Ibiki sighed, sitting down in his comfy chair. He giggled like a little girl and pulled out a box of Twinkies. Yes, Twinkies. Those funny little sugar-filled cake products. Ibiki smiled and carefully opened the box. A golden ray of light fell onto the box's contents. Ibiki reached into the box and selected a random Twinkie, carefully eating it, savoring every morsel of Twinkie.
Everyone thought he was a stern-faced interrogator, but really, he liked nothing more than to just sit in his comfy chair watching soap operas eating Twinkies. He spent almost half of his pay on Twinkies. As a matter of fact, He was the number one purchaser of Twinkies in the whole Naruto world! That's a lot of Twinkies! Ibiki finished the box of Twinkies and got up, stretching.
"Gotta go to work…" He mumbled, going into his room to change. (His room is filled with Twinkies and Twinkie-related things…) When he finished changing for work he grabbed his lunchbox. (Yes, it had Twinkies on it.) and walked out of the door. As he left though, He grabbed one last Twinkie and placed it into his pocket.
A/N: yeah….Who knew Ibiki-San liked Twinkies?! Ah well, in the words of Ayame Sohma 'we all have one, two or three secret gardens we can't share with everyone!'
p.s.-I don't own Ibiki, Naruto, Ayame Sohma, Fruits basket or Twinkies for that matter. But I do own Ibiki's chair…