Disclaimer - The rights to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its characters belong to DHX Media Vancouver, Hasbro Studios, and Lauren Faust, and any others associated with the show. No profit is being made by this fanfiction, this is just for fun and so I'm not addicted to watching anymore episodes of this show, haha... Also, Total Drama and its characters belong to Fresh TV, Teletoon, and any others associated with the show.
Note - In this story Discord obviously won't be treated as badly as he was (since I'm writing this during Season 5) but he's still got a couple tricks up his sleeve *wink* And if your favorite character gets eliminated too early, don't worry! There will be a rejoin during the merge. If you literally know nothing a Total Drama, don't worry, the amazing host will explain it during the story.
Couples Note - Yes, there will be couples in this fan fiction. I really don't wanna add spoilers, I really do, but this will contain some mild... *gulp* Twisentry.. Now before you shut off your computer monitors, I just wanted to say that I know some- Er... few- Um... EVERYONE hates this pairing, but I wanted to pair Twilight Sparkle with someone. So if you don't like this pairing, you don't have to read this story. Oh yeah, and that won't be the only couple. Once again, I won't give anymore spoilers, but most of these couples are brony approved. Ok, now you can shut off your monitors
Rating Warning - Once again, this is My Little Pony, the little girl's show. I won't put anything super sexual or any major cursing. Just normal, friendly dialogue. Of course, I'm not gonna make everything friendly. I mean, it wouldn't be Total Drama if I did!
Chapter 01 - Season 1: Let's Meet the Campers! Part 1
Discord paced back and forth around his brand new island, right off the coast of the San Palomino Desert, which is near Los Pegasus, if you didn't know. Today was the big day. The day his dream came true. No, not a world full of chaos, or even a month of chocolate rain. No, this dream was much bigger.
Becoming a reality TV host
Yeah, I can't believe it either. He just wanted to be noticed for once. In a good way, at least. Believe me, no one could forget the whole "Chaotic Ponyville" thing, but what better way to be noticed than on international television?
He just found an island, and had the best idea ever.
"Hello, fellow viewers!" He said to the camera with a cheesy grin. "I'm your favorite chaos producer, Discord! I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing here on TV. Well let me answer that question. I'm making my very own reality show called Total Pony Island, right here in Disaster Island! I came up with that name all by myself, too! I'm sure you're asking 'what is Total Pony Island?'. It's a pretty simple concept to grasp on to. I pick 20 lucky Ponyville residents to be on this show and compete for... Wait for it... $1,000,000! Yes, you heard me right! I was lucky enough to steal- er.. I mean earn one million dollars in cash and am gladly willing to give it to the lucky winner! But earning this cash won't be easy, for the campers will have to suffer through terrible camp food, horribly disgusting accommodations, and death defying challenges to get it. Heck, I'll be surprised if they make it out alive!"
"How about I show you around the camp before the newbies arrive?" the draconequus says.
The camera then cuts to an area of the camp with 10 tree stumps, torches, and a campfire
"This is the campfire area, where one camper will be sent home and will be forced to trot down the Dock of Shame, take the Boat of Losers home, and leave Total Pony Island for good. Here, their fate will be decided during the dreaded campfire ceremony. If you are safe, you will receive a marshmallow." He then takes one and throws it in his mouth. "You can just taste the satisfaction!"
The camera cuts to the confessional area, which is inside an outhouse.
"This is the confessional, where campers can say what's on their mind. Yes, I am aware that this is an outside toilet. It's not like I could afford anything better! Do I look like an affluent business guy to you?"
The camera then cuts back to the dock.
"Well that's all for now. I'll go further in any more explanation when all of the campers arrive," he then looks from afar with his paw "They should be arriving soon..."
The first boat arrived with one fairly angry passenger
"Why, hello there Gilda!" Discord says, grinning at the griffon. "How are y-"
"Let's get this over with" she says with gritted teeth. She goes to the end of the dock and stands there.
