drink some really nasty stuff and act stupid," Eiko explained to Squid Girl.

"Chizuru likes to do that geso?

"Yeah, you really wouldn't think she was the type..."

"We're getting fucked up tonight," Chizuru announced in English.

"This bar is like any bar I could go to in the states," Cindy disappointedly stated.

"Yes, I know. I just want to hurry and get wasted before those Three Idiots come looking for you."

'Good idea," Cindy smiled.

Chizuru got the attention of the bartender and ordered a few drinks for Cindy and herself.

A few rounds later the American was still standing, Chizuru was surprised at her tolerance for alcohol. Chizuru was worried that she had finally met someone that could defeat her at something. Chizuru was already starting to feel tanked while the American woman hadn't even slurred one word. Chizuru took a long drink from her glass.

"Maybe after this we can- hoourgk," before Chizuru could finish her sentence she revisited her dinner, all over her nice blouse, just as Eiko predicted.

"Are you alright Chizuru? Maybe we should get going now," Cindy suggested.

"Oh no, Eiko is going to be upset. She said she didn't want me going out because she knew this would happen," Chizuru quickly explained. "Now I'll never hear the end of it!"

"Hey, I have an idea. Just take out 2,000 yen and when she asks you about it tell her I threw up on you and gave you the money to get your blouse cleaned," Cindy offered a solution to Chizuru.

"That's a good idea, thank you Cindy."

Cindy walked Chizuru home from the bar. Cindy tried to give Chizuru a kiss goodnight but quickly remembered Chizuru's downloaded meal and the fact that Chizuru made pavement pizza on the way home, she decided it would best to not give the other woman a kiss goodnight.

Sure enough when Chizuru entered her home her younger sister was waiting up for her.

"I told you that you didn't have to wait up," Chizuru said as she removed her shoes.

"And you also said you wouldn't get pissed and throw up on yourself," Eiko retorted.

"Actually, Cindy is the one who vomited on me. Look, she gave me 2,000 yen to get my blouse cleaned," Chizuru said as she placed the crumpled up money into Eiko's hand.

"Then why is there 4,000 yen here?" Eiko raised an eyebrow at her sister.

"That's because she also shit in my pants."