I'm going to change everyone

~ In our world~

WARNING- I DO NOT OWN KHR AMANO AKIRA DOES! AND IF I EVER DID OWN IT THEN IT WOULD BE WAAAAY WEIRD! THANK YOU ENJOY!

WOOP SEASON TWO STARTS NOW! Oh and try Kittynyanya's stories too! Kittynyanya and I BOTH OWN THIS STORY!

Chapter 1- They've returned with others..noooooo!

It's been a year since I came back to the real world…..I'M SOOOO BORED! I rolled around the floor and then my cell phone rang.

"UHHHHGH IT'S SOOO FAR AWAAAYY SQUAAAAA- oh yeah I forgot I'm not in KHR world anymore. GOD DAMMIT!" I stood up and read my text from Kittynyanya.

Kitty-Heeeeyyyyyy how's it going!

Me- Uuuuuuuuughhhhhh

Kitty-Wait what was that!

Me-I'm booooorrrrredddd!

Then my mom and dad came to me and looked awkwardly at me. "Piyo?"

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaataa!"

"We were wondering if you want to live in Japan…..ALONE." my dad says

Well this was surprising! "Wait what do you mean? Like living by myself…like ALONE!"

"Yeah…That's what we're saying." My mom sat next to me "I know this is a big choice for you but we thi-

"YEAH! I WANT TO! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" My eyes were sparkling with happiness. They both stood there watching my happy dance.

"….well that was fast." Dad said. I stopped and had an idea in my head "HEY DADDY! Can I bring a friend to stay with me?"

"Weelll if it's only one person then whatever with it." I did a fist pumped in the air whispering "!" So I got on my cell phone again and texted.

Me-Hey do you wanna go and live with Japan with me!

Kitty-Seriously!

Me-Uhhh DUH!

Kitty-YES YES Bazillion times YES!

So after all that shitty excitement, Kitty and I went to go and live in Japan. We were living in the same house which was huge and our rooms had our own separate bathrooms.

When I went to my room I threw my suitcase on the bed. But it hit the table and it broke the piggy change.

I shrugged "Well. I KILLED IT!"

Kitty answered me "Wait what!"

"I said I killed it!"

Kitty-"Killed what!"

Me-"A PIGGY CHANGE!"

Kitty-"A Piggy change! Well I guess there's nothing we can do about it."

Me-"Well you're having a very negative attitude about it."

Kitty-"Well I'm just really tired. But it was worth the long trip because were in JAPAAAAAANNNNNN ~!"

Me-"GAH! It's hot around the summer! I'm taking a cold shower!"

Kitty-"OKAY THEN!"

Me-"WHY ARE WE YELLING!"

Kitty-"I HAVE NO IDEA!"

After a year later or so!

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'MMMMMM BOOOOREEEEDA!" I went outside and started to watch you tube videos on my laptop.

First ASDF Movie, Reborn abridged series, Cyanide and happiness, and then funny varia videos. I mean even though it's old, it's still fucking funny!

I usually laugh at the video but I just didn't feel like it for odd reason. Kitty laughs at it all the time….but not me sometimes.

I sighed and closed my lap top and looked up at the sky with the wind coming. "I wish I could go back there" I shrugged.

It was all fine until Kitty screamed in fear…well kind'f "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE omg omg omg OMG!" I rushed to Kitty's room and barged in "What? What is it?"

"THERE'S A GROUP OF LOLICON'S IN THE BACKYARD~!" She pointed outside of her window where you could see the back yard. There were 1, 2, 3,…17! WHAT…THE FUCK!

I looked closer to see if I'm wrong…PLEASE BE WRONG! "Oh…god!" Kitty turned to me when I said that "Wait what?" I ran to circles and my hands were on my head.

"No no, no, no, no, no, no, GOD NO! It's THEM!" Yup! It was the Varia and also the Vongola family! And 3 arcobarenos Reborn, Viper or just call him Mammon, and Lambo.

Kitty was jumping up and down and pacing back and forth "I must be hallucinating….Piyo….What did you do?"

"WHA- Why are you blaming me for!"

"VOOOOOIIIIII WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!" Yes we know it's Squalo that's just yelled.

We stood there silent until I said "….We did not hear anything."

Kitty was trying to correct me "Uhhh but he just said Vo-

"SILENCE! WE DID NOT HEAR ANYTHING!"

"….Should we go out there and check?" Kitty asked

"Fine whatever I already know them." I said going downstairs.

"Really? Then can I hide behind you?"

"I don't caaaaarree!"

Kitty and I went out of the backyard and everyone looked at me. I pretended that I never knew them just to be fun. "Ummmmmmm hi?"