"Right... Maybe I shouldn't have picked her" He says silently.
The next person to arrive was a pretty familiar face to Discord, and she had company with her.
"Why, hello there, Princess" He says, as he politely lets her off the boat
"Hello, Discord," Twilight Sparkle says. "Do you mind helping Spike down, too?"
"Oh of course!" He says. He grabs Spike by the hand and throws him on Twilight back. "There you go, little dragon"
Despite the fact that he almost fell into the dock, Spike was ok.
"This island looks... Um... Interesting.." The purple alicorn says as she glares at the water, which has some dead fishes in it. "Let's go, Spike" She goes to the back of the dock, avoiding Gilda.
The next boat came, and Twilight Sparkle squealed with joy.
"SUNSET SHIMMER?!"
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE?!"
Sunset quickly climbed down her boat and the two mares hugged each other with smiles plastered across their faces.
"It's been so long!" They both say at the same time.
"Your mane still looks gorgeous" Sunset Shimmer says
"So does yours!" Twilight Sparkle says, still smiling. Then the two precede to hug again.
Gilda rolls her eyes at this, because of how insanely girly it was.
The next boat arrived, which was carrying 3 ponies, well, 3 siblings to be exact.
"Applejack! Apple Bloom! Apple... Brother..?" Discord says with a curious glare. "Excuse me, we haven't met formally before"
"This here is Big Macintosh!" Applejack says
"Eeyup" The stallion says, looking at Discord
"Hey, Discord?" Apple Bloom says. "Has Scootaloo or Sweetie Belle arrived yet?"
"You mean your two lousy- er.." Discord was cut off by Apple Bloom's angry glare. "I mean, your two amazing friends? No, they haven't arrived yet. Probably too chicken to"
"Think again, Discord!" A distant voice called. A ship quickly sped to the dock, and it held 2 fillies.
"Scootaloo! Sweetie Belle!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. "I'm so glad we'll be spending the summer together!"
"Me too!" Sweetie Belle says, as she continuously hops around
"This will be the coolest summer ever! We can totally get our cutie marks in camping! Or maybe in winning one million dollars!" Scootaloo says
That's when the 3 fillies squeal loud enough the break the entire sound barrier altogether. Everypony (Griffin, Dragon, and Draconequus) covered their ears because of this.
"Ok! Ok! Pipe down!" Discord scolds as he removes his hands from his ears.
You could barely ensure silence when this next camper arrived on her boat.
"Hi Discord! Hi everypony!" Pinkie Pie squealed as she hopped around.
"Hello Pinkie Pie" Discord says as he casually greets her
"I am so happy to be here! It looks so fun! Speaking of fun," she says as she pulls out her party cannon and launches confetti in Discord's face "I brought my party cannon!"
Everyone runs to Pinkie Pie and greets her with big smiles, well, everyone but Gilda, who has a really bad record with her
"So glad you're here, Pinkie" Twilight Sparkle says
"We know for sure that you'll bring some excitement to this here campsite" Applejack says as she pats her on the back
Sunset Shimmer just gives her shy smile and waves at her, while everyone else hugs her
But the hug is quickly broken, when a familiar filly and her friend arrive on the island
"Yes! A real chaos creator!" Discord says with a fist pump
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon slowly, but deviously, walk down the boat
"Oh great!" Diamond Tiara says with a scoff "You want me to stay here?! It's so gross! I am SO calling my daddy!" The filly says as she angrily stomps to the back of the dock.
"No kidding! We, like, totally don't belong here. Those dumb blank flanks do, though" Silver Spoon says with a smirk
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle all glare at the two fillies with angry looks.
"Why'd you invite Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon here?!" Apple Bloom asks angrily.
"What? Who else was gonna bring the drama? Ponies eat up that stuff"
Applejack didn't look any happier to see the filly who bullies her sister.
