Afternoon Interlude

By: Amy Yuy

So I was flipping through some FMA pictures and this one picture inspired me. And this is what happened....I apologize in advance. There is not a whole lot of plot. It's going to be really short, but so is Ed so it all works out! *You can hear Ed screaming in the closet about being called short* I need to go coddle my bishy......hehehe

Roy Mustang, has so many things that he needs to get done, but instead he is slacking off. 'I wonder when Ed will be back. God I sound like a love sick teenager! Pull yourself together!' A knock at his door pulled him from his thoughts. "Come in"

Ed opened the door to reveal the man he had traveled two hours to see. "Hey!"

"Ed you're suppose to be investigating that new lead." Roy tries to not run across the room like he wants to. It's only been a week since Ed left but it has felt like an eternity.

"Al said he could handle it for a little while. He told me to leave and clear my head so I would stop mopping about." Ed smirks as he approaches Roy. "So do you think you can come up with a way to clear my head?"

"Oh I think I can COME up with something" Roy said as he leaned down to kiss Ed. The kiss held all the pent up passion they had for each other. It was quickly progressing to new levels when someone knocked on the door. "Crap" Roy whispers to Ed "You aren't suppose to be here, you are going to have to hide."

Ed looks around for a good place for him to hide but there are none. "But where am I going to hide?"

"Under my desk? You should fit." Roy said with out thinking.

"Are you calling me short!" Ed grumbled.

"Of course not, but we don't have time for this Ed! Just get under my desk!" Roy said as he shoved Ed under the desk. In a normal tone "Come in!"

Hawkeye walks in with a large stack of papers. "Sir? Who were you talking to?"

"No one, Hawkeye!" Roy said trying to remain calm.

"But I heard voices.." Hawkeye said as she looked around the room.

"Oh, that! I had my phone on speaker! I was setting up a date for tonight!" Mustang laughs nervously.

During this conversation Ed has come up with a wicked little idea. He is sitting between Roy's legs, and he figures while he is there he could be bad. He unzips Roy's pants. He proceeds to give Roy the most amazing blow job he can.

Roy's eyes get huge. "So what do you have there?" He asks trying to keep his voice normal.

"Oh, just some paper work for you to sign. Sir? Are you feeling alright? Your face is all red.." Hawkeye starts to come around the desk.

"OH! No I am feeling very ill. I think I will be going home for the rest of the day!" Roy said in panic since Riza would be able to see Ed and what he is doing if she came around the desk.

"Sir, would you like me to call a doctor for you?" Hawkeye is obviously concerned now.

"No, I think I just need a little rest and relaxation. I will see you tomorrow!" Roy said dismissing Riza. She walks out looking turning to look at him before she leaves. "Are you sure?"

"Yes I am positive!" Roy could not stop the groan from escaping. But Riza left figuring he would call a doctor if he felt the need.

"ED! We need to go to my place right NOW!" Roy said as he pulled Ed out from under the desk. The two of them ran all the way to Roy's place and did not emerge until late afternoon the next day. Riza was very worried but was reassured when Roy showed up to work looking better then he had in weeks.

So thats what came out of my perverse little mind. Tell me what you think!