Me: Hello people, I'mma back!
Ness: You weren't gone for that long.
Me: Shut up! Besides, you shouldn't be in this. This is something else.
Ness: And that would be?
Me: What time is it!
Ness: You wouldn't dare.
Me: Oh, but I would. In fact, WE START NOW!
Ness: Wait, what-
Disclaimer: I don't own any thing that I'm gonna write about.
***Third person POV***
"Sierra, hurry! I think I hear them coming!" a boy yells at a girl.
"I'm going as fast as I can! I don't think that they're that fast!" the girl named Sierra yelled back. After she said that, motors are heard.
"You were saying?" the boy says. "These idiots are gonna kill us!"
"Nanten, what did you even do to make them so angry?" Sierra asked.
"Ummm... I stole some money from them." the boy named Nanten said. "But they stole it first! I did what was right. ...Or at least at the time."
Sierra looks at him like he killed someone. "You stole from a gang, and didn't die within 24 hours? You are a lucky boy."
After she says that, headlights are seen, and many voices are heard. "Hey, there they are!" "Get em'!" The lights are gone, and the gang members are trailing on foot now.
Sierra and Nanten turn the corner. "Dead end! We gotta' turn around before-"
"Well, well, well. Looks like we gots us a couple a youngster." says Gangster #1. "What are ya tryin' ta do, get away? Wrong move."
Nanten takes a look at them. " Ya know, now that I got a good look at you, you guys look like the most stereotypical gang I've ever seen." he says.
"Oh yeah... They do!" Sierra replied.
"AH, SHADDUP! Your gonna die now." Gangster #2 yells, as the first one pulls out a machine gun.
Nanten stares at it. "AK-47?" he asks.
"M-60." Gangster #1 replies.
"You got a license for that thing?" Sierra asks.
"What do you think?" he replies.
Nanten and Sierra back up against the wall, and right when the gangster is about to pull the trigger, two portals open, and both the kids fall into them.
"WAAAAAAAAAH!"
***Nanten's POV***
"... kid"
"...Hey..."
"HEY KID!"
"Ugh, 5 more minutes, mom..." I say.
"Jake. Do it." a voice says. It sounds kinda far away.
"YES!" a second voice says. It sounds deeper, like my dad's. *Sniff-sniff* "Huh... Ah, sick! Who ripped one!" I yell to no one in praticular.
"Sorry. That was the only way we could get you up." a boys voice says. I turn around and see a kid wearing a white bear hat, a green backpack, black shoes, and a blue shirt and shorts, and a yellow dog. "Who the hay are you?" I ask.
"Oh, I'm Finn. And this is Jake." he says, pointing to himself, and then the dog.
"Oh, a dog. Hold on, I think I might have something for Jake." I say to the boy.
"What?" Jake says. Holy crap, a talking dog! I stare at him. "...What, you've never seen a talking dog?" Jake asks.
"I don't think he's from around here. What kingdom are you from?" Finn asks. Kingdom? What time period is this, the middle ages?
"Uhhh... I'm from the U.S, if that's what your asking." I told him.
"What's that? Is it a secret kingdom plotting to to take over the world and kill Princess Bubblegum?" Finn asks. Now I'm confused.
"Huh? Who's she? I just got here!" I say. Now Finn is startin' to look a little freaked out.
"Okay, before I ask anything else, what are you?" he asks. I look at him like... like... well, I thought he was insane.
"What am I? Dude, I-I'm a human, like you. Only, I don't carry around a sword like you do everywhere." I say, looking at his sword.
Finn looks like I told him I was his dad. "Uhhh... would it be okay if me and Jake talk for a minute?" he asked.
"Sure..." I tell him. When he starts talkin' to Jake, I can tell it's gonna take a while. I look around, and see my backpack hanging in a tree. "So that's were you are." I say as I start walking over to it. I start to climb it, and when I get to it, I get a little curious about what the land looks like. I climb to the top and scope out the land. It was amazing. "Whoa. That's one big view. What's that blue guy doin'?" I ask myself. I look closer to what his doin', and he's got some chick in his arms. "Wait, that's my chick! I'll kill him! Wait, is my bat still in here?" I ask myself. I check my bag. It is.
As I start climbing do the tree to knock-up that blue guy, Finn walks up to me. "What are you doing?"
"Trying to get my girl back! Some blue guy has her!" I yell back at him.
"Ice King! Why, why does he always do this?" Finn asks him self.
"You know him?" I ask.
"Yeah. He's the king of ice. Doesn't have a wife. Always steals princesses. Tries to hang out with us. Basic predator stuff." Finn answers calmly.
"Were does he live?" I ask, pumped up to kick his behind. ...Did I just say that?
"Over there, to the north." Jake say pointing to the mountains to the north.
"That's all I needed to hear." I said. Right then, I started to run to the north.
"Where are you going?" Finn yelled.
"To get my girl back!"
Me: So, what did you think?
Ness: Pretty good. But why not do an EarthBound story instead?
Me: Because, I need a story that can fill in the space between updates of the ToD.
Ness: But why not EarthBound!
Me: Because I couldn't think of any thing! Now shut up!