"Wow, those two are REALLY prissy!" Spike says as he crosses his arms
"You said it" Twilight Sparkle whispers back to him
In stead of an actual boat arriving, a puff of smoke appeared and...
POOF
... Came the Great and Powerful Trixie!
"Greetings, Trixie-" Said Discord, before he was cut off, at least
"Don't you mean the Great and Powerful Trixie?" She says covering his mouth with her hoof
"Not really..." Sunset Shimmer says under her breath
"What did you just say?" Trixie says as she gets dangerously close to killing her with her own eyes
"N-nothing!" Sunset Shimmer anxiously says. She was still a bit shy after the whole "School Dance Disaster"
Twilight Sparkle and Spike simply rolled their eyes at her
"You all might as well quit now, because the Great and Powerful Trixie is sure to win this game and leave with one million dollars" The mare then struts to the back of the dock with everyone else
"First chance we get," Sunset Shimmer whispers to Twilight "I'll totally get her out of here"
"Gladly!" Twilight Sparkle responds rather loudly
Loud music was then heard from a distance
"Did anypony hear that?" Big Mac says as he turns around
Everyone shrugs
The music gets louder and louder. It almost sounds like an accordion...
"Is that an accordion?" Sweetie Belle asks
Pinkie Pie then gasps and jumps up even higher than before. "IT'S CHEESE SANDWICH!" She screams in joy
"Who?" Sunset Shimmer asks
"You'll see" Twilight Sparkle says as she uses her hoof to point at him
A super thrilled gamboge pony playing an accordion arrived on his ship and flipped out of it
"Well hello there, Discord!" Cheese Sandwich says, still playing his accordion
"Hello, Cheese. Wow... You're practically a male Pinkie Pie.." Discord says, scanning the stallion with his eyes
"Speaking of Pinkie," Cheese Sandwich says "Where is she?"
The mare runs up to him with her cannon
"Right here!" She says, as she blasts him with confetti, too
"I'm so glad we're spending summer together!" He says with a humongous grin on his face
"Me too! Me too!" Pinkie says, while she's hopping around
Then the two hug, while, unsurprisingly, STILL smiling
"Aw!" Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Sunset Shimmer say
"Lame" Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon say
It was pretty odd that Diamond Tiara and her friend said "lame", considering the most not-lame camper was arriving
"INCOMING!" Rainbow Dash screams as she swiftly zooms through the air and onto the boardwalk
"Hey, Dash!" Discord says "Where's your boat?"
"Who needs a boat when you're the fastest flyer in Equestria?" The blue pegasus replies with a smirk
"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo exclaims as she runs over to her. "I cannot believe that I'm on the same island as Rainbow Dash!"
"Believe it, kid! I'm sure to win the million dollars, and nothing's standing in my-" She was cut off by the sound of another arriving boat
"Hey dudes!" Soarin says as he's arriving
Rainbow Dash just stands there with a shocked face. Why was Soarin, one of her biggest, if not her biggest idol, competing in Discord's reality show?
"Hello Soarin!" Discord says as he helps him down his boat
Soarin quickly spots Rainbow Dash before anyone else. "Hey there, Dash!" He says, shaking her hoof
"H-h-hi.." The pegasus says nervously, while her friends just silently giggle at how shy she is around him
"Wow! Aren't you that guy from the Wonderbolts?" Spike asks getting dangerously close to him
"Yup! Soarin's the name, flying's my game!" The stallion says proudly
Rainbow Dash, still befuddled, quickly backs away to avoid any further embarrassment
The next boat held a familiar face. An especially familiar face to the crusaders and the two stuck up fillies
"Hello everyone!" Cheerilee says with a big grin
"Hi Miss Cheerilee!" The 3 girls say, also grinning
Before Discord could even arrive to the boat to help her down, Big Mac stepped in and did it himself
"Why thank you, Big Macintosh" She says, getting down from the boat
The 3 crusaders looked at each other with huge toothy smiles. They knew what was going on...