Squalo yelled back at me "VOOOIII PIYO! IS THAT YOU!"

"Ummm who….are you? And how do you know my name?"

"DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME!"

Belphegor laugh/snickered "Shishishi the maid is trying to be dumb~."

Kitty came out from the hiding and whispered "Piyo…who are these people!" I shook my head as a lie "I have no idea NOPE! I don't know these people in my whooooollle entire liiiiiife!"

Fran came up behind Squalo "Piyo chan~ would you stop lying?" he said with his no feeling voice. "Ummmm who are you?"

" It's Fran desu~"

"…..why do you know my name?" Belphegor threw a knife at me but it hit the wall of the house. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE" Kitty screamed and I got mad at Belphegor.

"HEY! DON'T THROW STUFF IN THIS PLACE!"

"Shishishi I can do whatever I want because I-

"I'm a prince yeah yeah whatever I don't care!"

"So the maid does remember us." He started laughing his signature laugh and that….was annoying as shit.

"…who are you again" I asked again.

"HEY TRASH!" I turned to Xanxus "Don't play games." I pointed at him and yelled out "That's what she said!"

"Hey don't say that to the boss woman!" Levi yelled

"SHUT IT GAY DUDE!" Then Levi went to the emo corner. I was happy :D. Kitty was still behind me in a ball rocking back and forth mumbling to herself "what is going what is going what is going on….."

…..I did not care …yeah harsh isn't it, even though I'm her friend. ….LIVE WITH IT!

And I was done pretending to be stupid and sighed while face palming myself "OKAY DUMBASSES! Why the fuck are you here anyway?"

Belphegor smiled "Awww the maid remembers now~ That's disappointing"

I glared at him "Uhh should I forget about you?" His grin was gone. "Yeah I thought so. How are you guys here anyway?" I asked Fran.

"To see you Piyo chan~!"

I rolled my eyes "Yeah right! No seriously, how the hell did you get here!"

"No how did YOU get here!" Squalo said "Ummm what are you talking about?" Like seriously…what does he mean YOU!

"ISN'T THIS JAPAN! Your suppsed to be in America! And how did you even get into this world again?"

"Uhhh DUH! Kitty and I moved to Japan. And I'm not in your world…you are in our world!" I pointed at Kitty and she waved nervously. "….hi"

"Ushishishishi the maid moved to Japan so she could see her prince?" Belpehgor says. He didn't even change at all…dumbass!

"Uhh HELL NO! So why are you here anyway?" I ask.

"That's what we don't know Piyo chan." Fran answered

"HUH! What do you mean you don't know?"

"There was this huge square kind'f thing that was showing this backyard. So we went in and were here at your house."

"AND Why did you go into the huge square kind'f thing!" No one answered meaning that they went in for no damn reason!

"…"

I sighed "FACE PALM!"

"VOOOI SO WHAT DO WE DO!"Squalo asks me.

"I don't know! It's your fault that you went into the square thingy majigy! Why can't you go back the way you did last time?"

"Shishi do you SEE the square maid?" Belphegor asks.

I looked around the house "….no?"

"…..so does that mean that were going to be stuck here for a while piyo chan?" Fran asks.

"IDK dude…probably. Well I'll see you later goodbye!"

I went back inside with Kitty and she still was scared. I patted her on the shoulder "..you'll get used to it."

Kitty's reaction TTATT and she pointed behind me. I face palmed myself again

"….They're behind me aren't they?"

Kitty nodded "…..Yeah."

I turned around and saw the Varia just following me "…..Piyo..what's wrong with them?" she asks.

I shrugged "Everything!"

"Well we can't just kick them out you know?"

"I know bu-

"Shishi you should listen to the nicer peasant." Belphegor said.

"Hey I'm not a peasant."Kitty said to him.

"Then you can be my other maid." He said

"WHA- no thanks I'd rather stay a peasant."

"Ushishishi it's too late for that." I slapped Belphegor on the head "NO BAD banana headed prince! BAD, BAD!" I slapped him more.

"Hey! Don't smack the prince! Do you want to be punished!" he yelled.

"UH I DON'T CARE!" I continued to slap him. "And it's not smacking! It's SLAPPING!"

"…he sounds serious Piyo." Kitty warned me but that will be useless.

"Well he's lying! Wait a minute..LYING! NO LYING IS BAD BELPHEGOR BAD BAD BAAAAAAAD!" I slapped him harder.

"OW Okay sheesh now stop maid!"

"Until you stop with the maid thing, NO!"

"Fine! I'll stop!" I stopped slapping him and started to pet him "See? Isn't that bettaaaaaa?"

