"Ah!" I yelled as I jumped down to the street and ran for my life "Get the fck back here!" screamed a voice, I shook my head and almost ran into a street lamp, I turned and dashed down the sidewalk "Hell no!" I yelled, Mina and Annie now floating on either side of me "Subject, why are you running from her?" Mina asked me, now comfortably sitting on my shoulder (how the hell can she just sit there?)
I huffed and jumped over a fence into somebody's yard "Dammit Yuki!" came the voice again, I turned and hissed at Maki, ears and tail appearing "You'll never catch me coppers!" I cried and jumped onto the roof and began my way to the next roof, then the next, then the next.
Then Kaki blocked my escape in her character transformation with Hidu "Stop right there bitch!" she growled, my eyes widened in fright "Ah! Maki! Kaki Scary!" I whined, now running towards her, pummeling her to the ground, Maki just raised her eyebrows while I hugged her leg and Kaki jumped down in front of us.
"You have to get your blood sampled Yuki, it's for your own safety!" came the ever sweet, only one of my girl-friends ( . .) that had not tried to commit suicide by crazy illness nor had she murdered someone; Amu. I shrieked as Kaki moved toward me "RAPE!" I screamed when she touched my arm and I darted away, Maki and Kaki sighed, Amu simply looked worried.
"I HATE NEEDLES!" I screamed extremely loudly and darted away from the three Maki and Kaki simply; practically appeared in front of me, I screamed and heard a horrible thing that sent me darting behind my pursuers(?) "Yuki-kinz~!". Maki and Kaki started hauling me off as my boy friend(literally~) came into view "Yuki-kinz~" he sung again, "Stay away from me!" I yelled as Maki and Kaki hauled me off to stick a needle in me.
~Magical Gay Awesome Line Break~
"OUCH; DO ANY OF YOU EVEN HAVE MEDICAL EXPERIENCE?" I yelled loudly as Kaki stuck a needle in my arm, "Mack taught me a little." she said, her voice sad as she mentioned our recently deceased friend, and of course being amazing I had to change the mood "BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT?" I screamed once again and pointed accusingly at her outfit, she was wearing a floozy(DON'T QUESTION ME!) looking white nurses outfit that went down to the middle of her thighs with a red cross on her chest, white stockings that went to her knees; the dress was sleeve-less by the way, red gloves with white crosses on the back of the hands, and a little white cap with a red cross and red rimming.
Kaki just grinned "BECAUSE I'M THE NURSE OF THE FAMILY!" she declared loudly and smugly,Maki, who was now undoing my restraints, just sighed at her. Maki was wearing a similar uniform that Kaki forced her into for who knows what reason and pulling at the bottom every couple minutes, I stared at Kaki "Speaking of outfits-" I started, "We weren't talking about outfits." Amu, in all her pink glory interuppted, I ignored her "-weren't you wearing a different one before?" I finished. Kaki looked at her outfit, then shrugged "I don't know." "You seriously don't remember?" Maki asked, Kaki nodded and as Maki finally undid the last restraint I jumped up.
"Whats wrong with my family?" I yelled loudly, then blinked "I said family didn't I?" Maki and Kaki nodded, then they both jumped on me "SISTER MOMENT!" They yelled loudly and suddenly and randomly. I started kicking and I was dragged off again. "Where to now?" I asked casually as I was dragged down the sidewalk, as I had now given up trying to escape their steel grips. Hidu sat on my head, writing something while Annie drew on my shoulder. And my newest character; Proserpine, the perfect maid floated Formally(Is that possible?) Next to my head.
Kaki hit me on the head, "Home of course, to see Lucy-Onee-chan!" she barked like I had just broken a law, well its not like a haven't I can remember commiting quite a few counts of murder, BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT! I'M INNOCENT ITS MEANIE XSIES FAULT! "Xsies?" Maki suddenly asked, I blinked and realized I had just said that aloud. I just shrugged "Ya'll already know I'm mentally unstable, so why should it matter?" I replied casually, Kaki shrugged as well "She actually has a good point." she pointed out.
I smiled smugly then I realized she had murmured "For once..." after that and whined "Hey! That's mean!" Maki and Kaki then ignored me. We arrived at their house shortly and as soon as we walked in Lucy stormed over "Where the hell were you guys!" she asked loudly, Kaki glowed and glomped Lucy "I'M SORRY LUCY-ONEE-CHAN!" she yelled loudly, Maki walked to the living room and I followed after.