"Hello, Miss Cheerilee" Discord says with a friendly tone
"Hello Discord! Thank you so much for selecting me to participate in your little contest" The teacher says as she walks to the back of the dock "You are a true gentleman"
Discord smiled at this compliment "Well at least SOMEONE appreciates my accommodations!"
Cheerilee walks to the back of the dock and stands next to her students
Discord snapped his fingers, which created a small clipboard and a pencil. He grabs both of the items and looks at the clipboard. "Ok, 3 more contestants should be arriving, and they better be snappy! We only have so much time on our hands"
The next boat to arrive was coming rather slowly. A stallion stood on it with a regal look.
"Oh. My. Gosh." Twilight Sparkle says as her eyes widen and she stares from afar
Sunset Shimer gasps at the sight too, for the next camper to arrive was...
"Hello Flash Sentry!" Discord says as he greets the young guard
Twilight Sparkle could barely move
"What is he doing here?" "Why did Discord pick him?" "Does he still remember me?" All of these thoughts raced though the mare's head
Flash Sentry walked down the dock, graciously smiling at everyone he passed. He WAS a royal guard, after all. And like always, the two lovebirds met the same way
"Oof!"
The two both bump into each other and fall over. What else is new?
"Sorry" They both say at the same time, and look at each other
The two were completely speechless. It was almost as if they were the only ones there
"Um... Hey Twilight.." Flash says nervously as he gets up
"Hi, Flash.. It's nice to formally meet you" she says a bit less nervous than him
Sunset Shimmer was glad to see Twilight and Flash already forming a relationship. But not so glad to see them acting so awkward around each other, like they never met before or something
"Ugh, more lovebirds" Diamond Tiara scoffed "This isn't Total Sweetheart Island, ya know!"
"Yah!" Silver Spoon said
The next boat carried a delicate and shy pegasus. In fact, shy was part of her name
Discord was really happy to see her, since they formed a friendly relationship over time "Why, hello there Fluttershy! Good to see you!"
Fluttershy flies off the boat and lands on the dock. "It's good to see you too, Discord" she says "Thank you so much for letting me participate in your competition! I'm very thankful"
"Why, of course I invited you! You were my first choice actually" He says to her
They both share a friendly hug and Fluttershy's friends come to greet her
"Hi Fluttershy!" Spike said "How's Angel? Is he feeling any better?"
"A bit, thanks for asking" the pegasus says "He's still not supposed to go outside because of his flu"
"Well I hope he gets better" Spike says to her
"And we'll throw him a Get Well party too!" Pinkie Pie says with the sweetest grin plastered across her face
"Aw! I love having caring friends like you guys" Fluttershy says, as she walks to the back of the dock
Discord looked at his clipboard again. "OK, we have one more contestant arriving!"
"I hope it's Babs Seed!" Apple Bloom says
"You mean that loser from Manehatten?" Silver Spoon says
Applejack gives Silver Spoon a deadly glare
"She isn't a loser!" Sweetie Belle says
"Whatever" Diamond Tiara says, turning away
Apple Bloom glares at her with an extremely angry face. "I can't believe she has the nerve to talk about my own cousin like that!"
"Settle down, fillies" Discord says "It's not Babs Seed. It's-"
He was quickly cut off (shocker) by a beautiful voice
"It's me!" Rarity says, immediately as her boat approached the dock
Spike quickly spots Rarity on the boat and gets hearts in his eyes. All while Twilight just rolls hers.
"What? It's not like you ever had a crush" Spike said looking at Twilight
"Because I don't have a crush on anybody!" She exclaims
"Oh yeah? How about Flash Guard Guy? Huh?" Spike says as he points at Flash Sentry
Twilight Sparkle was about to say something, but merely ignored him and turned away
Rarity stands at the front of the boat with an irritated look
"Well isn't anypony going to help me down?" She says
"Brat" Gilda says
"I know, right?" Trixie says
"I-I'll help you down, Rarity!" Spike says, as he rushes to her boat and helps her out
"Why thank you, Spikey-Wikey" She says smiling at the baby dragon, who just blushes
"Well, that's everyone!" The draconequus says, as he snaps his fingers to make the clipboard disappear.
