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Rating: PG
Author's Note: This is a humor fanfiction. Please read and review!!!!! Enjoy!!!
When Mutant X Goes Shopping!!!
Chapter 1: Shalimar and Emma will go
Sanctuary -the end of the month, Adam and Brennan are in the rec room playing pool.
"Hey Adam we ran out of toilet paper in the unisex bathroom!" Said Jesse as he walked around the corner.
"Did you guys waste it all yesterday when you took the Double Helix out for a 'test spin' to Genomex?" Adam asked the two.
"Adam, we were not the only ones in the Double Helix at the time, in case you forgot Emma and Shalimar came with us," Brennan answered.
"What! Do I hear this right?" Asked Emma walking in with Shalimar, "Are you guys trying to accuse us? Because if I remember right you guys are the ones who tepeed Eckhart's office, after wrapping him up with so much toilet paper that he looked like a mummy." Emma said as she and Shalimar burst out laughing at Adam's face.
"Oh yeah, Adam, we also ran out of food, since Jesse and Brennan ate it all." Shalimar told Adam.
"You guys!! I restocked just two weeks ago!!! There should still be food left- we had three fridges FULL of food, and how much toilet paper did you guys use?" Said an upset Adam.
"It is NOT my fault that we ran out of food!" Said Brennan outraged, "Jesse was the one who told everyone that he could eat more than I could. Which we found out was NOT true!" Said Brennan who seemed happy that everyone knew that he could eat more than Jesse could; despite Adam getting more upset by the minute.
"Adam, we only used what, 100 rolls of toilet paper, at MOST we could have used 200." Said Shalimar sincerely thinking that this was not too much to use.
"You know what? I think that it is time that you guys do the shopping." Adam said as the team squealed with excitement. Not the result Adam had hoped for. Rethinking his strategy he said, "Shalimar and Emma will get to go since they seemed to have acted better."
Excited little screams made Adam wonder if he had made the right decision. He handed each of them a one hundred-dollar bill and told them to take one of the cars. Shalimar and Emma got ready and then went out to the garage.
"Let's take the Audi," Said Emma.
"Sure, I guess if I can't take my motorcycle that's the best choice. You drive." Shalimar said.
XXX Sometime Later at a Mall (that just happens to have almost every type of store) XXX
They arrive at the mall, park the car, get out, and head towards the mall.
"Hey Emma?" Asks Shalimar.
"Yeah?" Emma answers.
"Wanna split the money?.... And go shopping at different stores............ To.. Ah make it more time effective.... See, then we won't have to spend as much time here." Shalimar said seeing if Emma had gotten the hidden meaning to her words.
Emma, scanning Shalimar's mind realized what she wanted to do. She was surprised that she hadn't thought of it herself.
"You know what I think? I think that is a great idea! See you in what?... Let's say two hours?" Said Emma as she and Shalimar walked off in different directions.
Author's Note: Okay y'all that's the first chapter!!! How'd you like it? Review and tell me what you think. So, what do you think Shalimar and Emma are planning on doing? Let's just say that they aren't planning on getting what Adam wants!! Please Review!
Rating: PG
Author's Note: This is a humor fanfiction. Please read and review!!!!! Enjoy!!!
When Mutant X Goes Shopping!!!
Chapter 1: Shalimar and Emma will go
Sanctuary -the end of the month, Adam and Brennan are in the rec room playing pool.
"Hey Adam we ran out of toilet paper in the unisex bathroom!" Said Jesse as he walked around the corner.
"Did you guys waste it all yesterday when you took the Double Helix out for a 'test spin' to Genomex?" Adam asked the two.
"Adam, we were not the only ones in the Double Helix at the time, in case you forgot Emma and Shalimar came with us," Brennan answered.
"What! Do I hear this right?" Asked Emma walking in with Shalimar, "Are you guys trying to accuse us? Because if I remember right you guys are the ones who tepeed Eckhart's office, after wrapping him up with so much toilet paper that he looked like a mummy." Emma said as she and Shalimar burst out laughing at Adam's face.
"Oh yeah, Adam, we also ran out of food, since Jesse and Brennan ate it all." Shalimar told Adam.
"You guys!! I restocked just two weeks ago!!! There should still be food left- we had three fridges FULL of food, and how much toilet paper did you guys use?" Said an upset Adam.
"It is NOT my fault that we ran out of food!" Said Brennan outraged, "Jesse was the one who told everyone that he could eat more than I could. Which we found out was NOT true!" Said Brennan who seemed happy that everyone knew that he could eat more than Jesse could; despite Adam getting more upset by the minute.
"Adam, we only used what, 100 rolls of toilet paper, at MOST we could have used 200." Said Shalimar sincerely thinking that this was not too much to use.
"You know what? I think that it is time that you guys do the shopping." Adam said as the team squealed with excitement. Not the result Adam had hoped for. Rethinking his strategy he said, "Shalimar and Emma will get to go since they seemed to have acted better."
Excited little screams made Adam wonder if he had made the right decision. He handed each of them a one hundred-dollar bill and told them to take one of the cars. Shalimar and Emma got ready and then went out to the garage.
"Let's take the Audi," Said Emma.
"Sure, I guess if I can't take my motorcycle that's the best choice. You drive." Shalimar said.
XXX Sometime Later at a Mall (that just happens to have almost every type of store) XXX
They arrive at the mall, park the car, get out, and head towards the mall.
"Hey Emma?" Asks Shalimar.
"Yeah?" Emma answers.
"Wanna split the money?.... And go shopping at different stores............ To.. Ah make it more time effective.... See, then we won't have to spend as much time here." Shalimar said seeing if Emma had gotten the hidden meaning to her words.
Emma, scanning Shalimar's mind realized what she wanted to do. She was surprised that she hadn't thought of it herself.
"You know what I think? I think that is a great idea! See you in what?... Let's say two hours?" Said Emma as she and Shalimar walked off in different directions.
Author's Note: Okay y'all that's the first chapter!!! How'd you like it? Review and tell me what you think. So, what do you think Shalimar and Emma are planning on doing? Let's just say that they aren't planning on getting what Adam wants!! Please Review!