The sun rose on the camp building. Linus was walking through the halls, singing "A Weak Parody." However, Eddy's narrating voice drowned the song out. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know Linus with his blanket singing about making fun of stuff. We all know about Calvin and his tiger running around with their stupid newspaper hats. But you know what 'The Calvin King' never showed enough of? Me! I'm gonna tell you the full story, and all the stuff that got left out!"
The scene suddenly changed to the Eds in the main room, working on building a scam. Eddy's voice continued: "It was the day Kevin became king. Me, Ed, and Double D were making another scam. I think it was gonna be a fast food place or something. And we were nervous, 'cause we were almost certain that the Kankers were hiding somewhere..." The Eds continued to build as a song started.
(sung to the tune of "Digga Tunnah")
Eds: "Make a scamma
Make, make a scamma
When you fail, you make another scamma
Make a scamma
Make, make a scamma
Quick, before the Kankers come!
(SCAM!)
Make a scamma
Make, make a scamma
What was that!
Quick, before the Kankers come!"
(SCAM!)
Edd : "Making scams, we do it everyday
Trying to get other kids to pay
They never work, but the kids still come..."
Ed: "And people thing I can be dumb!"
Eddy: "Someday, I'll become a super star
But for now, I collect quarters in a jar!
And when your scam ends up falling apart
You do it again! Scamming's an art!"
(SCAM!)
Eds: "Make a scamma
Make, make a scamma
When you fail, you make
another scamma
Make a scamma
Make, make a scamma
Quick, before the Kankers come!"
"Soon McEddy's will be finished!" said Edd. "And I've already made a costume design for Mayor McDouble D...although I have no idea where I'm going to get a giant cheeseburger mask..." Ed walked by dressed as a clown. "You deserve a break today!"
Eddy'd voice-over kept up the narration: "Yep, we could have really packed in the bucks with that one! But suddenly..." At that moment, Rolf ran in.
"Rolf has an announcement!" he called. "The stars of the tiny closet have made a judgement! They told Rolf that Kevin is now king of all this camp building!" Eddy was not pleased. "KING! I should be king!"
Rolf glared at Eddy, with a crazed look in his eyes. "KEVIN...IS...KING!" The kids nervously agreed.