** CONFESSIONAL **
Apple Bloom: I still cannot believe Discord has the guts to bring that spoiled princess here! She's bullied me for so long! I can barely stand to stay here!
- STATIC -
Diamond Tiara: So apparently, I'm on the same island with the 3 blank flanks for half of the summer. Big deal! I can totally crush them like ice! It'll be a bit hard at first, but after I do it, it'll be so satisfying! *devilishly cackles*
"Now that everyone is here, it is time to select teams" Discord days as he grabs another clipboard "I already have the teams planned out, so don't bother asking to be on someone else's" He clears his throat and gets ready to read the names off.
"The first team will consist of.."
. Rarity
. Gilda
. Cheese Sandwich
. Spike
. Flash Sentry
. Pinkie Pie
. Diamond Tiara
. Soarin
. Silver Spoon
. Apple Bloom
"You 10 will now be known as..." Discord says "... The Screaming Parasprites!"
The team icon is green, with a picture of a smiling parasprite
"Cool!" Soarin says as he high fives Spike
** CONFESSIONAL **
Apple Bloom: I'M ON THE SAME TEAM WITH DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON AND I'M NOT EVEN WITH MY BEST FRIENDS?! GAHHH!"
- STATIC -
Pinkie Pie: I can't believe I'm on the same team with my best friends! Rarity, Cheese, Spike, and Apple Bloom! The others are OK, but Gilda, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon are really mean! Like, REALLY mean!
- STATIC -
Flash Sentry: The teams are pretty cool I guess. Too bad I'm not on the same team as Twilight... Sure, we barely ever interact with each other, but she's really sweet! *sigh* But she's a princess... Would she even talk to me?
- STATIC -
"OK, time to read off the next team's members" Discord says as he shuffles his papers "The next team will consist of..."
. Big Macintosh
. Scootaloo
. Fluttershy
. Sweetie Belle
. Applejack
. Trixie
. Rainbow Dash
. Cheerilee
. Sunset Shimmer
. Twilight Sparkle
"You 10 will now be known as..." Discord says "... The Killer Breezies!"
Fluttershy gasps at the name
"K-killer?" She said anxiously, while coming close to tears
"I don't think we'll be doing any killing, Fluttershy..." Rainbow Dash assured her friend
"But wouldn't it be so cool if we DID do killing?" Scootaloo said with an aggressive face. Which just caused Fluttershy to start crying and Rainbow Dash to facehoof
** CONFESSIONAL **
Cheerilee: Hmm.. I guess my team is full of pretty good people. I have my faithful students, sweet people like Fluttershy, and a gentlecolt like Big Mac. The only problem is Trixie... She's not such a team player
- STATIC -
Scootaloo: Trixie is the most...
- STATIC -
Sweetie Belle: Annoying
- STATIC -
Sunset Shimmer: Self Centered
- STATIC -
Applejack: No good
- STATIC -
Fluttershy: ... Not very nice...
- STATIC -
Twilight Sparkle: Show off on the island!
- STATIC -
Trixie: My team must be so happy to have me! I mean, who wouldn't want to be on the same team with the Great and Powerful Trixie?
- STATIC -
"Now before we start the very first challenge," the chaotic host says "Let me show you around camp. Would you follow me to your cabins?
Rarity gasped with delight
"Cabins! You mean those really nice and furnished ones in resorts?" The unicorn exclaimed with big eyes
"I guess you could say that.."
So they all walked with Discord to the cabins. The walk wasn't very long, but it wasn't super short either. Apple Bloom decides to talk to her friends about the whole "separate teams" thing
"Hey girls" the filly says "Can we talk?"
