This is just a little (pitifully short. I mean, so short that I'm actually annoyed at myself.) one-shot that I had inspiration for while working on ch. 2 of Backwards. (Mainly because I want more funny Kai moments^_^)This is more like me just putting down a story idea on the internet, but whatever. Hope you like it!

Kai, no.

But why?

Because that would be possibly the cheesiest thing I've ever heard.

Why can't we just name him Luke?

Because I don't want you parading around, wheezing "Luke, I am your father. Join the dark side. We have free cookies."

Amy sighed, half laughing. This was the kind of thing that happened every day now that they were married. Amy had just found out that she was pregnant and rushed to tell Kai the news. For the past couple days, they were discussing names. So far, they haven't had a clue, mostly because Kai was suggesting names to the effect of Kai II, Fernando, and of course, Luke. Amy wanted a normal, but unique name. Luke would have worked perfectly if the dad wasn't so... Kai, but that didn't mean she didn't love him by any means. Kai was an amazing person, but he was just always a little off. Hopefully they would find a compromise before the baby arrived.

Kai flopped down on the bed, thinking, "I've really annoyed her this time." What could he choose to help make a compromise? Then, he got bored of thinking of boring names and soon, his mind became clouded with the thought of what games he'd play with a baby boy. And then some Native American tribe he'd studied in high school. And then a banana. After that, he took out his laptop and promptly googled "unique baby names," remembering hat Amy had said. His top 3 choices now: 1. Luke 2. Aaron/Eryn 3. Vivienne. Amy would be really proud.

Amy felt a little bad for overreacting so much about a name. After all, Kai just wanted to have a little fun. So, she realized that Luke as a name would e beautiful. Truthfully, she really did think that the baby would have a wonderful time with Kai. She was fine with him joking around a little, but a baby was no joke. That was all she had meant to say. Her three choices: 1. Clarissa 2. Bailey 3. Luke

Amy swallowed her pride and walked up to Kai. "Kai?" she said nervously, "I-I overreacted. A lot. I actually think the name Luke is beautiful, and I was just trying too hard to stop this from being made into a joke. What I'm saying is-"

Kai cut in, "You're sorry. And I forgive you." For a second, Amy gazed into his striking, chocolate-brown eyes, and felt her heart melt like all the times before. She knew that this would last forever. Kai pulled her into a passionate kiss, and for the rest of the night, they sat on the bed, laughing together, kissing, and just being themselves. Later, Kai cleared his throat, and he said,

"I have a confession to make." Amy's eyes went wide with surprise. "I... I've..."

"You what?" Amy frantically questioned.

"I've been making progress in Super Mario Bros. without you."

And with that, they both burst out laughing.

~*Epilogue*~

Amy held the two bundles in either arm. Twins! She sighed. She sat back in her rocking chair. Kai would be home in about half an hour. Then, they would all play with the twins. She gazed at the birth certificates framed above the two cribs. Clarissa Eryn and Luke Bailey Kalaba.

When Kai returned home, the first words uttered from his mouth were, "Hi, Amy, Hi, Clarie, H- Luke, I am your father!" Amy groaned and rolled her eyes.

Yes, this is so pitifully short I want to just scrap the entire idea, but my screwed up mind is forcing me to post it anyway. Don't get me wrong, I am still proud of it, it's just a little (uhh... Understatement) short.