This is a joke- not to offend anybody- just sit back and enjoy it and try not to die laughing. Seriously, I dare you. Comment how long u lasted O_O
Things Harry Potter Taught Us
1) Wave a stick around and you'll be okay
2) If a guy without a nose appears at your door in the middle of the night, don't answer it- HE'S NOT THE PIZZA MAN!
3) Also, if he tries to kill you as a baby, you will probably live if your mummy luvs u
4) If you go to a school called Hogwarts, it's probably full of maniacs waving sticks
5) The basement is very 'protected' ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK and bring music
6) The school is so protected that a snake, a troll, Voldemort, Death Eaters, and multiple other dangers have come in anyway
7) You-Know-Who is in fact Voldemort
8) If someone has a scar on their forehead, they are legendary
9) Whenever you go into life threatening situations, always bring a smart girl and a ginger
10) and a rat
Another ironic thing about "Harry Potter"
When they go into the Forbidden Forest at night, their detention is going into the Forbidden Forest at night! O_O