I figured I ought to write a Canada-based fic, mostly because he's my favorite character. For a long time, I couldn't figure out what to do. Then I read MLIA. This will be AU.
I don't own MLIA, or APH, or Canada. The global domination plans fell through. Again.
"OH-EM-GEE!" I sighed. Alfred was being annoying again. "MATT, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"
"You sound like a teenage girl, Al." Poking around in my closet, I finally found my hoodie. Oh, Dad must've washed it. "If you've magically grown breasts, I don't want to see them, eh." Zing.
"That's not it!" Annnd now he was whining. "Just come look, it's important!"
"If it'll shut you up." I headed downstairs, only to see that a snowplow was just starting on the end of our street. I sucked in a breath. "Oh no fucking way, eh."
"I know, right?" Alfred was jumping and down. "They're trying to steal our snow day and-wait, Matt, where're you going? We have to stop the-why do you have your hockey stick? Matt? MATT?"
Alfred watched from the kitchen as I bolted out the door, holding my hockey stick, and screaming bloody murder.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM OUR SNOW, EH!!!" The truck drove off, leaving the entire street unplowed. Alfred would later swear he saw the truck driver sweating and panicking as he checked his mirror for crazy Canadians.
About two hours later, the teenage boys were making snow angels. Arthur, their dad, had decided the roads were not safe to drive on. "It's bloody well like committing suicide! Stupid road-cleaning gits!"
"Ah~" Matthew smiled, a total look of bliss and contentment on his face. "I love snow days!"
Alfred rolled his eyes and inched away. This explained why Dad tried to hide the hockey sticks.
Today, when I saw the snow plow, I ran outside with my dad's hockey stick and chased it down the street. The truck sped away, leaving my street unplowed. I'm not usually this violent, I just really want a snow day. MLIA
Yeah, I couldn't resist. It's short though… I love writing pissed!Canada~ It's so much fun! Oh, and I don't own that MLIA. There's never any snow where I live. *sobs in corner*