A/N: This is a cute little parody to What is this Feeling from Wicked. However, just because it is a Wicked parody doesn't mean it's just Wicked! Count how many other Broadway show references you can and put them in your review
Jana loved theater and all things performing. So when she heard her junior high school was doing a talent show, she knew her act was going to be a Broadway vocal. But what song would she sing? Phantom, Les Mis, Hamilton, Newsies, Anastasia, Mean Girls, or her favorite, Wicked? All these thoughts ran through her head, so to try to clear them, she used a method her kindergarten teacher taught her. Write a letter to herself in her head. That would filter all the exciting ideas. So she began.
Dear Jana,
There's been some confusion at my junior high this year
I want to do the talent show
But I'm not sure what to perform
All those lovely, pretty, theatrical songs
Yes!
There's been some confusion for you see, you see my dear
I (accented) WANT to sing my FAVORITE song, but I DONT know what to CHOOOOSE
bell rings* BONG BONG BONG BONG
(10 note musical interlude as Jana walks down the hallway)
Why am I conflicted, I'm feeling so blue
Choosing a favorite isn't something I do
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
I feel a strange feeling!
Eliza in the flames!
Regina's dirty games!
Yeahhhh (slides up)
Broadway!
Oh my favorite, it's Broadway
I can't make... up my own mind!
Once upon a December is the show
But the song I'm doing I don't know!
It's all because of Broadway!
One more day, oh jeez, oh Broadway!
The voices so stroooooong!
Though I do admit my obsession is strange
But I know that my opinions change
And I will be loving, loving it my whooooole life
Looooooonnnnnnggggg!! *stands on table, singing into pencil*
Teacher: Excuse me, Jana, what are you doing?
Jana (flustered, but happy): Nothing! Just had a great idea about the talent show!
What do YOU think Jana sang for her school talent show? Review and share your thoughts!
