The Wizard of Oz- D Gray Man Edition
Mo: Hey guys! Who's ready to write a crossover
Kanda: No…
Allen: Umm… depends
Mo: too bad! I'm writing it anyway!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mo: I don't own –man or – of Oz or any of the characters
Once upon a time in Kansas….. forget this! Skipping straight to the World of Oz! (Kanda: wait what?)
The house stopped spinning and something was different about the air. Kanda stepped out of the house and peered around.
Kanda: The heck am I here for, and WHY am I in a dress*death glare*
Narrator (me):You're Dorothy in the wizard of Oz silly little girl!
Kanda: What did you just sa-
Narrator: Hey look! There are some munchkins, and they look like timothy! Why don't you go talk to them?
Kanda: I don't feel like it, how the #$%^ do I get out of here? *magically gets moved over to the munchkins* How the hell did I get over here?
Narrator: Narrators have the power to move characters where they want to in stories, now get moving or I'll send Shyrl on you!
Shyrl: That's me! * munchkins cower behind Kanda* Why the heck did you kill my little Rhode, with your house?
Kanda: I didn't kill anybody ya pedo *looks at house where little red stockings are sticking out of them and sees them suddenly curl up and slither back under the house*….. well this is just awkward
Tiedoll (wearing pink ball gown and matching tiara, magic wand and heels): I'll tell you what's weird my son, you're wearing its ruby heels!
Kanda: *shocked and surprised look on face*How the &%$# did you get here? AND I'M NOT YOUR %^&^ING SON! *looks down at heels* Crap…
Shyrl: *looks at the heels* those are mine you stealer! I wear those when I'm… Those are mine!
Tiedoll: Not anymore! They belong to him and are glued to his feet until he leaves Oz.
Kanda: *clawing at heels trying to remove them*
Shyrl: Well I'll get you and your little golem too! * flies off on a magic broom cackling*
Kanda: Golem, what-* tim is sitting on his shoulder* HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU PUTTING IN THIS *^$#ING STORY?
Narrator: all of them! Muhahahahah
Kanda: Cra-
Tiedoll: You CAN'T give him those slippers; they can cause all kinds of chaos! He'll punish you first if he gets them! He'll make a KandaxAllenxLavi fanfiction come true!
Kanda: *goes white* OH $#%^! I've got to get out of here! Which way do I go?
Tiedoll and munchkins: ~Oh you must-~
Kanda: NO MORE SINGING *Death glare*
Tiedoll:* white with fear* follow the komui guide signs along the path of perviness (created by leverrier the mechanic)
Kanda: *starts walking along path and is watched until out of sight*
Mo: See you next chapter! (about 2 weeks or sooner)
Kanda: there's another chapt-
Mo: review!
Kanda: I HATE YOU!
Mo: bye!