[22:49] xitachixfreakx: L WAS BEING SMART, SO HE DECIDED HE WOULD POKE HOLES IN LIGHT'S BRAIN FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT. SO HE ASKED IF LIGHT WANTED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER. YOU SEE, IT WAS ONLY THE FIRST DAY THEY'VE BEEN WEARING THE HANDCUFFS AND L IS A DASTARDLY BEAST.

[22:52] Omi: SO, BEING THE DASTARDLY BEAST THAT HE IS, L INNOCENTLY INVITED OFFERED LIGHT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BATHE. HOWEVER, THAT PRETTY LITTLE DASTARDLY BEAST GOT AHOLD OF L'S BRAIN, AND DECIDED TO FUCK-POKE LIGHT'S, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

[22:57] xitachixfreakx: AND SO THEY FUCK-POKED AND DASTARDLY BEASTED IN A STARING CONTEST THAT TOLD EVERYONE "WARNING: SEXUAL TENSION. RUN AWAY OR GET CAUGHT IN ORGY." SO EVERYBODY RAN AWAY. EXCEPT MATSUDA CAUSE HE'S SECRETLY A YAOI FANBOY. THEN LIGHT AND L STOOD UP FROM THEIR SEATS IN FRONT OF THEIR INDIVIDUAL COMPUTERS. AND... THEN THEY WERE ON THE FLOOR. NOT IN THE, "HEY, FUCK MY BRAINS OUT," WAY, BUT IN THE, "I WANNA KICK SHIT OUT YOUR NOSE," KINDA WAY. THEN MATSUDA LEFT, BECAUSE HE REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET CAUGHT IN THE AFOREMENTIONED ORGY, BUT HE DIDN'T WANT SHIT TO COME FLYING OUT HIS NOSE. THAT PANSY. EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S WORTH IT IF YOU JUST HANG IN FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[23:02] Omi: I MEAN SURE. IT STINGS A LITTLE WEN THE SHIT ACTUALLY COMES OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN NOSE, BUT THE PLEASURABLE ORGY AFTERWARDS IS JUST TO BLISSFULL TO PASS UP. SO, THERE THEY WERE. DEVIOUS BASTARDS OF MIND-FUCKING, HAVING A GOOD WHO-CAN-GET-THE-BEST-ORGY-THE-FASTEST-AND-STILL-WALK-STRAIGHT-AFTERWARDS CONTEST. BUT SOON CAME THE VERY ISSUE OF "WHO WILL GET TO KICK SHIT OUT OF WHOSE NOSE FIRST?"

[23:08] xitachixfreakx: OR, IN LAY-MAN'S TERMS, WHO WILL GET TO FUCK THE OTHER'S BRAINS OUT FIRST. AHA, WE'VE CONFUSED YOU, HAVEN'T WE? SO THEY FOUGHT. AND THEN L HIT TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, AND THE DOWN BUTTON TO MAKE A COMBO AND HE TACKLED LIGHT TO THE FLOOR. FOR LIGHT, THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS DEFEAT. SO HE MOANED AND WRITHED LIKE A GREEDY LITTLE WHORE UNDERNEATH L BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES. NO POUTING OR SEME GETS TO GO AGAIN. OF COURSE, L WAS VERY PLEASED AND HAD A RAGING HARD ON BY NOW, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW JUST HOW SEXY LIGHT CAN BE. AND WITH HIS BACK TO THE LINOLEUM, AUBURN HAIR FANNED AROUND HIS FACE AND FLUSHED FACE, L COULD NOT RESIST. SO THEY RIGHTFULLY MADE OUT ON THE FLOOR LIKE A COUPLE OF COLLEDGE KIDS WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GOOD FUCK IN WEEKS. THIS CONSISTED OF FACE-MAULING, NECK-MARKING, AND CLOTHE-RIPPING.

[23:14] Omi: BUT THATS NOT ALL. IF YOU PURCHASE THIS FACE-MAULING, NECK-MARKING, AND CLOTHE-RIPPING FOR $19.99, WE'LL THROW IN SOME EXTRA CROTCH-FONDLING free! HOW EXCITING!? BUT NEVER-THE-LESS, THE MAKING OUT CONTINUED, AT LEAST UNTIL, ONCE AGAIN, L'S PHONE STARTED BUZZING. ONLY THIS TIME, SEEING AS HOW THE PHONE WAS IN L'S POCKET, WHICH JUST happened TO BE ON TOP OF A PARTICULAR "PART" OF LIGHT'S, THE real HEAVY-DUTY COLLEGE KIDS WHO NEED TO GET SOME EVERY NOW AND AGAIN ACTIVITIES BEGAN.

