Smoker couldn't believe his eyes. This was NOT happening! It just couldn't be. He watched in mounting horror as the performance played out in the central hall of the Navy base. His men were DANCING and SINGING! AND THEY WERE DECENT AT IT! He watched as the sly leader and only female singer sang and danced along with them. Smoker was never going to live this down. He was going to be the laughing stock of the Navy for the rest of his life. He just knew it. Michelle had crossed the last line.
The Navy officers on stage line danced a military jig as they sang.
"So if we all come together We know what to do We all come together just to sing we love you And if we all come together We know what to do We all come together just for you"
The chorus grated on Smokers nerves as smoke began to leek form his nostrils.'How dare she do this!' he thought as he imagined the most painful ways he knew of to kill Michelle. She popped out of a barrel prop on stage and sent the officer standing on it flying as she began to sing.
"Racing all around The seven seas Chasing all the girls And making robberies Causing panic every where they go Party hardy on Titanic"
Smoker ground his teeth in frustration. Despite the fact that he was royally pissed off he still thought she was cute in her skimpy modefied sailor of the line dancers stepped forward and sang the lead guy's part.
'Sailing, sailing Jumping off the railing Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking Gambling, Stealing Lots of sex appealing"
Mischelle inserted herself.
"Come let us sing the sailor song"
Then the chorus repeated and the line dance became a little more complicated. Michelle danced cutely along with them and sang.
"Sailor man you really turn me on Now the guys are gone Come let us get it on Girls like me are pretty hard to find So if you go I'll kick you hieny"
Then the whole main guy part and chorus repeated itself. Michelle and the lead guy got close and she pulled out a dagger. "Now, let's fight!", she said.
The lead guy looked amused and said,"Ha! That's not a knife. This is a knife." as he pulled out a machette. Michelle 'eeped' in mock feminine suprise as they began to fight. She ended it with a punch to in the lead guy's face. Then the whole chorus and lead parts repeated again. Michelle and the lead guy got intimately close and conversed in a sickeningly sweet 'Titanic' moment. Finally, the show ended with one last recitation of the chorus.
Everyone claped and yelled their compliments as Smoker shouted,"Michelle! You are dead!" and chased her off stage as everyone else laughed and watched their commanding officer try to catch the whily and nimble Michelle with smoke shooting out his ears in a steady stream.