I was listening to "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus when this idea came to me! I'm not really a Miley Cyrus fan, but this song is AWESOME and it gave me a this idea! Win-win!

Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or the song "7 Things" (hey that rhymes!)


7 Things

Verse One:

He probably shouldn't

Feel this

But Frodo gets

So mad

When he thinks about

The Precious

And the connection

That he once had

It was evil

And he destroyed it

It's impossible for him

Not to be effected

When he was in

Mount Doom

He destroyed Bilbo's

Heirloom

But everyone knows

How it goes

Chorus One:

The seven things he hates about

The Ring

The seven things he hates about

The Ring

The Ring

Its pain

Its rein

Its evil

It makes tasks impossible

Makes him invisible to let him hide

Good or bad, you decide

It made Gollum obsessed

And it led him to his death.

He wants to be

Ridden of its power.

And the seventh thing

He hates most about the Ring

It was powerful bling.

Verse Two:

It's scary and bad

As the journey took its toll

It was full of the

Wrath of Smeagol

He tried to kill the Hobbits

Oh he wanted it

And Frodo knew it

It was clear

The Ring's not coming back

Frodo knows the seven steps

Yeah

Chorus Two:

The seven things he hates about

The Ring

Its pain

Its rein

Its evil

It makes tasks impossible

Makes him invisible to let him hide

Good or bad, you decide

It made Gollum obsessed

And it led him to his death.

He wants to be

Ridden of its power.

And the seventh thing

He hates most about the Ring

It was powerful bling.

Verse Three:

There are too many bad things

About the Ring to write

So here are some things

That Frodo thinks are all right

Chorus Three:

The seven things he likes

About the Ring

It's bold

It's gold

It's history

It creates mystery

Makes him invisible to let him hide

Good or bad, let him decide

It came from Isildur

With resistance like never before

And Frodo feels secure

But he wants to be

Ridden of its power.

And the seventh thing

He likes about the Ring

It was powerful bling


I just thought this would be a fun thing to write and it was! If you liked it, please review!