Diana: hi everyone! Welcome to…
Tomas: DIE RAOUL DIE!
Diana: whispers Tomas, don't scream it!
Crowd: stares at Tomas
Diana: I know, I'm new to this, 'Die Raoul Die' thing, but I'll try my best. PhantomPhan111 is the best writer, and I know that I can't be better than PhantomPhan111.
Lorena: PhantomPhan111 will be missed.
Camille: are we going to kill Raoul or what?
Diana: oh, right, anyways….
Tomas: BRING IN THE FOP!
Random fat dude: *throws Raoul on the ground*
Erik: whispers to me I thought you had a body guard, not a fat guy!
Diana: whispers back I know! But it's my brother's fault!
Raoul: huh? What's going on? Where's my hairbrush?
Diana: burns hairbrush
Raoul: wow, you suck at this.
Diana: shut up. Anyways… here's our guest host… Catherine Zeta Jones!
Catherine: hi everybody!
Crowd: cheers
Diana: so, read the card.
Catherine: ok. gets a card ooh… this is good….
Lorena: what is it, Catherine?
Catherine: Antonio Banderas gets to come here, and he's going to play as Zorro and get his whip and whip Raoul's hair off!
Diana: ANTONIO BANDERAS?
Catherine: yeah! He's going to use his sword to make scars and random stuff and torture him!
Camille: omg!
Antonio: runs in what? What? What?
Diana: you get to torture Raoul!
Antonio: cool! So, what do I do?
Catherine: change into this hot Zorro outfit will you?
Antonio: you still can't get over the kiss, can you?
Catherine: maybe…
Three hours later
Lorena: it takes him that long to get into the Zorro outfit?
Diana: not my fault!
Zorro: I got my sword! And whip!
Diana: finally!
Raoul: my hair is hotter than your outfit!
Zorro: lets just see how long can it stay on your head…
Raoul: uh oh…
Erik: he shouldn't had said that….
six hours of torture
Raoul: screams like a girl my hair! My beautiful hair! explodes
Tomas: ugh! I'll get the mop.
Diana: so… he exploded…
Tomas: can someone get the janitor here?
Diana: let me guess, you didn't hire a janitor,
Tomas: he got too old and died.
Lorena: umm wow…
Diana: where's Antonio Bandera and Catherine Zeta Jones?
Tomas: opens the closet uh… I think I found them..
Antonio Banderas; making out with Catherine Zeta Jones
Camille: didn't have to see that…
Diana: ok… that's all for…
Crowd: Die Raoul Die!
Diana: see ya! walks off the stage with all of my friends but Camille
Camille: you know, Antonio, your wife is watching.
Antonio: I don't care, Catherine is hot!
Camille: ok…