Idiot Magi Billy Magica
The school dance is coming tonight and Billy has no girl to go out with. After school during the day of the dance, Billy and Irwin are walking home to school. Irwin decides to brag to Billy that he will get Mandy to go with him.
"Hey Billy. Guess who I'm taking to the dance.", said Irwin.
"Grim.", said Billy.
"No."
"Yogi Bear"
"No."
"Scooby Doo"
"No!", said Irwin with some anger in it.
"Your mom."
"ITS MANDY, YO! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER!"
"I thought we're playing a game.", said Billy.
"Whatever yo.", said Irwin as he approached to Mandy's house.
"Mandy! Would you like to go to the dance with me?!", shouted Irwin only to have a piano fall onto him.
"I take that as a yes!", said Irwin.
"[Sigh] I wish I could have a girl.", said Billy, "Oh wait, I remember something!"
But then he remembers that he has Grim. He had a light bulb appearing on his head and ate it. The boy than ran home as fast he could. Grim on the other hand is watching Card captor Sakura because he loves that show.
"Ho-eh!", cried Sakura before she was eaten gruesomely by a giant abomination of hell.
That never happened in the real show, but its Billy and Mandy. All of this is a parody and stuff as morbid as this always happen in the show.
"Hah ha ha ha. I love this show.", said Grim, "Its so cute and always makes me happy."
"GRIM!", cried Billy.
"What is it Billy?", said Grim in a more depressing tone.
"I need a girl for the school dance."
"And why should I help you get a girl? Using me scythe for your personal gain always cause more trouble."
"Name me one time that...", said Billy.
"Wiggy Jiggy Jed.", interrupted Grim.
"How about..."
"The time I gave you an A."
"Okay, I get it. But I just want a girl for one night."
"No."
"Very well. I just got a call from Sakura-chan.", said Billy.
"Its not going to work Billy. I know she's just an anime character.", said Grim.
"Darn it. I was also trying to get you into the live presentation of the remake of the series."
"Really? No, you must be lying."
"I have the ticket for it right here."
"Give me!"
Billy threw the ticket as far as he can and Grim ran after it to retrieve it. Billy used this chance to grab Grim's scythe to get himself a girl for the school dance. He rips up a portal and appear a girl of Billy's dreams.
Billy drooled and snot slowly came out of his nose. The girl was clearly older and taller than him. She has a long black hair with violet eyes. She wore a uniform with a purple neckerchief, a white and purple dress, and long black stockings. She had an emotionless expression and she glared at Billy.
"You're pretty.", said Billy with an idiotic tone and he giggled.
"Billy! These are tickets to your old DethKlok concert!", cried Grim.
He grabbed his scythe back and looked at the girl that Billy summoned. His jaw then dropped literally. He got it back together and was surprised that the girl was not surpried at all.
"What is the meaning of this?", asked the girl.
"I need you to come with me in the school dance.", said Billy.
"That's it."
"Yeah."
"You interrupted me while I was witch hunting for something so trivial."
"Yes."
"Don't even try to escape because its pointless when Billy is around. He will find you.", said Grim.
"I'm Billy, what's your name miss?", asked Billy.
"Homura. Akemi Homura.", said Homura, "Or is it Homura Akemi since in America the first name goes first. I'm guessing I'm in America."
"Are you Chinese? You sound really Chinese.", asked Billy.
"I'm Japanese thank you very much.", replied Homura.
"Do you eat Chinese food everyday?", asked Billy.
"For the last time, I'm not Chinese.", said Homura with some anger in her voice.
"Its quite impressive that you could speak English even though you live in Japan.", said Grim.
"Its part of the curriculum in my school.", replied Homura.
"Say, that gem of yours. Is it your soul gem?", asked Grim.
"How did you know?", asked Homura.
"I am the Grim Reaper. I know stuff about souls and the super natural. Magical girls are no exception even though it has some galactic origins. My apologies for asking you so much questions. Lately I have found magical girls to be really interesting.", said Grim.
"I see.", said Homura.
"Do you know kung fu like those movies? How is the air in China?", asked Billy.
"Is there a way to shut this idiot up?!", begged Homura.
"Not really.", replied Grim.
"Come on. We need to prepare for tonight.", said Billy as he drags Homura away.
"Remember Billy. Magical girls are girls with magic. They hunt down monsters known as witches and collect what is known as grief seeds from them. One big thing to note is to never get them in a state of despair. Otherwise they will...", said Grim before noticing that the two of them are gone.
"That figures. I already feel bad for Homura.", said Grim, "Time for me to watch some more Card Captor Sakura."
Now time for an idiot montage.
Note* I do not hate Homura at all, in fact I love Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I'm just trying to stick with the nature of the Billy and Mandy cartoon.