"DON'T PET ME MAID!"

"Hahahaha. Okay, okay I'll stop."

"So how do you know them Piyo?" Kitty asks me. I made a thinking face

"Well I was kidnapped by those three, got sexually rape by one of them, an-

"No we didn't!" Squalo and Belphegor said cutting me off. Wait..That was only two people. I looked at Fran very curiously "What Piyo chan?" he asks.

"…dude why are you the only one who didn't answer that?" Then everyone looked at him too. "….I didn't rape you~ I only watched you sleeping."

My face reaction O_o "…excuse me? Did you just say you watched me sleeping?"

"Yes…is that a bad thing?" I hid behind Squalo "STALKER!"

"But I'm not a stalker Piyo chan! I only see you if you're in your room."

"….sooooo does that mean you also saw me naaaaEEHOLY SHIT HENTAI!"

"Why am I being a hentai?" Fran asks still with a mime no feeling voice.

"Uh watching me sleeping, only see me when I'm in my room, duh!"

Belphegor threw a knife at Fran's head "The froggie saw the maid naked~ that's what she's trying to say Ushishishishi"

I smacked his head again "SHUT UP AND WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT IT!" Squalo didn't say anything just standing there doing nothing.

Kitty looked closer at Fran "….He doesn't look all that of a stalker."

"EEEHHHH! THE FACE IS A LIE!" She stepped back from him noticing why I said that. "..Okay then." I sighed and looked at Squalo. "…Squalo?"

"What!"

"Why is your face red? Are you mad or something?" Squalo's face was all red….was he sick or something?

"V-VOI! What the hell are you talking about!"

"Your face is fucking red!"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"…meeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh! Belphegooooor!" I went to Belphegor to get behind him and pointed at Squalo with this reaction TT_TT "Squalo's a perv~!"

"VOI! I'M NOT A PERV!"

"Then why is your face reeeeed!" I ask.

"IT'S THE FUCKING SUN!" Squalo answered.

"B…but the AC is on." Kitty said pointing at the AC.

"….." Squalo's face…was priceless.

"Shishishi now I'm the only person you can trust maid." Belphegor said with a suspicious smile.

TTmTT "…and why are you doing that creepy smile with that laugh?"

"No~thing~ shishishi"

This guy….is having a lot of perverted minds. You can tell because of his face….that grin! "Muuuuuuuuu. So where are you guys gonna stay anyway?" I ask everyone.

"Here piyo chan." Fran said it when he was behind me. "WAH!" It made me jump and accidently held on to Belphegor that was in front of me.

Belphegor just grinned wider so I let go of him.

"Why here Fran? Don't you have an illusion that can make you a house?" I seriously did not want people in our house….cause they might destroy it!

Fran just shrugged. "Well I can but I want to stay here." I shrugged too "Fine you can stay here."

"VOI! What about us!" Squalo yells.

"What? You want to stay here too?"

"No maid, everyone is ushishishishi." Belphegor said. Trying to act cool.

"H…h…HOEEEEEEEEEHHH! But I can't take 17 people in this house!"

"Uhhhhhh Piyo?" Kitty asked "I'll take half of the people so we can have enough room for the house. And besides did you forget that we have another house that we can stay into."

Yes there was another house that is connected to this house…..weird huh?

"Oh yeah there was! Well okay then. I think everyone is staying in this house then."

So this is how we got separated.

Kittynyaya- All the 7 Vongola guardians, reborn and Lambo

Me- All 7 Varia guardians and Mammon

It was like around 2:47 am now…..DAMN!

I went back to my room and went to the bathroom to change in my PJs. When I came out of the bathroom, they were there.

Squalo-"HEY YOU DONE NOW!"

Fran-"Piyo chan I'm tired~."

Belphegor-"Shishishi what a small room. The prince wants a bigger room than this maid!"

Mammon-"Muuuu what would happen if I sell these?"

Me-"….."

Fran-"Piyo chan~?"

I stood there silence until I yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE! THIS IS MY ROOM! FRAN! IF YOU'RE TIRED THEN THERE ARE BLANKETS IN THE CLOSET! BELPHEGOR! WANT A BIGGER ROOM? THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I BOLDED FUCK! U MAD! AND MAMMON! DON'T TOUCH MY JEWLERY NECLACE OR SELL THAT! IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME! NOW GO!"

Belphegor-"Shishishi I don't wanna leave the house."

Fran- "Could you help me with the blankets~?"

Mammon- "Mumu fine! But you'll have to pay me money"

Me-"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I sighed and face palmed myself and pomfed on my bed. Yes people…POMF!

This….was going to be…..a fucking long stay for them!

TBC