In the middle of the night in the hidden leaf village all of the naruto characters woke up to find that they were in a strange room surrounded with cameras and microphones. In front of them stood a young girl about 13 years old. She has waist long blond hair in a ponytail and blue eyes. She has a yellow vest with a black shirt with elbow length sleeves underneath, yellow shorts, and a yellow cap with black cat ears on it. She has a large black and yellow mallet strapped to her back.
?????? : Hello! I'm Legendarylightning but you can call me Lightning. I'll explain everything when my friend gets here with the others.
Naruto: What the hell is going on here!?
Lightning: Hey! No swearing!
Lightning whacks him with the mallet.
Another girl same age poofs in with Garra, Temari, and Kankuro. She has black mid back length hair and red eyes. She has on a red t-shirt, black cargo pants, and a gray backwards baseball cap. She also has a katana strapped to her back.
Lightning: Hi Anime!
Anime: Hi! Now clam down I got the sand village ninjas.
Lightning: Alright! Now that everyone's here we can explain everything. You are on a game show which we call…
Lightning and Anime: No Backing Out!!!!
Everyone (except Lightning and Anime): What?
Anime: Basically people send in dares and questions who ever they are for they have to do them they can even dare and question us. We can refuse to do dares but we have to do questions and we can give you dares of our own.
Sakura: How come you can refuse dares but we can't!?
Lightning: Because we're the authors we can do anything for example…
Lightning snaps her fingers and Sakura is suddenly in a green spandex suit like Lee's. Sakura screams. Anime and Lightning nearly die of laughter.
Sakura: That is not funny!!!
Lightning: It's very funny!
Sakura suddenly attacks Anime. Anime dodged it easily but was still pissed off.
Anime: Holy shit!! What the hell was that for!
Naruto looks at Lightning who does nothing.
Naruto: Hey aren't you going to do something?
Lightning: Why would I?
Naruto: You said we couldn't swear!!
Lightning: Bingo. I said YOU couldn't swear. I never said WE couldn't.
Sasuke: That's bull shit.
Anime and Lightning: We said no swearing!!!
They both attack him. When they're done Sasuke is uninjured but is still in pain.
Kiba: How come he's not hurt?
Anime: You forgot to tell them didn't you Lightning?
Lightning: uh… Yeah. But you should know I'm not good at remembering stuff. We put special shields on you be cause we love violence so you don't get physically hurt but you still feel the pain.
Anime: Well we have to go for now. Remember you can send in any question or dare for me, Lightning, or any of these other morons…
Everyone attacks Anime and Lightning. They go on a bashing frenzy and pretty soon everyone but Anime and Lightning are lying on the ground twitching in pain.
Lightning: And no dare or question will be turned down unless it's something perverted, or not mean or funny enough. No yoai or yuri either. The people you can send in for are me, Anime, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Gai, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Kureni, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Asuma, Garra, Temari, and Kankuro. So please send in questions and dares so we can continue the show. Thank you!
Anime: Do you not have to breathe or something?
Lightning: Not really!
Both: See you next time on No Backing Out! Bye!