Talk Show Fananza

What happens when I'm in a talk show, interviewing the Sailor Senshi? Will secrets be revealed? Or will it be boring and retarded?

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Ritual Of Light: Welcome to Ritual Of Light's Secret Revelations of the Sailor Senshi! On the show today, we will have all the Sailor Senshi!! ^-^ Please give around of boo's..i mean applause to Makoto!! AkA Sailor Jupiter.

Makoto: ~in a stupid voice~ Hi everyone!!!! ~falls~ Gahh!!!!

Ritual of Light: ~mutters~ Stupid ass..

Makoto: ~Getting up~ I'm Okay! I swear!!!!!

Ritual Of Light: Yea, sure…what ever. Any ways…ready for the questy-ions??? ~blinks all girlish like~

Makoto: Yes! Of course!

Ritual of Light: Your retarded.

Makoto: I know! ^_^

Ritual of Light: That was an insult.

Makoto: How can you tell? O.o

Ritual of Light: GaH forget it! Anywayz…..what is your opinion about Usagi- Chan being the Sailor Senshi Leader AND moon princess?

Makoto: Well…~starts to have those lil waterfall tears coming~ IT'S NOT FAIR! IT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO USAGI! USAGI ALWAYS GETS THE GUY! WHY?! IS QUEEN SERENITY RACIST!!!??

Ritual Of Light: O.O… riighht. K on to the next question.

Makoto: Okie Dokie!

Ritual Of Light: ~Mutters~ fruitcake.. ~back to normal voice~ ANYWAYZ! Do you like being in a green miniskirt? I mean. The color really doesn't suit you.

Makoto: Green? I thought I had a blue miniskirt.

Ritual Of Light: Um No. That's Mercury. How dense ARE you?

Makoto: I'm taking a guess but I bet a lot! Hee! ^_^

Ritual Of Light: ~sweatdrop~ Gah! NEXT PLEASE!!!!

A fat officer dude drags Makoto away.

Makoto: REVENGE WILL BE MINE! I AM THE SENSHI OF THE MOON!!!!

Ritual of Light: How can they let that moron be a Sailor Senshi?! Has this world gone totally mad! Oh well. Rei-Chan's next! ^-^

Rei: Hi Ritual of Light.

Ritual of Light: Suppy girl! ^-^ Ready for the questions that make no sense at all?!

Rei: ~sweatdrop~ Um..Sure. o.o;

Ritual Of Light: Are you over Mamoru or are you just pretending not to so Usagi can be happy with him.

Rei: What are you talking about? Mamoru is MINE!

Ritual Of Light: Ahem. I thought he was Usagi's. They have a future daughter you know.

Rei: Oh you don't know?

Ritual of Light: What don't I know?

Rei: Chibi-Usa is not Mamoru's kid. Usagi is the mother no doubt but Mamoru ain't the father.

Ritual of Light: GaH! Than who is???! O.O

Rei: Prince Diamond.

Ritual of Light: O.O Does he know?

Rei: No.

Ritual of Light: Screwy.

Rei: I don't really care! Atleast there isn't a bond between Odango Atama and Mamoru.

Ritual Of Light: I thought she was your best friend?

Rei: Well when I was watching Jerry Springer and there was an epi that this girl was sleeping with her best friends boyfriend. So I was like screw it I'm ganna try!

Ritual Of Light: Your kewl! Damn girl your sticking with me! Wanna be my assitant??

Rei: k

Ritual Of Light: Sawweeett!!! Your bean bag chair is right over there! ~points~

Rei: YaY red! ~sits down and than oinks~

Ritual of Light: o.o

Rei: ^_^

Ritual of Light: Our next Guest is um..~reads the card squinting~ Mii..Mo..na..ki. Monaki!

Rei: Um Ritual?

Ritual of Light: Ya?

Rei: The spells Minako. Not Monaki.

Ritual of Light: OoOoOoOOoOoOH…..I knew that! O.o



Rei: Suurreee.

Ritual: k Minako come outie!

Minako: ~walks in crying insanley~ WAAAA!!!!!!!

Ritual: What's wrong with you? O.o

Minako: ~Sniffles~ I…I…I lost my pixie stix! WAAA!!

Ritual: Aheemm…o.o

Minako: I'M GOING HOME!!!!! ~cries and runs out of the stage~

Ritual: Well, that when fast.

Rei: Yea.o.o

Ritual: Wells. That's all for now. Till tomarrow…or somethinnggg. Buh bYe.

Rei: ByYee!!



Toooooo Beeeeeeeee Continueeeeddddddd………….



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