[23:23] xitachixfreakx: BUY IT NOW!!! AHEM, SORRY. AND LIKE WE SAID, LIGHT MOANING LIKE A WANTON WHORE ONLY HELPED CONVINCE L TO PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE. AND SO IT WENT FROM COLLEGE, TO AMERICAN PIE IN .45 SECONDS. RECORD TIME. WHICH MEANS, L DEFTLY (NOT REALLY) PULLED (RIPPED) LIGHT'S SHIRT OFF, UNBUCKLED LIGHT'S BELT, AND PANTS'D LIGHT-KUN AS WELL. POOR LIGHT. HE SHOULD HAVE GONE COMMANDO TODAY. HE HAD ON HIS "CHRISTMAS GIFT" BOXERS WITH DANCING CANDYCANES AND SPONGEBOB PRINTS. OF COURSE, BEING L, THE ONLY REACTION LIGHT GOT WAS THE QUIRK OF AN EYEBROW. (WHICH SAID everything.) AND, SINCE L HAD BEEN DIVESTED OF HIS PLAIN WHITE SHIRT EARLIER, THE ONLY OBSTACLES BETWEEN THE WOULD-BE BUNNY RABBITS WERE A PAIR OF BOXERS AND A PAIR OF PANTS. L LIKES WEARING BOXERS AS MUCH AS HE LIKES WEARING TENNESHOES. (WHICH IS NIL, FOR YOU BRAIN-DEADS.) AND THEN IT WAS ONLY A PAIR OF PANTS. LIGHT, BEING EVER SO SLUTTY, DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL UNPROHIBITED WANKING DIVULGED, AND THEREFORE BLUSHED LIKE A VIRGIN WATCHING XXX PORN. L THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. WHICH GAVE LIGHT ANOTHER HICKEY TO EXPLAIN TO HIS FATHER. SO LIGHT MOANED AND GROANED SOME MORE, ALL WHILE TRYING TO HUMP THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF L'S HAND.

[23:38] Omi: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD LIVE SEX, THE MOANS AND GROANS MIGHT AS WELL BE AIRED ON AN FM RADIO THEY'RE SO LOUD. WHICH IS WHY, POOL LIGHT, GOT THE SHIT FUCKED OUTTA HIM and GOT VIOLENTLY BEATEN FOR CAUSING SO MUCH RUCCUS. YES, L, THE DASTARDLY BEAST, KICKED AND THREW PUNCHES LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW IN ATTEMPT TO QUIET DOWN NOT-SO-SHY LIGHT. SOON THOUGH, THE VERY BEST OR ORGYS CAME A MARCHING LIGHTS WAY, AND CAUSED HIS BONER TO BE NO MORE. EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THEIR NEWLY FOUND FUN SESSION HAD ENDED, THEY BOTH GOT REDRESSED AS BEST THEY COULD, TRYING TO BRUSH THE "HOOKER THAT HAD A ROUGH NIGHT" LOOK OFF THEM. JUST AS SOON AS THAT LOOK WAS ALSO CAST INTO THE "NO MORE" BIN, WATARI CAME BURSTING THROUGH THE DOORS JUST begging THE NEW PAIR TO BUY THE DISCOUNTED PRICE "WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN" TO MAKE THE INTERCOURSE A BIT MORE INTERESTING.

[23:44] xitachixfreakx: AND SO, THAT WAS THE DAY WATARI GOT HIS ROCKS OFF. FOR LIKE, THE FIRST TIME IN 82.4 YEARS. HE KEEPS A LOG OF EVERYDAY THAT EITHER SAYS "JACKED OFF" OR "CURSED MY BLUE BALLS". LIGHT DIDN'T CARE. HE WAS TOO BUSY SOAKING IN A HOT BATH TRYING TO UNFUCK HIS ENTIRE BODY WHILE L FOLLOWED AND CONTINUED TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF LIGHT WITH HIS EYES. WE ALL KNOW LIGHT ENJOYED IT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A DIRTY LITTLE TRAMP. (AND HE SHOULD TECHNICALLY BE IN COLLEGE RIGHT NOW) SO L, WHO IS LIKE, 5 YEARS OLDER THAN LIGHT, CONTINUED EYE-RAPING LIGHT'S HAWT COLLEGE BODY AND LIGHT CONTINUED IGNORING THE BEST FUCK OF HIS LIFE IN FAVOR OF RECOVERING FROM THE BEST FUCK OF HIS LIFE.

[23:44] xitachixfreakx: AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER-AFTER.

[23:45] xitachixfreakx: OR DID THEY?