"Sure, AB, what's on your mind?" Scootaloo replies
"Well, about us being on different teams and all..." She replies while looking down sadly
"It's fine, Apple Bloom! It's not like we aren't friends anymore, right?" Sweetie Belle says
"Don't worry. We'll totally keep in touch!" Scootaloo says
"Well, OK then.." Apple Bloom says, still with a sad look "Too bad I'm stuck with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon"
"Yeah, that must stink" The handicapped pegasus says "They are so irritating! It's best you just ignore them, though"
"Believe me, I've been planning on ignoring those brats before this competition began!"
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were obviously walking together
"Ugh! My hooves hurt!" The pink filly complained "Are we almost there yet?"
"Almost" Discord says, walking a bit faster
Soarin and Spike we're talking about some boy things (It's not like I know my boys talk about, considering I'm not one) while Rainbow Dash was awkwardly following behind
** CONFESSIONAL **
Rainbow Dash: Before any of you get the wrong idea, no, I don't have a crush on Soarin. I'm just fascinated- um, I meant interested in what him and Spike are talking about. Plus, I mean, come on! He's a Wonderbolt! How could I miss the chance to talk to him?
- STATIC -
Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash and Soarin would make the cutest couple ever! Those two are perfect for eachother. They both seem to have a passion for flying, and-
Rainbow Dash: *is banging on the confessional door* I DO NOT LIKE HIM!
Fluttershy: *gets startled* Eep!
- STATIC -
"OK, we're here!" Discord says as he points to the two cabins
The Screaming Parasprites cabin was on the left while the Killer Breezies cabin was on the right. The cabins were in terrible condition. Even from the outside you could see how crude it looked. The wood was loose enough to give you a spliter, and the bugs surrounding it wasn't exactly helping either.
Rarity scoffs at this "This isn't an expensive cabin!" She says
"Well if you don't like the accommodations, the door's right there, missy!" Discord says, as he snaps his fingers, making a door appear out of nowhere
Rarity stuck up her nose and just kept minding her own business
"Mares get one side of the cabin while stallions get the other" Discord says keeping a close eye on everypony
"Ya mean" Big Mac asks "I get an entire side to mah self?"
"Indeed" Discord assures him
Big Mac grins at this, while his younger sisters just roll their eyes
"You all can get situated and figure out everything" The happy host says "After that, meet me in the mess hall with our chef"
Twilight Sparkle has a perplexed look on her face "There's a chef? Who?"
"You'll see" he then snaps his fingers and teleports to the mess hall
The princess just shrugged and went into her cabin
"I get the top bunk"
Diamond Tiara was already making orders, even before the competition actually began
"Now who made you leader?" Apple Bloom asks, walking closer to her
"Well, it's not like anyone else was being a leader" Diamond Tiara said as she flicked the other filly
"Hey!" Apple Bloom says, putting her hoof on her forehead
"Yeah! Diamond Tiara totally deserves top bunk!" Silver Spoon said, avenging her friend "Blank flank losers can sleep outside for all I care"
"Ugh! Would you idiots stop arguing?!" Gilda said "All of you stupid mares are stupid!"
"Redundant much?" Diamond Tiara asks "I get the top bunk!"
"No, I do!" Apple Bloom says
"I do!" Gilda says
"Diamond Tiara does!" Silver Spoon says
"I do!" Rarity says
"I do!" Pinkie Pie says while hopping around and laughing "Is this a game? Did I win?"
All of the girls (except a certain pink pony, for she still thought this was just a simple game) began quarreling loud enough for the boys on the other side to hear clearly
"Wow.. Girls, am I right?" Soarin asks, directing his hoof to the wall
Spike could totally relate to this "I know, right? All they do is bicker about the smallest things. Makeup, dolls, dresses"
"Not all girls are like that, Spike" Flash says "Twilight wouldn't waste her time talking about those things. She's so smart, talented, interesting..." He was cut off by all of his guy friends glaring at him "... Um.. Wh-what was I saying?"
