Sirius could hardly believe his eyes. There was Moony, his best mate, the last remaining Marauder beside him, walking down the street - with a girl on his arm! And not just any girl, no - a black-haired beauty with killer heels was walking arm in arm with him, her high laugh ringing out at something he had just said.
When had his friend gotten so successful with the girls? This was the third beautiful woman he'd seen his best mate with within the last few weeks, and each of them seemed delighted to be spending time with the aging werewolf. He absolutely had to know how Remus was doing it; Sirius had always been popular with the girls, but these were women, not the schoolgirls that had fawned over him!
The next day Remus visited him at Grimmauld Place, and as soon as his friend was inside the door Sirius rounded on him.
"Who are all those beautiful women, and how are you so popular with them?" he asked in exasperation; a stunning redhead had accompanied Remus to the door and left after giving him a kiss, and Sirius was dying to know how his friend had managed that.
Remus blinked at his long-time friend before bursting into laughter.
"What?" Sirius whined. "You walk around with all these sexy birds on your arm and expect me not to be curious?"
"Sirius," Remus gasped through his laughter. "You do know I'm dating Dora, right?"
"Yes, but-" suddenly Sirius understood, and Remus laughed harder at his face.
"I need a drink," Sirius huffed, dragging his laughing friend to the kitchen. "Lucky dog, dating a Metamorphmagus..."