I turned on the TV and watched a re-run of 'Inuyasha' and Kaki soon sat next to me and we both glowed and drooled at Sesshomaru, and we all yelled "KAWAII!" (Cute) when we saw Rin, and screamed "BLEH!" when we saw Jaken, and before you say anything; yes. we are very expressive with our emotions. Nobody in out lives care besides Amu and some of the extremlely rare sane people in our lives since we all mostly belong in a mental hospital, preferably one with foam rooms and straight jackets.
Speaking of straight jackets, I do believe Kaki has one stashed away somewhere, yes she does have some unique problems, but~ we all do~. Finished with my mental conversations to myself I suddenly decided to hide behind the TV, Maki new enough to ignore me, as did Kaki; but Lucy didn't so she stared at me "What are you doing Yuki?" she asked me, I didn't answer. Instead I stared at the door as Nick burst in "Yuki-kinz~, where are you~" he practically sung.
I shivered and Maki looked at Lucy "Does that answer your question?" she now replied for me, Lucy nodded "Yes, Yes it does. Thank you." she said simply while Nick asked Kaki where I was, and her, being the b*tch she is pointed at the TV, I glared at her from underneath the TV, she just shrugged as I was pulled out from underneath the TV by my waist and was picked up by none other than my perverted boyfriend; who I note, only got worst after I became his girlfriend.
Nick smiled at me "Found you!" I simply sighed, "Hello Nick." I said, Kaki pouted from lack of fight, Maki jumped up as Ikuto sat next to her and moved to the other side of the couch. Annie flew over to her and drew on her cheek. Maki ignored her, already too tired with it to do anything about it, knowing she'll just continue drawing on her. Mina floated on top of Kaki's head, along with all the other chara's that weren't drawing on people's faces.
They were talking about taking over the 'Kiddy kings' kingdoms again, well Mina was, the rest were kind of ignoring her. I walked over to the couch and glaced at my characters then I turned to Ikuto "Your a horrible influence on my characters." I said pointedly, he shrugged and sat next to Maki.
Hidu sighed and floated away from the character 'meeting' and muttered "I honestly think the vampire King is better..." and I'm pretty sure Mina heard her because a dark aura started coming from her and her fist clenched and she giggled, hm. Never seen her like this before, I of course, watched. Hidu froze in horror when Mina giggled, as did everyone else, including the humans, well besides me and Proserpine.
Mina grinned toothily at Hidu, "What was that,, Subject? Is this betrayal I hear?" she asked demonicly; I think Proserpine shuddered, I went into a ball, Nick sat next to me and hugged me, Maki I think hugged Ikuto, he chuckled. I do believe I remembered a loud 'BANG' but when I looked again, she was indeed hugging him. Though I couldn't see his face. Hum.
Mina was now walking in the air up to Hidu who was shivering and twitching with fright, I stared and hid behind Proserpine; who, upon sensing my discomfort, became full-sized. Like when we fought her in the Elfen Lied realm. POOR MACK! Anyway, blinking away tears here. Mina placed a hand on Hidu's shoulder and Hidu was so frightened she hit the ceiling as Mina just grinned toothily, like Grell does...Sebastian...Michealis...Woah, where did that thought come from?
Anyway, All of us were staring, wide-eyed at the demonic Mina-sama; I had to add that, I can't help but feel as though she could hear my thoughts. Mina was wispering things to Hidu so nobody could hear but we could all see her nodding like a robot, and we could all hear her squeak "Y-yes..Mina-sama..." and we all watched her dart behind Kaki as Mina's dark aura suddenly glowed brightly and flowers sprouted around her and I do believe we all thought WTF? PMS MUCH?
Mina now smiled sweetly and grabbed Proserpine's and Annie's hands and floated away with them "Come along subjects~!" she sung, They flew out the door and we all shared looks before I realized what happened and jumped up "YOU GUYS! DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND! I GAVE BIR- WELL NOT REALLY BUT I MADE YOU COME INTO EXISTENCE- YEAH THAT ONE SOUNDS BETTER! COME BACK HERE!" I screamed and ran after my rouge characters.
~Informative Randomness~
I finally caught up to them in the park, I huffed "What the hell you guys…What are you doing?" I asked them as I noticed they were gaping at something and walked over "You guys?" I asked and slipped as they gasped and they all flew after me "NO! YUKI!" They yelled as everything got dark.
I woke up with a gasp and sat up and looked around as a loud, horrible scream ran through the air. And a very charred, and limping man ran past me. I lied back down and groaned, seeing all the trees and smelling nothing in the air and simply said "Well, what a nice welcoming party….Were not in Kansas anymore nobody."