"Pinkie Pie doesn't talk about any of that stuff either!" Cheese Sandwich said while smiling "She usually just talks about parties and cake! Which is why we're the best of friends!"
Spike then looked at the blue pegasus "Well, what does Rainbow Dash talk about?"
Soarin looked at Spike with a confused face "Huh? How would I know? It's not like we ever hang out anyways. At least, not after that whole Rainbow Falls incident. With her supposedly "broken" arms and stuff" he then kept walking to his bed "She's a pretty smart kid, though. I'm surprised she realized that her friends were more important than winning any competition. She's nice, I guess"
"So wanna pick beds?" Cheese Sandwich asks them "Because I really don't mind having bottom bunk"
"Cool! Then I guess I'll have top bunk" Spike says, as he climbs the bunk ladder
"Bottom bunk is fine with me" Flash says as he sits on the bed
"Sweet! Looks like me and my pal both have top bunks" Soarin says. He then flies to the top and lays there peacefully
** CONFESSIONAL **
Soarin: I guess you could say I see Spike as a close friend now. Not only is he amazed by my awesome flying skills, but I can really relate to the little guy. *chuckles* It's kind of funny that I'm making friends now.. You know, seeing how this is a competition and all..
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Spike: I cannot believe that me and Soarin are friends! *squeals, but quickly stops when he realized that he was on camera* Um.. I mean, pssh.. Whatever... *looks to his right and left* ... But seriously! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
The boys seemed to be getting alone way better than the girls. At least the girls on the SP. Let's take a quick gander at the girls on the KB, shall we?
There were four beds. Considering that there was an odd number of girls, one lucky girl could have two bunks all to herself
"Top bunk! Top bunk's mine!" Rainbow Dash says as she dashes to the top bunk faster than any other girl
"The great and powerful Trixie will have the next top bunk!" She says as she steps up to that one
"I'll sleep under Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo says as she jumps under her
"And I'll sleep under Trixie, just so it'll be like me and Scoots are next to each other
Scootaloo's eyes twinkled "I can't believe I'm sleeping with Rainbow Dash and Sweetie Belle at the same time!"
"Er... You might wanna find a better way to say that there sentence, sugar cube.." Applejack said to the filly, who was just now realizing how out of context that sounded
"You can have the top bunk, Twilight" Sunset Shimmer said to her friend
"No, you can! I insist" Twilight says back
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No-"
"Twilight, take the bottom bunk, Sunset, take the top. Just.. Stop talking!" Rainbow Dash said with an irritated expression
The two mares just shrugged and went on their beds
"I'll sleep on the bottom bunk" Cheerilee says "I don't mind if anyone wants the top"
"Um.. If it's not too much to ask.." Fluttershy says "Could I have the top bunk? If that's ok with you, of course.."
Cheerilee smiled at the mare "Of course! We're all friends here"
"Well I guess I have the other bed to myself!" Applejack says, as she plops herself on the top bunk
The stallion just paced around his room like an idiot
"Um... I guess I'll have this bed.. If everyone's OK with it" Big Mac says "Wait, no one else is here but me.."
And after a long and awkward silence, he went on the top bunk
"... Eeyup.."
- MESS HALL -
"Welcome, ponies!" Discord says, as his campers walk in "Are you ready for lunch?
"Ready as I'll ever be!" The pink pony says, as she stuffs a piece of cake in her face
"Will we be having croissants?" Rarity asked with twinkling eyes
"And all that other 'fancy people' food?" Applejack asks, also, with twinkling eyes
"Um... Sure.. Chef! Please come and serve the meals"
A familiar face walked in front of the serving area, wearing a chef hat and holding a boiling pot
Actually, a familiar slime
"Smooze? He's chef?" Sweetie Belle asks
"Isn't he your friend that almost ruined the entire gala?" Rarity asks
"Come on now, guys. Smooze didn't do it on purpose" Fluttershy says softly
"Ew! But he's so slimy and disgusting!" Silver Spoon says, hiding behind Diamond Tiara
Smooze, not having much clue what was going on, just smilled and kept working
"Line up, guys!" Discord says "And I'll tell you what the first challenge is later
So everyone lined up to get their lunch. It was one of those "moving lines". Y'know, where you walk through, get your food, you get the gist
Smooze used a ladle to dump the "lunch" on everyones tray. Well, at least they thought it was lunch. They hardly knew if it was edible
"Yuck" Rainbow Dash said "Do you expect me to eat this slop?"
Smooze just kept dumping food on her tray. It was his job, after all
"That's fine, thank you.." Rainbow Dash said gravely as she went to her table to eat her sad excuse for a meal
"Um... I'm not hungry, thank you!" Apple Bloom said while sweating
Smooze just ignored her and dumped the food on her plate
She gulped and sat down
When Fluttershy walked up to get her food, Smooze placed a lump of meat on her plate
"Oh no! I-I don't eat meat!" She nervously assured the Smooze "Oh.. poor little animal..."
Gilda just took the pony's lunch "I'll take that, thank you very much"
Fluttershy sighed and sat back down
"I think my food just moved.." Flash said as he stared down at it
While everyone was unwillingly eating their gruel, they began to talk
"I still can't believe we have to eat this" Diamond Tiara said "If this chaos guy has one million dollars, why can't he spare to buy some half decent food?!"
"Yeah! Diamond Tiara, like, so totally deserves better" Silver Spoon says. People were getting tired of how much she kissed up to her
Apple Bloom tried really hard to stomach down her lunch, but it wasn't very easy "When I get the money, I'm definitely gonna buy me a life size toothbrush! It'll take years to get this terrible taste out of my mouth"
Gilda was carelessly stuffing the "food" in her mouth like there was no tomorrow
"Wait, you actually enjoy this stuff?" Spike asks the griffin
"Yeah right. It's not like I'm gonna starve myself" She replies with her usual rude tone
The Killer Breezies weren't enjoying their lunch so much either
"And I thought my cooking was bad" Sweetie Belle said
"Eeyup" Big Mac says with a grossed out face
"So what do you guys think the first challenge will be?" Fluttershy asked
"It's our first challenge! How hard could it be?" Rainbow Dash says to her friend
And there they stood, on top of a 1,000 ft. cliff above the water
Everyone stood there with their jaws dropped in fear
"... Oh snap.."
That's part 1! Thanks for reading and please leave a review if that isn't too much trouble
And here are the teams in case you forgot
Screaming Parasprites
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Apple Bloom
Pinkie Pie
Flash Sentry
Soarin
Spike
Cheese Sandwich
Gilda
Rarity
Killer Breezies
Big Macintosh
Cheerilee
Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle
Sunset Shimmer
Trixie
Applejack
Sweetie Belle
Fluttershy
Scootaloo
And here's a quick reference guide of the characters:
Twilight Sparkle - The Adorkable Genius
Rainbow Dash - The Tomboy
Pinkie Pie - The Cute Clown
Fluttershy - The Bashful Animal Lover
Rarity - The Prissy Princess
Applejack - The Sporty Redneck
Spike - The Loyal Buddy
Apple Bloom - The Intelligent Filly
Scootaloo - The Wild Child
Sweetie Belle - The Exceptional Singer
Diamond Tiara - The Spoiled Brat
Silver Spoon - The Cronie
Cheerilee - The Devoted Teacher
Big Mac - The Guy on the Farm
Cheese Sandwich - The Super Duper Party Pony
Flash Sentry - The Royal Guard
Gilda - The Tough Powerhouse
Sunset Shimmer - The Reformed Villain
Trixie - The Boasting Magician
Soarin - The Brainless Wonderbolt
CONTINUES IN PART 2